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i LOVED april fools day because i would hype the kids up ALLLLLLLL day about how i brought BROWNIES for us to have for snack later... and they would legit be so excited all day talking about it. then during snack time i would have them all sit around the rug and put a pan with foil over it in the middle and pick 1 student to open it.... to their surprise it was just a pan full of brown paper letter E 's hehehehehehe. their reactions would be sooooooooooooooo funny omg. i recorded it for 3 years in a row and they still crack me up. of course i would have real brownies to eat too bcus i was not about to deal with any tantrums LMAO.

is ill copy an entire chapter of a textbook paragraph by paragraph into a google doc so i can upload it to ChatGPT before i actually read a fucking textbook 😤

lab # 2 due last monday (already have 30 points deducted for being late) lab #3 due yesterday (have 5 points deducted) midterm exam due today hehe oops :-)

*paws @AMANDA playfully* *thinking to self: he must have picked up on my scent, and knows im ready to mate* *i look at @AMANDA under the shimmering moon, his fur glistening with every slight movement* *thinking to self: i cant take it anymore. i need him to mate with me* *the look in @AMANDA's eyes has me fired up. its time. i prepare for the ritual* *in the distance we hear the howls of pack leader @MissChloeKay* *thinking to self: NOOOOOOOOOO. its ruined!* *we must return back to the pack, the leader has called* *thinking to self: soon.... soon i will make @AMANDA my mate...* *we leap home, fading away into the darkness of the forest*

for my queen DorkishBarbi because again, my gullible ass, truly thought she was that hot blonde cam girl for YEARS and i looked up to her so much i cant even explain. one morning she said she was gonna go get breakfast at BiscuitVille so i begged my mom to take a trip to a city with a BiscuitVille so i could eat there like my hot blonde mama queen Dorkish :/

i wanna play board games! if im going to be called a slur, at least make it over me sending their ass back to start in SORRY!

of the farties today. like to the point my dog got up and went to sit across the room to get away from the motorcycle rumbles and stench :(

- what a "troll" was. even though i was one myself, i didnt know there were others out there and i full heartedly believed everything someone said online. in my first castings, i was led to believe "Umaw" was playing the game from a hut in a small African village on a satellite phone. - the difference between you're / your - the difference between their / there / they're - how to spell DOES, i used to spell it as "dose" - that brazil is NOT in africa - that africa is NOT below us, thats south america! - i KNEW canada existed... but i really never even acknowledged it was right there above us with millions of people ??? or any other country for that matter.... in my mind the USA was kinda just all there was ??? - that gay people are REAL and COMMON, not just your friends Uncle Tommy who shows up once a year from far away - what privilege / white privilege is - that its not normal to use "the n word" as an insult...... my racist southern family seems to think other wise, but i do call them out now! - i was a REPUBLICAN and was so upset at the ripe age of like 12 that Obama won the 2008 presidency LMAO!!!! now im completely opposite!!! im sure theres more, but i just think about these a lot!!!

as someone who just woke up from a 4 hour nap and has no idea what's going on or what happened ...... I have witnessed people screaming death threats at each other over Roblox Bloxy Bingo so i do think it would not matter what is hosted or how, it would be toxic! 😭 comin from the same people who uploaded dead baby designs on tengaged. yall wild, mental illness! still love yall tho !

all the signs are there. big boob lesbian with mental health issues. not sure how you all missed that one!

has become part of my daily routine, love the public tea 💕

LITERALLY REPLY TO ALL BLOGS WITH CHATGPT GENERATED RESPONSES I CANT THIS SHOULD BE A BANNABLE OFFENSE MOD_RAVEN KEMI

as a little white fluffy dog named coco chanel to a middle-class family and i cant wait to scoot my little doggy butthole all over the carpet after i shit EVERY SINGLE DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

if you met a guy online, and he hyped it up for months about how he was gonna tear that ***** up and blow that back OUT but when you finally meet he is build like shrek with a baby carrot sized ***** and proceeds to rub said baby carrot against your flaps, not even entering the hole, for 25 seconds before finishing all over the bed sheets and then immediately stands up & asks you to take him to wendys? because i did in fact take him to wendys and i think about this choice i made every single day. i did get a $5 biggie bag tho.

that i blackmailed @chibi into gifting me for "stealing my tengaged designs" when he was legit mod_raven like i know in his mind he was like "bitch i wish you would" 💀

for getting on a normal sleep schedule? i constantly fall into the pattern of staying up till 4-8am and then sleeping till 2-4pm.......... even if i pull an all nighter and sleep at a normal time for one day... it literally goes back to degeneracy the next day. there is just something so peaceful about being up super late ???? idk.... but it really does mess with my IRL!!!

has ruined any chances of me ever wearing other eyes/lips again because what do you mean i would have to go from looking like THIS to THAT.....

pee a lil when they sneeze or is that a woman thing?

cus i dont see no x2 like it said for hysteria that one time!

single handedly keeping kovaze alive see you all for the next round in 2d 22h 54m !!