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😳📺 BREAKING NEWS 🚨: 🍊 Trump just FIRED 🔥 Attorney General Pam Bondage 😩🪢💼 😱!!! Sources say the Oval 🏛️ looked like SUBPOENA🤭📜💋! LEWKS like she couldn’t HANDLE 🍆 the HARD EVIDENCE 🍌💦 piling up and now she’s left with a WET 💦 PLEA deal of unemployment! But don't worry, she can always EAT 🍽️ those DICKtators 🍆🥵 in the GOP 🌪️👅!! Send this to 10 of your lustiest legal SLUTS 🫦⚖️ in the next five 5️⃣ minutes ⏰ or you’ll be stuck with a NAUGHTY RULING 😮👩‍⚖️ in the COURT OF CUNT. Get five 5️⃣ back and you’re a CERTIFIED 🍑 SCOTUS SUCKER 🍆 get ten 🔟 back and you’ll be BENT OVER THE BENCH 😏 all NIGHT LONG 💦!