whos built like tahm kench. anyone?

i went to the kitchen to get a dr pepper, opened it, took a sip. then as i was leaving my puppy came over so i leaned over to pet him and then i just hear a loud DRIPPING sound and i think he's pissing on the fucking floor but no it was just me bent over with my open dr pepper pouring all over the tile floor :D

is looking frail & grey but i really want a new pink ChatGPT outfit for my avatar https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh6G0lSZHO9G5BH0Cj3UNLhXvF6UlVtrxkm114h_jxEJ-cITVFknnJZmOuRX3pGJOKTesFgv1LDN1M9_uNBrEeOfnh2FFggikpLAm6qB9NoEhx4Bpg03VLMmwKXkMKtUzRhvcAyJOSVgoE/s1600/panic button.gif

middle aged, grey hairs, 401k LMK

is i got into bed at 6am and now it's 11:30am which means i spent 5 and half hours just dickin around on kovaze / tiktok ????? crazy felt like 20 mins

this exact combination of mental illness & trauma anywhere else on the internet. love you ladies so much 💕

i'll go first: I Am A Pedo Magnet

hausofkimchi gives off the same vibes as the girl in high school who is always asking for a dollar to buy some chips from the vending machine

is a mcdonald's egg mcmuffin and hash brown and a crispy carbonated sprite :-(

idk what i did to deserve her but our love is deeper than 2 gay men in ANY p*rn video 💋 Nenalala

laura moved on, congrats! in the final few minutes of the shopping_game gabs sells a gown for 1,900 koinz to take the 2nd move on spot! BUT WAIT!!!! HONEY REACHES DEEP IN HER BUM, AND PULLS OUT A GORGEGOUS DARK BROWN WIG! Selling it for top dollar to claim the 2nd spot.... BUT WAITTTTTTTTTTTTT OUT OF NO WHERE FOOX POSTS AN EVEN BUSHIER WIG SHE CRAFTED FROM THE DEPTHS OF HER OVARIES!!!! SELLING FOR AN EVEN HIGHER TIER TO BRING HER INTO THE LEAD FOR THAT 2ND SPOT!!!! it may be time to display #/40 stock for each shop now hehe... OR JUST REMOVE THEM BC MOVE ON SHOPS ARE TOXIC!!!

like cooking mama where we gotta like chop, mix, pour, bake etc and you get points based on how perfect ur cake or dish turns out hehe honestly scratch that make it a WHOLE ASS GAME MODE!

UwU

JELLY COMES FROM JELLYFISH???? SO CHERRY IS A FAKE VEGAN FOR EATING IT!!!! I KNEW IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

The humblest thanks to everyone who came out and participated in the first #BALDRACE! We look forward to hosting more #BALDEVENTS in the future! TheWoman brookie @MrsChloeKayCecci Dakota @Containment Arris AngieKStan @sobriquet YasGaga Hunter bradi Icon aronice Akshar YanderTron21 Space @Kallie death_metal TonyT adamlnyc Through the heat and cold, from morning till night, we all raced hard and gave it our best. But, only one team was victorious and used their aerodynamic bald head to their advantage......................

TAKE THAT WIG OFF LADIES, JOIN RACE!!!! #BALDRACE #BALDEVENTS

I STAYED AWAKE FOR DOUBLE KOINZ RACE!!!!!!!!!! DO YOU KNOW WHAT DOUBLE OF 0 IS? FUCKING 0!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY PARTNER WAS TOXIC AS HELL MELODRAMA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! jkjkjk its not about winning and koinz, its about the friends you make along the way 💕 good night ladies xoxo

brookie: 318 Nakime: 78 @dino: 75

bcus there is no where else on the internet i could post that i am about to go have violent taco bell river water diarrhea where people would support me like you all do 💕 LOVE U ALL SO MUCH XOXOXOXO

any volunteers?