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but one thing we’re not going to do is come for the way people look. jane you’re beautiful.

after being called a cheater, a robot and a nerd.. i figured i would write a lil tutorial on how i play flags and how you can easily break 4k the next time you play<3 do you have to know all the flags precicely? definitely not! i wouldn’t be able to identify most of the flags by name- but what does help is colours. colours are your biggest friend while playing flags, as it’s important to associate a colour with the country name. i play on mobile by the way! i find this the easiest! the way i think works best is, i don’t look at the flags. i just read the name and click like a chicken without a head based on whatever colour i see in the bottom of my eye. i read brazil and i see green? click!!! so what you want to do is to respond to colours as quickly as you can, there’s no need to take a look at all the flags. scanning them all takes a lot of time, just click the right colour:) and if you get it wrong? thats okay!! because the speed you’ll have with this strategy will cover up for most mistakes and then you can break 4k:) now, for example, honduras is light blue so you can easily click light blue when you see it from the bottom of your eye. some flags are harder, such as palestine, jordan, united emirates etc. because they look similar. either way, just click. click based on the colour. as i said before, fucking up is more than okay as long as you correct yourself. i have a video of my most recent flags play here: https://streamable.com/7qz6yt as you can see here, i made soooo many mistakes! yet i was able to break 4k because of this strategy. for the british people where imgur is banned, i made a gif that is attached below. i hope the accuraccy timewise is okay, i’m not rlly good at tech things haha but i hope its at least good enough to show! hopefully this was helpful and i get to see even more people break 4k in flags soon🩷🩷

stands in solidarity with the newbies. plus, this dress is kinda cute either way. edit; i had to barbiefy myself a little at least

do we like it?

so i have never cooked in my life.. until today. i know its bad, i’m a spoiled brat. a leech on society.. i just put things in the airfryer, put it on a wrap and call it a day. but today was the day i wanted to cook.. so i made pasta. i was confident, but soon i was met with disappointment. the water overcooked!!!!! so my kitchen was flooded. i quickly screamed and cleaned, letting my pasta cook. i then got another pan for the sauce. yummy pesto!! and i mixed it with shredded cheese. it was all going well, until i dropped a spoon in my pan of pasta. while trying to get it out using a second spoon, i knocked over my sauce. i lost my shit. but i stayed positive and started over with the sauce. however i got impatient, so i put it too high… the cheese didnt like it. i was done, over it so i grabbed the pan with the pasta and let the water out. this went great! i put the penne in a bowl with the pesto sauce and burnt cheese. i take a bite.. and the pasta is fucking UNDERCOOKED!!!!! so im eating undercooked pasta with burned cheese. i am never cooking again.

am i the only one that thinks matchthree is a khia comp? like everyone forgets about it and when it shows up.. ain’t nobody is excited to play it. like not once have i heard someone say “i like matchthree!” like its such a boring, forgettable comp. i like guitar even more.. like at least guitar makes me feel things. it makes me feel anger and rage and dislike.. but matchthree? matchthree just leaves me dry.. having to play matchthree is like having sex (enjoying the game) and you’re so into it but then the guy cums n doesnt make you cum and youre just left there laying, dry as a dessert from that clownery. matchthree is the worst.

is rlly good for my irl shopping addiction cause instead of spending my real money like it grows on trees i can just spend my koinz like a maniac.. altho i do still recklessly spend irl too but let me just pretend i don’t and like koinz are a solution to my deep rooted financial spending issues.

this is like a wet dream.

faced a betrayal so big, i never thought i’d face. it’s time for me to log the fuck off again lmao, bye!

come get yours<3 https://kovaze.com/blog/83686

10 minutes i’ll gift someone

where exactly.. are the.. celebrities?

and i’ll compliment you idk im bored and trying to avoid my household duties sweetheart - we don’t talk as much anymore, but i will always appreciate how caring you are about your friends! you try to look out for the ones you see as a friend as much as you can, which is a rlly good quality to have:) and you’re also funny (sometimes) sin - omg the sin wants a compliment from me.. i’m starstruck.. but in all seriousness, i think you have done such a good job building this platform and community. you’re super personable and interactive, which is a super good quality to have as an owner of such a platform. like you don’t act high n mighty n all above us, like u blog about your life n all that too so i appreciate how regular you remain if that makes sense? also keep doing what you’re doing dad, i rlly see kovaze becoming something greater n bigger than it already is when more audience gets reached through advertisement❤️ tisha - oh my goldvivor traumabonded sis for life.. from the moment we met we just connected and i’m beyond grateful for our friendship! you’re funny, you’re personable, you’re so kind, smart, skinny.. but also super supportive and one of the few i know i could call when somethings wrong and you’d be there to support me in an instant. nothing but love for you, you’re beyond amazing all around sis<3<3 ivan1234 - ive gotten the pleasure of getting closure to you through my first royale game and i am SO HAPPY we alligned there. you’re such a nice and positive pressence to have around and oh my god, your loyalty is something many can dream of. you’re a rlly good ally in games and i hope we get to become closer friends through playing more games together and through the gowncil❤️ absolute king:) jaded - omg you annoyed me so much at first!! one of the few people ive actually been a bitch to…. but i respect the fact that on a random tuesday we were both like nahh thats a sister now!! i love how we were able to shove whatever dislike we had for each other under the rug and got to know each other a little better and sorta became friends now:) i think its super cool when people can just move past things n start over, n uve shown me you can which is an amazing quality to possess!! races are not the same without your pressence, i went from hater to fan:) christos - not the king of not finishing pyns expecting a pyn.. either way i love how easy to get along with you are! like when we got partnered in race i had such a good time and getting to know you better through secret hitler and such has been such a blessing<3 eventho i trolled u cause i thought you were a khia…… i’m excited for our developing friendship, you’re super fun:) @rawritwasnick - i respect the fact that you dont give up in games even when you get targetted or go out early! you’re a rlly fun pressence to be around and you’re very very kind. a rlly great addition to this website and i hope i’ll get the pleasure of interacting with you more<3 @sobriquet - i remember when i first joined, you were one of the few to be super nice to me! that act of kindness does not go unnoticed❤️ i don’t know you very well, but i always get excited when i see you in a game and silently root for you from the sidelines because that act of kindness meant a lot to me:) poppy - idk you very well, but from the small interaction we had through mails you are very very kind and supportive! i loveeee your emo barbie doll aesthetic so much, its def a style that just matches to you and i hope that we can get to know each other better through games or smth cause i think we’d get along and have the potential to be amazing friends! envious - YOU SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME…. and i was terrified to be partnered with you in race… but i’m so happy it happened, because it brought me an amazing friend! i enjoy talking to you a lot and i like how we’re able to have fun but also serious conversations about irl things. you’re one of a kind and i relate to you sm cause i feel like if people look deeper than just the surface, they see your kindness and the pureness of your heart. one of my faves❤️ akshar - we did nottt like each other.. but i’m happy to call you a friend now! you’re super funny and easy to get along with, so grateful we decided to work together one day out of necessity and got to know n understand each other better! i can’t wait to see you in an arena again❤️ marieeve - such a fun, positive pressence on the blogs page! we aren’t very close or anything, but i can just tell you’re a girls girl and i love thag about you! you’re so nice and stay true to yourself always, something many can learn of<3 clash - i dont think ive ever met you or seen you around so i have no clue what your personality is like so this is quite surface level, but you do seem very kind and i like your avatar!<3 kaliminaj - EEE i love you so much<3 you’re so fun, kind and overall just amazing at.. everything? i love playing games with you and hanging out, you’re a really great person and anyone is lucky to have you as a friend! very supportive and always a positive pressence❤️ jadennator1 - YOU ARE SO FUNNYYY and overall amazing to be around<3 i love hanging out with you and i’m excited we became friends after seeing each other around every now and then:) gamenights are always super fun with you around, you genuinely crack me up and you’re overall just a really kind girlypop❤️ lexey - idt we have ever rlly rlly interacted, but your blogs always made me chuckle and you seem like a lovely person to be around! i hope i can get to interact with you more, as i’d love to be friends:) you just seem so kind and positive and uplifting idk, keep blogging regardless diva cause ur blogs are what keeps me breathing.. ESPECIALLY THE BINGO ONES LOL cristi - i think you’re such a badass woman! you don’t care about what anyone thinks or says about you, which is such a goooood quality to have. keep being you mama, and never stop giving a fuck cause quite honestly i do find you to be entertaining as fuck haha katheryn - probably the sweetest, purest soul on here. you are soooo kind and nice, its always a joy to be around you. besides that youre super smart as well like hello? and funny.. i loveeee playing codenames with you and your calm, positive energy rlly affects me in the best possible way<3 itsamodernlife - everyone needs a modern in their life honestly, and i’m blessed to have the original limited edition as my best friend. you’re such an incredible person and so selfless, so smart and the best support system anyone could ask for. thank you for everything you’ve done for me, i love you so so so much yawnha - i don’t know you very well, but you do seem kind! when you were interacting with me while i kept jumping you in royale, you did crack me up quite a lot. you appear to be someone that’s super silly and that makes me laugh so keep staying true to yourself<3 marwane - i’m so grateful to have met you, you’re so fun and nice, always trying to help everyone and have situations be good for everyone involved. you’re such a gem and i’m so happy that we got partnered in race and just clicked since then! there’s not a single bad bone in your body and i have so much respect for you. thanks for being a friend<3 dynasty - ICON!! probably one of my favourite allies during our royale.. i loved meeting and getting to work with you through that game. you’re a very nice person and a super fun pressence to be around, super loyal as well! i can’t wait to get to know you even better and solidify the growing friendship:) messyj - MESSYJ!! you’re so authentically and unapologetically yourself, something many people can learn from. you spread kindess as much as possible and i enjoy the fact youre here to have fun and nothing else, it rlly takes away from pressure and all that. youre amazing<3 ohemgee - EEEE ITS THE DIVA THAT GOT ME ONTO THIS WEBSITE!! you know i have so much love and respect for you.. you’re such a badass woman, but also a really nice and comforting friend. i love your idgaf attitude and desire for chaos, its something i can learn a lot from<3 plus hello you own the place that has had such a positive impact on my life.. extra credits for that mama mittens - mittanie💜🩷 you are so ridiculously funny and fun to be around, ive loved getting to know you and happy to have gotten the chance to get closer through the gowncil:) i’m happy to have a friend like you, you just dont care rlly and say whatever is on your mind and i STANNNN you for that. tysm for simply being you<3 arris - one of my newest friends on here, and i’m so happy to have met you!! you’re sooo fun and kind, i love playing games with you. we’re gonna work on your comp skills dad but.. that doesn’t take away the fact you’re an amazing person! i’ve loved getting to know you so far and can’t wait to get to know you even better:) KURVA! davit - YOU ARE SUCH A SWEEEEETHEART!!! i loved playing royale with you sm and getting to know you through that! you’re so incredibly kind:) and also a super caring friend too! i’m grateful we have crossed paths and i hope we get to talk more<3 frostbite - HM YOURE AN ICON! def not someone who’s bad side i want to be on….. cause oh my god you clock hoes left n right, but i’m happy to call you a friend! when people get to know you a lil better they’ll see youre kind and actually a really loyal friend:) manon - my birthday twin❤️ ive known you for quite some time now and you never fail to make me laugh, but you’re also really kind and caring. i love how you checked up on me during that one situation and you’re someone i appreciate a lot and wish i spoke to more:) onyx - one of my faves<3 you have such a genuine soul, but you can be feisty too! i love hanging out with you always, we def should do that more! you’re a very good friend and people are lucky if they get to call you one! i’m grateful we met and got to reconnect through kovaze<3 melodrama - youre so fun to play games with! i loved that one night of arenas and hysteria with you and luxray:) i hope we get to hang out more soon, cause you’re def someone i want to get closer to! very kind and carefree, i’m happy we have gotten to meet. also hello, comp beast much?? i’m obsessed with you 707 - i don’t know you very well, but i do remember we played codenames together once! that was super fun and you cracked me up sooo much:) also your blogs never fail to entertain me so keep blogging dad<3 adam - you are soooo funny and kind, ive loved meeting you! i hope we can have more interactions in the future, because you genuinely do crack me up so so much. good luck in celebrities, i’m rooting for you<3 naughtynacho - someone ive recently gotten the pleasure to befriend! you’re such a loyal friend in games and i always have the time of my life racing around the world with you. i enjoy hanging out with you and hope we get the chance to hang out more often🫶🏼

when you feel like you’re stuck in a repetetive cycle, it’s very important you take note of everything and eventually just stop giving a fuck, to the point you’re strong enough to leave and move on. that moment might not be right away, it’s difficult, but every step into building up the courage to break through that cycle of constant toxicity, is already a step in the right direction. good things take time, be kind to yourself in the proces.

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my first 3 games in a row after my break.. i needed this. back to hibernation again for now tho!

just playing way less…. missed me?