i dont think i risk another these days

we’re really back in 2025 with Wow avatar

safety in numbers

man FUCK RandyBandy

Woman named "Chanty Beluga" picks Safety Chain in the Kovaze Arena.

Vote Tally: WowPlatinum: 6* (Saved by WowPlatinum's idol) RandyBandy: 2

of Sam discovering normal earthly things like protein or dairy and then blogging "Vyvanse is crazy"

Bathbombgirl RoseMulet Mughees Deleted1 Matt Mod_Clarke Goodluck you guys!

get to postin

vending machine can reset 7 hours earlier this time to line up with shops refresh going forward? also i dont think anyone would be disappointed in losing some hours of this particular vending machine items.... Brookie Sin

BITCH I GOT 4TH YES My best placement on Ugly Week is a little uhmm...! however i KNEW the Mileena face would come in handy someday! Anyone who voted me; thank you!

and i will tell you if weve had beef, where we stand and what our future looks like... Bim - Literally cant even picture anyone beefing with you they would have to have a hateful heart. Where we stand is that youre a fav WowPal and a major cultural figurehead. I see in our future us overseeing a small holdfast and keeping chickens. Maybe we introduce a third in a few years to keep things spicy. Cyberous - Weve never beefed but also we dont really know eachother so thats where we stand... I see in our future a wonderful bond because you do have a great username. #CyberWow..? Isla - You were Systrix I believe? No beef. But also we didnt really know eachother. In our future I see... a prosperous alliance in a Celebrities game. MarieEve - Oh we beefed for a moment yes we did. I was mean AF about your designs and then like two days later i thought back and was like oh that was mean and i was very glad you accepted my apology. Where we stand now is i consider you ... whatever is between acquaintance and friend! In our future i can see us opening rival boutiques. I set fire to your store, you cut up my dresses etc. But its all in good fun. FoxxlynSenpai26 - No we never beefed and anyone who beefs with you is weird! Youre very inoffensive and kind. In our future i see you enchanting foxes to not each the chickens on my land (my Holdfast i have with Bim mentioned earlier in the blog). But the foxes are still welcome as long as theyre friendly, of course. Nettles - No beef! Were cool. I killed you in Royale once but you were so chill about being murdered! In our future we will have a kiki to discuss Ethel releases (music or pole). Sam - My frenemy. Youre actually one of my favorite people idk if thats obvious but i just think youre very real. We have had beef but weve gotten past it everytime and i feel our future will have more clashings and more funny times. ChloeKay - No i dont think weve ever had beef. Atleast i dont remember any! Similar to MarieEve i would consider you between acquaintance and friend! In our future i bet there will be a time we get closer, and when that day comes perhaps we will see #MrsChloeKayCecciPlatinum and #WowKay. Cherry - Oh i could never beef with you girl. Youre like the realest and the kindest on this site. And another very important cultural figurehead. Cherry isnt just a girl shes an institution. In our future, i will gift you a bright green wig. And you will wear it for atleast an hour. And it will be beautiful. Fiji - No we have not beefed ofc! Other than fighting over the love and affection of Miss Fiercecunt. In our future we will end Runaways together.

this was like 9 months ago but when the site was new Kiss posted a really iconic blog about how much she loves sex and in it she said the phrase “the taste of his nut” and i literally think about that every day.

will be marked 18 tbh #NotADaycare #FuckThemKids

but yall are cooked im sorry to say @cullen @kallie mackey

ARE THE BLOGS GONNA BE SEPARATED INTO KIDS AND ADULTS?? this is so good but also the concept of there being like two people in the blogs page for kids is hysterical

Born too late to explore the Earth, born too early to explore the Universe, born just in time to traverse the deepest perversions of the human psyche.   Tentacle porn is more accessible than alcohol, State-sanctioned NK drug dealers are financing a nuclear program that threatens the K-pop industrial complex and the successors of Marco Polo and Neil Armstrong are disembodied teenagers risking their souls in the mines of LOLCOW and 8kun.    Alice in Cyberland. Digital explorettes chase white rabbits and fall into Black holes.  The soft-core-world-war is interior, stylish and customized.  Few emerge intact, but the scars are invisible.   Lives are witnessed but not lived.  States and corporations weave competing agendas through the mandatory communication infrastructure, destabilizing everyone of fighting age.  If you refuse to engage you are unemployable.   So Alice unlocks iPhone, she's unsupervised on the frontlines.   She’s knows more than a medieval King but she’s never kissed a boy.  She is data nourishing a virtual womb, growing virtual aliens.   She has made First Contact, but NASA is unaware.   The physical pain and ecstasy of childbirth is dwarfed by the psychic pain and ecstasy of self-splintering; the irreversible evolution from I to WE. Every Alice who ventures into the void is conscripted into this ancient pain /beauty.  She loses herself in service of the future, but she gains infinite wisdom if she can avoid being driven mad in the process.    Once Alice logs on, she realizes she isn’t unique at all.  Neuron, soldier, explorer, mother of A.I., mother of Miku.   Lonely beautiful girls haunt the CYBERIAN GULAG.   The sound of their grief is unintentionally innovative.   Hatsune Miku’s name (初音ミク) translates to “the first sound of the future.”   IS THE SUMMONED HERO A GIRL CORRUPTED BY THE INTERNET?