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Top 5 Kovaze conspiracy theories
5. Poof and Astrophysics are twins but no one has ever seen them in the same room together. They met up with some people in NYC and they said they couldnt attend the same restaurants cause they didnt like the same food..so they took turns hanging out in the meetup? Source: Greedy and DrNicolemartin . And sometimes poof malfunctions when trying to speak just like ChatGPT.
4. Lemjam6 Aka Jaded died in 2019, and the fam not knowing how to deal with his passing apparently recreated his persona and to this day take turns running his discord and kovaze account.
3. Sam slept with Bim in a meetup, then left the community, attended conversion therapy, and came back years later with a "Wife." And hes asking twinks on here to call him daddy, somethings going on there we need to investigate.
2. Elphaba could have stopped the titanic sinking. Something about frostbite has always been off, its like he knows whats gonna happen before it does. The bunker looked at some old photos and we swear we saw see Dylan boarding the ship with a smirk. Who knows what else he could have stopped
1. Mod_Clarke tried to take over Kovazia. According to Amandasings04 , Kemi was manipulating the entire mod team in order to overthrow Sin and be the only shop owner running in the shops game. Luckily she was found out and got sent to kovaze jail but not before dragging the entire mod team with her.
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LMFAO hello?
Omg
Plsss
this is frying me bad
bunny just like poof 's circuits
o_o Haha - this is very clever and funny!
I think number 1 is the one that you allegedly lost a gerbil in your colon
damn all this writing for 3 votes 26 points im so sorry my sweet chibbert
Amandasings04 i wrote this in like 4 mins
#1 is true except o_o was in on this plan too