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i’m ngl i tried hard to stay awake bc i think i was really well-integrated and was stacking pop-ups but i just don’t think i’m as cracked out as the rest of you. i was once again killed by Akshar who i will immediately coordinate a kill on any time we’re in a Royale together again from now on
i don’t know if i can tag everyone i worked with bc there were really too many of you but i’m gonna try. if i forget you don’t yell at me there were 136 fucking people in the game. i’m tagging in placement order so no one gets mad
sobriquet we honestly didn’t work together bc you were out too quick but you’re still getting tagged bc ily
christos you’re insanely good at Royale so it was kind of a shock to see you go so early. your kill kind of kicked off The Fam/.es .br drama which was a big storyline at the beginning
Sam thank u for inviting me to the 50 person server i honestly didn’t expect you to die that early
guib we didn’t really accomplish anything together in the game but i am just a fan of you! i feel like i kept hearing your name linked to Gabs/Gabbes as targets but u were never a target for me
coldreactor robbed. the time we spent together in that square meant the world to me
frostbite honestly we didn’t really talk but you’ve been a great ally in other Royales and your kill kind of really shook the game in a crazy way
SirVivor king of chaos a bit
High you’re always very good to me but you have a way of scaring others. big fan of u
sweetheart i enjoyed running from you any time you entered a square
snotgirl kinda the Cirie Fields of Royale
Poof i honestly was shocked af when you got killed?? i think you and Smores were a threat to a lot of big groups but it just happened so suddenly. it was nice getting to play with you!!
PGamer / desh lumping you both into the same one here bc you were both kind of shock eliminations. i can’t remember if your kills were done as retaliation for Poof dying or just bc yall were threats but i rly did not see them coming
Smores_Poptart thank you for adopting me into ur group <3 i’m not sure WHY you had such a target on your back but you made a splash as you always do
BradT50 tysm for the energy drink! we didn’t really interact otherwise but that was very kind
Tide / CasinoCheese the first bombing i really participated in. you two are absolute menaces in every Royale and i have nothing but respect for u both. you’d both been the ones to land the final blow on like every ~big~ kill so this was a move that kinda just had to happen
bigdizzleyomama ur banned but i still love you and i honestly think if Colby didn’t give you all his shit you wouldn’t have been killed :(
Bagel kind of a comatose king
hwest14 / muribolt the first victims of jarhead’s reign of terror omg… Houston we’ve been friends forever and i loved getting to work with u!! Muri i think i randomly attacked you in one Royale so it was nice to be on the same side here
Adam probably the person i worked closest with during this game pound for pound. you’ve been such a good ally to me in so many major event games on this site and i rly wanted to protect you as much as i could + see you go further here. this was like the one bombing during this stretch of the game i wasn’t aware of so i couldn’t prevent it but ur iconic and very good at these games
Medusaluh / Justini i’m putting you both here because you kinda died in the same timeframe and you’re both people i really love but didn’t work with super directly. honestly both massive threats who i would’ve never wanted to kill
alicat / Jake skipping ahead to lump you two together because duh. i’ve always had a fondness for you both since meeting you on this site and you were kinda my two throughout this game. i wish i’d been able to get us all further but it was fun watching u both get into the mix and learn the game!!!
jarhead you are so iconic to me… when i joined this site you were on a site hiatus but you always seemed very cool and then you returned to the site and promptly blogged underscores lyrics and i knew i was right. you were kind of a wrecking ball in this game and honestly you deserved to go further
Envious you were kinda busy during the home stretch of this game so we didn’t actually interact a TON but big fan of u
Mp231 im ngl i didnt know you were in the game until maybe top 40. you really flew under the radar like crazy. we didnt work together a ton but u know ily!
Stayc you really are so fun and nice and i’m just a big fan of you. we really only crossed paths one time in the game but i feel like every time i’d hear your name it would be “we can’t kill Stayc” which speaks to how loved you are
torimarie we’ve kind of come a long way in the past 10 years?? you were a really good ally to me and it was kind of fitting that we went out back to back
Mikey we didn’t really talk 1:1 but you were a good peripheral ally!!
aligxo queen you always make it so far just randomly im kind of obsessed
Fire much like Mp i kinda kept forgetting you were in the game. you have a way of sliding under the radar but also being a friend to all and most importantly a friend to ME
Paulette i really wanted to get something going with you and it just never came to fruition. undoubtedly my favorite part of the game is when i lost 40 health and we agreed to run from each other to get health back… only to discover you don’t get health when someone runs from you 😭 you’re randomly like one of my favorite people here
Fiji being in a Royale with Fiji really brings joy to my heart. we didn’t work super closely but i would’ve literally never touched you in this game and would’ve leaked it to you if i heard
PosterBoy you make me laugh consistently and it was very nice to get to work with you for an extended period of time
Amanda / AngieKStan thank you both for keeping me in the loop and watching out for me. you are two of my favorite people on this site to be hateful towards but also to get to play games with
Jaded we like didn’t speak 1:1 but ily
Basil we were honestly just in one chat together that died really fast, but it’s truly impressive how far you make it in Royale every time!! great job big fan of u
NaughtyNacho ugh OF COURSE YOU WON!!!!! we’ve really gone through trials and tribulations as friend and by that i just mean the Hellscape mini. you’ve been a good ally to me in Royale and it’s unfortunately very unsurprising that you keep winning/going to the end of these games. great job proud of u!!
okay whew. that was really lame to write. all in all this was maybe one of the most fun games i’ve played on this site - i think it’s so corny when people are like “SIN U DID YOUR BIG ONE” but i do think the game is so well-made and the massive cast kinda enhanced that. there was a stretch last night where like three chats were trying to kill each other and like… everyone was kind of just having fun except when Bigdiz called the wrong group of people the f slur. the only thing i’d say is there has GOTTA be some sort of change made to make this not be the sleep deprivation olympics. for me personally (and many others) i’m just not losing sleep to get a Royale win, but it’s also so fucking annoying when you spend your day focused on it but know the second you shut your eyes some fugly nerd will kill you. i don’t know WHAT the fix is. but i’m just saying it!
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This blog was something beautiful as Jaded would say
Mother, it’s always a joy play with u!
I LOVE YOU OMG
LYY!!!
LOVE U
Sam thank u for inviting me to the 50 person server i honestly didn’t expect you to die that early
akshar let me know what you want from the shops boo.. thanks for killing that nasty bitch
SummerMariah it must be so exhausting to wake up and have the worst personality on the website every day i hope you get some rest
SummerMariah 106th place btw and you’ve played 2k games like please get a job
WAIT biancabae too im sorry this queen… u were in the same square for literally like 75% of the game but im really so obsessed
hugs ur 5 bombs came in handy 🥺 Just wanted the game done asap
Akshar i wish you the worst.
shrimp & I wish you the best! Balance.
Comatose king getting top 45!!!! Iktr
Bagel ur the moment