i will never

begrudge anyone for wanting to be handed a Royale win bc listen... if i can ask for a win i'm gonna ask for a win but at the same time i really have no desire to ever do a diplomatic ending to a Royale. like ur gonna tell me i just spent the past x amount of hours focused on this game AND talking to people i don't particularly like just for Wheel of Names dot com to decide whether i win? i'd rather do a naked handstand against the wall and have rubbing alcohol poured into my asshole