being an assassin was absolutely terrible however i am embracing the camp of it in the postgame because being the killer in a murder mystery game SHOULD usually be fun! but yeah i was not happy with the format, and then i was not happy being an assassin and i really wish i was a faithful.

who i met on bumble 3 years ago and weve never gone on a single date but we stayed following eachother on instagram and occasionally reply to eachothers stories and i really believe he will someday be my husband #isthatbad

i was the final killer standing and i got a stamp of approval from the remaining players saying i did really good. turns out i am a good manipulator! who knew!! today was so taxing. i cried when i realized it was all over. when i was backed into a corner and there was nowhere left to go. tomorrow ill post my blog detailing how it was for me and give my opinions on the game and the cast but for now ill just say good game and thanks Sin for having me. I put up a hell of a fight. and i went down with a lot of fanfare and drama. sorry to everyone i killed. #SpriteBad

@pityparty pairing that background with that sweater? were looking at an artist, ladies and gentlemen.

brookie is so... cool?

the concept of justini running 🤣🤣🤣

#SpriteWoke #SpriteKind #SpriteFriend #SpriteGoodAtMath #SpritePious

this is all Sam fault

in knowing that truth will prevail over lies. the traitors will say anything to weaken my claim to innocence but i persevere anyway, it’s what women have done under persecution for centuries. did i call hare stupid? yes. did i inform him that he could recieve government aid if he chooses to pursue that? yes. #SpriteIsHelpful it’s the job of the faithfuls to assist in any way they can. and i have done exactly that.

don’t listen to the allegations.

PosterBoy: Saved Envious bc he has good politics

Sprite 60.1% hooray!

#JusticeForKallie suddenly it’s illegal to be real

i’m a comic. i cross the line. i move the line and then i cross it. i went way too far.

has gone too far. god-fearing, conservative virginal women like Bunny are being silenced by transgender radicals and latin bisexuals.

shop owners help me….

i’m voting for you because you have a weird deformed finger from a horse bite. gross.

“HH” stands for HareHere. Let’s take a second and think what else “HH” stands for… hmmm…