you have not been fun today, im moving on

that alexa gifted me is actually worse than her getting us last place in race. like im actually ashamed i even made this right now. imagine looking at shops and being like "hmmmmmmm THIS is what my good, heartbroken friend brookie would want!" smfh. (pic)

is alexa i said what i said

& i will write you a heartfelt acrostic poem! i dont do these kind of blogs often, so i will do them all! ChloeKay Chart girl Hairy Lovable Overly dramatic Estrogen Kind Amazon fake boobs Yells loudly TheWoman Toilet seat Hairless (bald) Eats doordash everyday Will sexually harass Only showers on sunday Might piss in ur sock drawer Always a good friend <3 Never know what a woman will do Batya Baby cutie boy Always leaves the call Tattle tale (IFYKYK) Yummy in my tummy Abruptly leaves the call Snowglobe Special Nearly in every game Once saved me with golden star Will make RACE NEVER ENDS set in 47 colors Gladly beat me in puzzler :( Loves to hate women Obtuse IRL Built like shrek Endangered species Spartagow Super villain People choice for kovaze villain! Always killing people in royale Royale enjoyer Tiny bit unstable Angry man! Good at comps? Oder of a man (stinky) Woman sent death threats in ASBB! Vanili Very rich IRL to afford so many shops! Always making new designs Nice, always I wish we could play fortnite Lovable Invested in fashion xx xoJack Xotic creature Only Roz 4 me <3 Just perfect Always yelling at chloe for something Chloes #1 hater Kovaze's sweetheart Fire Fatty turning baddie Is my kovaze sister brother Really needs to show cherry attention shes overflowing my snapchat with her tiddies Excellent at [REDACTED] Alexa Always throwing my race games Likes to get me eliminated in race Especially loves to target me in race Xcited to see me go home in race Anne lover (mama and lesbi) Nettles New user, allegedly Expert designer Talks to furries Totally fat IRL Likes to scam the giftshop game Excited to beat me in puzzler arena >:( STOLE MY FACE ohEMgee OnlyPigs #1 content creator Honestly quite funny Eventually will get her DNTM win My favorite little piggy Gutted and served with a side of eggs Extra spicy in race......... End of our bad blood era Thumper91 Tiny snatched waist Huge heart Underrated Massive tits Pretty girlie Extra hard worker Really beautiful 9 out of 10 1 in a million Rio Really the best Brazilian <3 Is my #1 diamond <3 Only man for me <3

yum

x is like ur baby daddy's toxic new girlfriend that you gotta pretend to like and keep on the good side so she doesn't cut your kids hair off on its every other weekend visit. constantly in the baby daddy's ear with negative toxic thoughts too.

give us KOV BALL tournament! im ready to draft my team!

chloekay literally 8 seconds before a special game is about to fill: "hey brookie wanna see me change the lips on my avatar?" *refreshes her avatar* me: "it literally looks the same???" chloekay: "i was changing my other lips" *giggles hysterically like a hyaena* #otherlips #pusspuss

that you can now choose the order of how your designs layer on your avatar! just click the up or down arrows next to the design in your closet! for example jaded could bring his crown to the front and layer in on top of the costume jack_o_lantern could send her makeup behind her hair so the eyeliner isn't going over the hair you can also put different shoes on top of outfits with shoes (as long as they cover them)

to be a mother, when chloekay asks me 3 times "brookie have i told you that story?" WHAT STORY, CHLOE? HOW CAN I ANSWER THAT QUESTION? THE QUESTION OF YOUR FAKE AMAZON TITS? THE STORY OF YOUR CAT EMMA? THE STORY OF WHAT????????? ????? ??????????? GOD DAMN KIDS!

(Blondie's Version)

while reading todays blogs page drama

just give me highest dose of lethal injection i cant carry on any longer

COME ONE, COME ALL!

to save my life these days. THANKS A LOT @STARRYDASH GAMEBOT MY ASS!

for the first time. tasted exactly like the mini microwave burgers, and the fries tasted like school cafeteria fries 💀 id still eat it again tho

on steam with shmevo :3 we are EATING UP all these dresses for the dukes funeral!

louisiana, iowa, and south dakota on american truck simulator in my big pink truck. who wants to ride in the passenger seat?

im ready to party!