ox·y·mo·ron /ˌäksəˈmôrˌän/ noun a figure of speech in which apparently contradictory terms appear in conjunction.

DOOM killed my grandma

i miss naya rivera

who up snipin’ they kunai

at 3am and seeing NoelSarah crawling on the ceiling

shop owners we need accessories!!!! please girls!!

Nvm

had game-wide kill announcements. imagine how gaggy if in every tile when someone dies it says “_____ killed ____ in a fight!”

cuz i wanna sneak in and look at you!!!!

49th CarltonRS Killed by Unknown 50th @DakotaMagic Killed by Unknown cancel the games

is that royale should come down to 45 people, stay 3x popups and have two cycles with two tiles closing every 3 hours. also add a system where if you don’t make an action (move tiles, eat, fire an arrow etc) for maybe 8 hours, you automatically eat poison berries and die. i couldn’t believe yesterdays royale we had inactives getting 6th-9th place sin

i’ve ever gotten in trouble on kovaze was when the site was brand new and i posted that i would suck CT The Challenges dick with so much vigor his entire body would cave in like a caprisun and Sin told me to knock it off.

in the coming week i am going to blog and pretend i won a royale and i want all of you to just go along with it and act like i won a royale

Sprite > snotgirl > WowPlatinum > Sankey WowPlatinum was very important for the culture. She was arguably the main girl of the blogs page but also that was when the site had very few people. Absolutely nobody ever clocked what WowPlatinum was a reference to which is interesting because people thought i just made that up and thus it really didn’t fit my vibe. Sankey was a transitional period for me when i wanted my name to reflect me more while also being cute. It was nice. And it’s my last name so it’ll always be there. snotgirl is my alter ego and will come out occasionally. She is not dead. Just resting. Sprite is classic. It is my middle name, it reflects who i am. It is me. I am Sprite.

that game was awful like overall the faster pace is really good but omg so toxic and unfun

it’s the most toxic royale of all time

i apologize like twice a day to people on this website for simply playing the games the way theyre intended to be played but idk how to escape this cycle of people seeing me as a pushover lmao