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I was casually crossing a road
And some idiot guy didn’t see me and hit me with his car and I didn’t get hit hard or anything but I quickly took a picture of his license plate and said you can venmo me $300 or I’m reporting this accident and now I’m $300 richer so lowkey maybe this is gonna be my new side hustle
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my new side hustle lmao glad you're okay though!
"why did yawnha cross the road?" "to get a quick $300 payout"
I should have floored it. Now I'm $300 poorer
i always wanted to get hit by a car for this very reason
PenguinOwen126 lmao tbh this was always my fear but once I realized I wasn’t hurt or anything I had to take advantage of the opportunity
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO