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And thus our cast of second chancers got to play for their second time. Some made the most of it...while a lot simply did not. As expected. Overall, the season was fine. We hilariously got a finale with six heroes (at least by my Edgic-recording opinions), and while the winner wasn't the BEST possible one, they seem like a nice person and I'm sure they'll be happy (if they bother to see this). As always, thank you to my 20 chosen players: AngieKStan AntonB Bomberv BradT50 Charlitos cullenistehbest IceBeast mattychamps Miami @MrsChloeKayCecci Nettles Raai Ralts023 Runaways Sophie Space starrydash Thiii Thumper91 Zofry EPISODE 1 - IceBeast and starrydash both find idol clues, and both ultimately find their respective idols in the first immunity challenge. Psychopath (and fan favorite) AngieKStan picks right up where they left off last time, proceeding to start bullying Thiii. Nettles, despite bonding with mattychamps and not doing anything bad, is deemed a challenge liability by Ralts023, so they take the easy way out at their first vote by ultimately sending Nettles packing in a 5-4-1 vote over BradT50 and Raai. EPISODE 2 - Despite getting their way at tribal, and winning the next challenge, Ralts023 has a meltdown anyway! This behavior disgusts Miami, prompting them to leave their alliance with Ralts023 and starrydash, and makes a new one with Bomberv and mattychamps. Ever the drama queen, AngieKStan has TWO meltdowns in the span of a few hours when their tribe loses immunity, but since nobody takes them seriously, the vote comes down to Space and Sophie. Despite an initial 4-4-1-1 tie, Space ultimately gets booted on the revote 5-3. EPISODE 3 - After swapping the two tribes into three, Thiii finds an idol clue, and then retrieves the idol at the immunity challenge. @MrsChloeKayCecci unleashes a meltdown so epic it scares cullenistehbest to leave their alliance with them. Sadly, mattychamps flops on their second chance, getting sent packing at tribal in a 3-1-1-1 vote. EPISODE 4 - Despite winning immunity, AngieKStan simply cannot go a day without bullying someone, so this time picks a fight with the distraught Raai for (as always) no reason at all. Despite being in the majority on their new tribe, Bomberv fears they're going to be blindsided, resulting in a major meltdown of their own. And their worries prove to be true, as yet again Bomberv flops on Survivor, getting booted out in a 3-2 vote. EPISODE 5 - Miami goes on the offensive; after having to deal with AngieKStan and their annoying behavior, they bond with both Thiii and starrydash, before ultimately forming an alliance with the latter and Raai. AntonB proceeds to annoy cullenistehbest and makes them bizarrely leave their alliance, but it proves to be meaningless as the legendary Sophie follows up her amazing TKS Legends performance with a poor showing here, being sent out 4-1-1. EPISODE 6 - For some reason, winning immunity challenges brings out the worst in people. After getting 1st place, @MrsChloeKayCecci is so upset that they very nearly decide to quit the game, but realizing their popularity and adoration would take a hit if they did, they decide to stick it out. Not to be outdone, cullenistehbest also has a meltdown, all the while AntonB and BradT50 bond over their tribemates' embarrassing behavior. Realizing they're the target, Thiii successfully plays their idol on themselves, negating 3 votes that would've sent them home. However, despite putting their vote on the powerful Miami in the hopes of getting them out, Miami threw a vote onto Raai, resulting in a depressing end to their game in a 2-1 vote following the negated votes. EPISODE 7 - Swapping the tribes one more time before the merge, Zofry melts down over fear of going out right before jury, leading to Thiii to have a waste a lot of energy calming them down. Despite his paranoia, their tribe ultimately decides to finally send AngieKStan out before they can carry their bullying ways into the merge, finally sending the psycho out in a 5-2 vote. EPISODE 8 - With the original numbers at 7-6, it's anyone's game. AntonB wins the first immunity challenge. BradT50 gets to work with his social game, trying to woo both Thiii and Runaways with how awesome he is. cullenistehbest arrogantly antagonizes Zofry and lets them know they're going home. Despite their attempts to send out cullenistehbest for their behavior, a split vote between Zofry and Ralts023 ultimately sends Zofry out of the game and makes them the first member of the jury in a close 5-4-4 vote. EPISODE 9 - @MrsChloeKayCecci wins immunity, immediately wowing Miami in the process and causing them to woo @MrsChloeKayCecci out of their own alliance to form a new duo with them instead. A stunning 4-4-4 vote at tribal leads to a three-way revote between Thumper91, AntonB, and cullenistehbest. With Zofry laughing on the jury, cullenistehbest ultimately gets their comeuppance, being eliminated on the revote 4-3-2. EPISODE 10 - The lovable Charlitos wins immunity, but IceBeast finds a vote steal at the challenge as a consolation prize. Fearing their friend Runaways was in danger, IceBeast then uses their idol on them at tribal council. Proving their instincts were correct, 4 votes against Runaways are negated. Instead, 3 votes are sent the way of Thumper91 and 4 to AntonB, knocking the latter out of the game as the third juror. EPISODE 11 - Miami wins immunity, while IceBeast and Runaways bond over what happened at last tribal. Realizing Charlitos was far too likable to keep around any longer, the tribe ultimately has to vote them out, despite Miami and Thumper91 both refusing to do so and throwing their votes onto others instead. Charlitos is still voted out 4-3-2-1. EPISODE 12 - @MrsChloeKayCecci continues to reclaim the greatness they had in their last season, getting another immunity win, as Miami finds a clue to an idol. Unable to find the idol, Miami fears their may be in danger, but starrydash saves them with their own idol at tribal, yet again negating 4 votes cast for them. Runaways catches two, but it's ultimately BradT50 that takes the fall in a narrow 3-2 vote after the idol play. EPISODE 13 - Ralts023 and Thumper91 both win individual immunity for themselves. Runaways finds the idol instead of Miami, and Thumper91 joins their alliance with IceBeast. Realizing this was finally the time to take the shot at the powerhouse that is @MrsChloeKayCecci, the tribe turns on the legend, blindsiding them and sending them to the jury in a 5-2-1 vote. EPISODE 14 - Thumper91 finds the second merge idol, now giving the alliance of them, IceBeast, and Runaways two idols and a vote steal combined. Fearing their numbers are dwindling, Miami gets a clutch immunity win to save themselves. With Miami immune, the tribe ultimately took out one of their allies instead, sending Ralts023 to the jury in a 4-2-1 vote. FINALE - In the finale, Miami desperately needs immunity to stay alive, but Thumper91 steals it from him instead. Playing for their live, Miami manages to sway Thiii into joining their duo with starrydash, hoping to tie up the vote 3-3 at tribal. IceBeast, however, figures this out, and finally uses their vote steal on Thiii, being able to vote twice. Thanks to this, a disheartened Miami is finally voted out 4-2, ultimately outplayed by IceBeast. After Thumper91 wins immunity again, starrydash figures they're following Miami out the door. Runaways finally plays their idol on themselves, while Thumper91 plays theirs on IceBeast. None of it matters as it leads to a 2-2 vote between starrydash and Thiii. Angered by Thiii trying to tie up the last vote with Miami, Thiii is ultimately punished for the betrayal, sparring starrydash and sending Thiii to the jury on the revote. Proving what they did was a costly error, starrydash ultimately wins final immunity, forcing the trio of IceBeast, Thumper91, and Runaways to turn on each other. Ultimately, best buddies IceBeast and Runaways make a final 3 deal with starrydash, which they accept, ultimately leading to the disappointed Thumper91 going out in 4th in a 3-1 vote. At final tribal council, Runaways is criticized for riding coattails and not playing with any agency in the game, despite being a likable enough underdog. starrydash is appreciated for being the lone underdog standing from their starting tribe, but ultimately cannot name any big moves they did to stand out or boost their game. IceBeast is praised for never having won an immunity, yet only getting 1 vote all game long, and always having their pulse on the tribe and knowing where everyone stood. Their overall quality of gameplay leads to IceBeast being crowned the winner of TKS Second Chance, 6-2-2 over Runaways and starrydash. Raai then wins fan favorite following their depressing vote-out pre-merge. SEASON LINK: https://brantsteele.com/survivor/31/r.php?c=biDfNqmy

SPOILER!!

I enjoy returnee seasons, so it's time for another one. As a recap, here are the first five seasons and their winners: Season 1 (Heroes Paradise) - Sin Season 2 (Underworld Of Villains) - Dreamfyre Season 3 (Heroes Vs. Villains) - GuiltyAsSin Season 4 (Legends) - CarltonRS Season 5 (David Vs. Goliath) - Tailslover13 So, for Second Chances, everyone from the first five seasons who only played once and haven't won will be in consideration. Here is everyone that entails: Airi Akshar AngieKStan AntonB Bomberv BradT50 broncosrule1999 brookie Budweiser Charlitos Connor Cristi cullenistehbest Dakota Daleariel dino Evan Fire GabCo Gabs Ghutch Glaceon Goomybear IceBeast Jaded jadennator1 joeburrow JTee KaliMinaj @Kallie Luxray MarieEve mattychamps Medusaluh melanie Miami MotherFart @MrsChloeKayCecci NaughtyNacho Nenalala Nettles NickGQc Raai Ralts023 revi_ren Runaways SirVivor @Socks Sophie Space spartagow Spikedcurley starrydash style Thiii Thumper91 Wigglytuff Zofry Who do you guys believe deserves a second chance from this list? It would help if you saw their previous season beforehand, but if not...well, just let me know what you think anyway. This is a pretty strong list of second chancers!

In no particular order, these are 10 of the biggest pet peeves that I have with the overall site. Currently. Naturally I might change things in the future, but for now...these would be MY top 10. Can't wait to hear people mock me and disagree with all of them! 10. PEOPLE COPYING & PASTING THINGS YOU HAVE SAID/WRITTEN - Seriously, I don't get why people do this. Is this supposed to be a mockery thing? Like...you're making fun of the person by...copying/pasting something they've said? I see this all the time. I'll be in a game, and some clown will copy and paste something I wrote previously in the game, or my page bio, in the game itself. Just...why? It's so childish, weird, and just stupid. And most of all annoying. What have we devolved into where just copying/pasting something someone said...when what they said isn't even that big a deal...is supposed to be an 'insult'? 9. MALES PRETENDING TO BE FEMALES AND FEMALES PRETENDING TO BE MALES - And don't bring LGBTQ stuff into this. That isn't what I mean at all. I mean...there are SO many female avatars on the site...but there are males running the accounts. It's just...annoying. It feels so wrong constantly calling someone 'she' or 'her' when I hear from someone else that they're actually a guy in real life. WHY do people do this? And yes, if it's just LGBTQ stuff, sure whatever. But for everyone else...why do you do this? I wouldn't be caught dead changing my avatar to a female. I'm a male in real life, and I don't find it 'exciting' to roleplay as a female person on a website with other humans to play reality games. 8. ACTING LIKE YOU'RE ON AN ACTUAL REALITY SHOW WITH PSYCHOPATH WOMEN - You know those shows where women just act like constant, antagonistic villains that The Challenge constantly asks to play on their show? And are also going on House Of Villains, too? Just...the ones who are always catty, rude, loud, chaotic, obnoxious, and mean...for no reason other than...they think it's fun? Well, SO many people on the site act like that...when I'm CONFIDENT, in real life, they're anything BUT. There's likely a lot of quiet, introverted, insecure people on this site...who apparently just love to act like a psychopath? I don't get it. But I do know it's embarrassing as hell to see. 7. USING THE 'IT'S JUST A GAME' EXCUSE TO JUSTIFY BAD BEHAVIOR - I can't stand people who act like video games, or reality shows, or online games (like what this site does), or anything else are justifiable reasons to act like assholes and act like 'someone you're not'. As far as I'm aware, you're still YOU when playing a game...so how you act or treat others is still a showcase of your actual character. So when people act justifiably upset with how you treat them or use them, dismissing it and laughing "LOL it's just a game bro, go touch grass and relax" is incredibly disrespectful. It's like their feelings don't matter, and how YOU feel is the only 'reasonable' way to respond. We all deserve to feel how we want to feel, and while YOU might want to act like 'it's just a game and I'll act like a backstabbing dick all I want because who cares', someone else can act like 'I have no respect for how you treated me and you're just a bullying, cocky jerk who I want nothing to do with going forward'. Don't tell others how to feel, even involving something that you deem 'silly'. 6 - ILLITERACY - I mean, this is basically something that drives me crazy no matter where I am. I'm not saying I'm a perfect writer myself; I know I make my own mistakes. But the CONSTANT disregard for punctuation, grammar, spelling, capitalization...the cringe abbreviations...meme trash...it's so insanely painful to have to see. Again, I know what people are going to say: "It's the internet. Who cares? It doesn't matter." But...from my point of view, how you write is, again, a mirror to the level of respect you have for yourself. Do you seriously care so little about how embarrassing you look that you don't mind typing like a blind, drunk clown? Who cares what you're actually doing; I didn't realize that you should pick and choose what you can look stupid doing and what you can look smart doing. News to me. 5 - BLOG ABUSE - Obviously posting detailed blogs talking about things (like I am now), or posting BrantSteele fun results, or stuff like that is fine. What I mean is...just posting, like, 5-10 blogs in the span of an hour, each one with one or two words...or maybe some stupid picture or animated video...with you just acting like a clown and trying to do meme shit. Why are we posting blogs to just call someone out and say "I like your hair!" or something dumb like that? Just send them a DM! Why are we posting nonstop blogs to update every second of your life and what you're doing? It's so ridiculous looking at the blogs page, and seeing several blogs from the same person, all posted within the past half-hour, about...nothing. Just...literally dumb shit that doesn't matter. Just...why? 4 - FLOPPING - STOP. FUCKING. SAYING. YOU. FLOPPED! This is so insufferably annoying. Over and over and over and OVER again, people will whine "I flopped"...and when the results come up, they have one of the best scores of the round and weren't in any danger at all. Not only that, their 'flopped' score is 80% better than the next closest score. Not only is this infuriating to have to listen to, but it's also arrogant; it's like you're so much better than everyone else that you 'only' getting 8000 in Holey is somehow you 'flopping'...when others struggle to get to even 4000! Read the room, or at least step off your high horse and come back down to reality where the normal people are, and realize that most people aren't as 'amazing' as you...so stop talking down to people. Oh, and the 'nuked' bullshit is just as annoying, so knock that off, too. 3 - ABUSING DISCORD FOR 1-GAME NUMBERS - So you're accepting people on Discord? Very nice of you. Naturally it's a place where you only add people that you genuinely trust and WANT to keep, right? Oh...no, you're just...adding people so it's a bit more 'convenient' for you to write a DM or quick message to them during the current game you're in...and when push comes to shove you'll just stab them in the back without breaking a sweat? Okay, so...I hope you don't think I'm just gonna KEEP you on Discord after that performance. You don't just add someone...only to then stab them in the back after using them as a number...for a SINGLE GAME. That's so much effort to use someone, for a single game, that it's almost admirable...if it wasn't such a dick move. If you're gonna add someone on Discord, it should be someone you plan on KEEPING there and building a bond with going forward. Otherwise...just use the damn DMs/PMs in the game you're currently in, you lazy stooge! 2 - USING SOMEONE'S KINDNESS AGAINST THEM - This kinda piggybacks off what I just said with #3 and #7, but I feel it needs to be said. Here's an example. When I first joined this site, I was in a game with someone (whom I won't name here), and they said they wanted to work with me! I was excited, and since I'm a very loyal person, I was ready to do everything with them! And...they stabbed me in the back just a few rounds later, without any hesitation. So when I wind up in another game with this person, they try the EXACT same approach with me. They act all nice and kind to me and ask if I wanted to work with them, but I tell them to get lost and that I'm not going to be used by them again. They acted really offended and angry that I would DARE rebuke them, basically proving my point that they were putting on a facade and just trying to use me. That doesn't fly with me. If you give someone your word, you keep it. If you can't...at least be upfront and honest. That's what I always do; if I'm forced to make a choice between several people I like...I'll just be honest to the one I'm forced to cut instead of playing innocent. It's ridiculous. If someone is actually willing to be your friend and be your loyal ally through thick and thin...do NOT fucking throw that way over a goddamn game! Using numbers for one game isn't worth the same as having a permanent number for an infinite number of games down the line. Don't use and abuse others' kindness for your own gain. We don't need more of that in the world. 1 - MEME/PICTURE/ANIMATION/VIDEO/EMOJI SPAM - Like...are half of you people autistic or something? Or...have ADHD? Or...like, whatever mental deficiency goes with needing to just constantly posting moving/pictured shit? Profile after profile...just constant stupid pictures or videos of some dumb man or woman from a movie or reality show doing a pose or saying something. Game after game...posting emojis or pictures of random stuff instead of just typing comments. Blog after blog...oh look, here's an animated clip of this woman from Real Housewives Of America looking at the camera in a sassy way...wow, sure glad I posted this for everyone to see! I'm not saying this stuff can't be cute...when limited. But it's like you have a blank white wall in your bedroom, and you're like "I must cover every last inch of this white wall with photos, pictures from magazines, hideous artwork, banners, and more! More, more, more! COVER IT ALL!" Please, people...slow DOWN!

Quite possibly the best season of my series so far. Holy crap this one was amazing, from start to finish. Naturally, I must thank my cast of 20 Kovaze users, 10 being what I deem as 'Davids' (underdogs) and 'Goliaths' (top dogs). So I'll be sure to thank them here, and then give a synopsis of each episode this season, since it was fantastic: AngieKStan brookie cullenistehbest Dakota Fire Gabs Ghutch joeburrow @Kallie MarieEve @MrsChloeKayCecci Nettles Raai revi_ren starrydash Tailslover13 Thiii Thumper91 Wigglytuff Zofry EPISODE 1 - revi_ren and Raai get things started on the right foot for the Davids by taking down starrydash and Fire in the opening reward. cullenistehbest finds themselves an idol, and then at the Goliath's tribal council, the Cincinnati Bengals' quarterback yet again bungles away their greatness by being the first one packing 7-3 over a Pokemon (AKA Wigglytuff). EPISODE 2 - The rise of the superpowered @MrsChloeKayCecci begins as they find themselves an idol, and this is just the start of their reign of terror. cullenistehbest has a major meltdown, agonizing over whether they should play their idol or not, ultimately deciding to gamble by NOT playing it. This proves to be a costly mistake, as they're sent packing over Nettles in a 7-3 vote. EPISODE 3 - Unhappy about being the backup target, Nettles finds an idol! AngieKStan goes berserk, melting down over losing the challenge, picking a fight with @MrsChloeKayCecci, and then leaving their five-person alliance! Despite ALL this insanity, the Goliaths ultimately decide that they simply do not want a Pokemon on their team, so they send Wigglytuff out over AngieKStan 7-2. EPISODE 4 - Following some fighting on the Goliath tribe, the Davids have to decide between meek Zofry and threatening Thumper91. Despite Tailslover13 wanting Thumper91 out, the tribe goes against his wishes and sends Zofry packing instead, 7-2. EPISODE 5 - Tribes are swapped, and Raai gets sent to exile, where they find an idol nullifier. Dakota, Fire, and Thiii have lots of lovey-dovey bonding going on between the three of them. The insane AngieKStan finds themselves an idol...and promptly melts down over it for some reason, which causes MarieEve to join them in melting down. Following a brookie meltdown, @Kallie decides to randomly leave their alliance! This baffling decision results in an even more baffling decision at tribal, as Nettles plays their idol on @Kallie...where they get 0 votes. Instead, Nettles themselves is voted out unanimously 4-1. EPISODE 6 - Raai rejoins the game...and promptly finds an idol to go with their idol nullifier! This apparently enrages brookie and @Kallie so much both of them go berserk and start fighting with both Ghutch and Gabs (yet strangely not Raai themselves). Tempress AngieKStan is back at it, picking a major fight with @MrsChloeKayCecci, which prompts more fighting to go on around them with Thumper91, MarieEve, and starrydash. Tailslover13 then gets his tribe to vote out Fire at tribal to keep his fellow Davids safe, 3-1-1. EPISODE 7 - Another day, more fighting! MarieEve and starrydash are at it this time, and starrydash wears themselves out from this duel. brookie has another meltdown of their own, which terrifies Raai into wasting their idol on themselves...despite getting no votes at tribal. Instead, fed up with all the fighting, brookie is finally sent home for their behavior, 4-1. EPISODE 8 - It's merge time! The original Davids hold a slim 7-6 numbers edge. Tailslover13 manages to snag individual immunity. Despite @Kallie trying to flip on the Davids, it doesn't matter, as the vote split winds up in MarieEve becoming the first member of the jury in a 7-3-3 vote. EPISODE 9 - Tailslover13 finds himself a vote steal! The silent yet powerful Ghutch then wins immunity, seemingly continuing the streak of good luck for the Davids! Unfortunately, the game is about to be flipped upside down for the Davids...permanently. Chaotic AngieKStan plays their idol on Dakota at tribal, negating 4 votes for them. A very close 4-3-1 vote then takes David @Kallie out of the game, and things only go downhill from there. EPISODE 10 - Frustrated with last tribal's vote, a motivated Tailslover13 wins immunity again. Then, when the vote comes down to two former Davids, they ultimately decide to sacrifice Thumper91 at last in a 6-3-1-1 vote, continuing to weaken the once-powerful Davids. EPISODE 11 - Even more enraged by what's going on, Tailslover13 wins immunity again out of frustration. Then, the mastermind @MrsChloeKayCecci finally decides to take over the game. Realizing they're the target, @MrsChloeKayCecci plays their idol at tribal, shocking everyone and negating 5 votes against them. Despite Tailslover13 seeing through this and trying to target AngieKStan, he's forced to watch one of his best friends, Thiii, be voted out instead 3-1-1. Then, if that wasn't stunning enough, @MrsChloeKayCecci then finds ANOTHER idol immediately afterwards! After the quiet revi_ren surprisingly wins immunity, starrydash is picked to be the next target. However, yet AGAIN, @MrsChloeKayCecci reads the situation perfectly, playing their idol on them, negating ANOTHER 5 votes at tribal! Raai is then sent out 3-1, much to the horror of Tailslover13, never properly using their idol nullifier on either of the two idols played by @MrsChloeKayCecci. EPISODE 12 - Having gone from a 7-6 majority to a 5-3 minority, the three remaining Davids are in trouble. Tailslover13 vows revenge on the remaining Goliaths for taking out his two best buddies in Raai and Thiii. The revenge has to win, though, as the rise of @MrsChloeKayCecci continues as they NOW win immunity after their two amazing previous tribal performances. Predicably, the three Davids can't do anything, and while Tailslover13 refuses to turn on either revi_ren or Ghutch, the same can't be said for them, and revi_ren is sent to the jury 4-2-1-1. EPISODE 13 - With only two Davids left, Ghutch pulls out a clutch immunity wins, while Dakota goes on to find the idol. Tailslover13 naturally does not like this at all and melts down, realizing he can't do anything without immunity or the idol. However, just as it looks like Tailslover13 is about to go home, Dakota throws a vote on @MrsChloeKayCecci out of irritation for how dangerous (and annoying) they're becoming. Along with @MrsChloeKayCecci and starrydash joining him, this allows Tailslover13 to survive the vote, FINALLY sending a furious AngieKStan to the jury in a 4-2-1 vote. FINALE - Feeling rejuvenated following his survival, Tailslover13 wins immunity to keep himself safe. The two Davids, Ghutch and Tailslover13, attempt to target starrydash with their two votes. Dakota plays their idol, negating two votes for them. However, after a 2-2 tie, Tailslover13 is unable to save Ghutch, and the second-to-last David is sent to the jury on the revote 3-1. Not enjoying almost going out, starrydash wins immunity at the final 5. Realizing he's in huge danger again, Tailslover13 picks a fight with Dakota to try and paint them in a bad light, while @MrsChloeKayCecci uses this as an opportunity to make a random alliance between the three of them after the latter's alliance with Gabs and starrydash dissolved earlier. Tailslover13 uses his vote steal at tribal, stealing the vote of starrydash and putting two votes on Gabs. With @MrsChloeKayCecci joining him, this leads to a shocking 3-1-1 vote to send Gabs to the jury. Feeling the heat, starrydash pulls out the final immunity, sending themselves to the final 3. Despite Dakota bonding with starrydash and trying to get them to take them to the final 3, starrydash thinks Dakota is the best one to try and take out Tailslover13 in fire, so they instead take @MrsChloeKayCecci with them to final 3. Dakota and Tailslover13 are forced to make fire for the last spot in the final 3. Unwilling to lose now after everything he and his fellow Davids went through, Tailslover13 pulls through, defeating Dakota and making them the final member of the jury. At the final trial, @MrsChloeKayCecci is ripped apart by the jury, annoyed with their attitude and callous behavior, including how often they backstabbed players for no reason. starrydash receives some praise for their gameplay, but ultimately gets criticized for coming alive too late and sometimes riding coattails. Tailslover13 is applauded for his resilience and fortitude in the face of adversity, his loyalty, his positivity, and his intelligence, although his emotional outbursts toward the end did receive some criticism. Ultimately, Tailslover13 wins the game in a 6-3-1 vote over starrydash and @MrsChloeKayCecci respectively, ultimately allowing a David to win after completely blowing their majority power at the merge. The psychotic AngieKStan wins Fan Favorite for their chaotic, hilarious gameplay. SEASON LINK: https://brantsteele.com/survivor/37/r.php?c=Dy5Qw82Y

I'm Not Meant To Be Here

Tailslover13      ❤ 41    ▲4

Not just this site, but in the world in general. Like...I don't fit in. Not only do I not matter (I haven't for 35 years and counting), but I just don't fit. The way I think...the things I feel...the things I say, the way I act, the ideals and morals that I hold deal...nobody else cares or is the same. And I'm always left feeling like the odd man out...of everything. No matter how much loyalty, honesty, integrity, kindness, understanding, joy, laughter, and intelligence I share with others...it all just gets thrown back in my face. Time and time and time and time again. If it's not my evil family and what abusive, evil, money-hungry, horrible monsters they are...if it wasn't the 12 years of hell that people call 'school'...if it wasn't day after day of online assholes...it's just everything. Like...I'm clearly only here to just be a stepping stone for others to use and abuse. A pawn. A tool. If God was playing The Sims when he made me, he made me leave the house as a toddler and left me to die on my own because he made a mistake and didn't just kill me immediately to atone for that mistake. When you're used and bullied and mocked and belittled and treated like shit as much as I am...no matter how hard I try to open up to people, to be nice to them, to give them my full heart...it really shouldn't be surprise by how much I don't trust people. Just WHY I have such an ever-growing list of 'enemies' on this site...and in the world in general. It shouldn't be a surprise. Oh, and spare me your "You need to get help" or "Speak to a counselor" or "You shouldn't be on this site because it's just fun and games and you take this shit too seriously" and "You're messed up" and all your other bullshit. Save it...and promptly shove it up your arrogant asses. Spew your bullshit rhetoric and obnoxious garbage I've had to hear my whole life to a brick wall. The point of me making this blog is to make people understand that I'm not like all of you. You can't just be nice to me one day...or one game...and then turn right around and stab me in the back the very next day/game and expect me to just be 'cool' with it. I won't be...and I will never be. I'm NOT you goddamn fucking toy to use as you see fit. Yeah, these 'games' are meant for fun? Then don't fucking treat those you're playing them with as NOTHING MORE THAN TOOLS OR PAWNS FOR YOU TO WIN WITH AND THEN DISCARD! I don't even know what true kindness, love, loyalty, honesty, and integrity even are. Because anyone who has claimed to offer me some or all of those things...just lied later on and stabbed me in the back, or proved to be two-faced, hypocritical liars who are only out for themselves. Even though I suppose that's just human nature: we're all fucked-up, flawed, selfish pieces of garbage who only care about ourselves and looking out for number one. Well, I'm not that...but since everyone else IS...again, I'm not meant to be here. I wonder how many more days, weeks, months, and even years I'm gonna be stuck on this planet...only God knows how long I must suffer.

No Place For This Behavior

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Maddie jaysuhn Lover These three toxic assholes basically just spent an entire Arena game (well, for as long as I lasted) targeting me with personal attacks, toxicity, cruelty, and nastiness. Talking about how "nobody loves you in real life", "you live with your parents", "you probably have a lot of fat folds rolling off you", "you're a furry loser and this place has no place for your kind", and other gross shit. I did nothing to warrant this, and this is just pathetic. I thought you learn to grow out of this shit when you're in middle or high school. Like, are these children, or just grown idiots with no lives? Either way, I'm not putting up with this bullshit. There's trash-talk during gameplay that everyone participates in...and then there's the type of shit you see from Survivor: Worlds Apart like with Will/Shirin. There's a line you don't cross when bullying and attacking someone. And I'm not putting up with it. Nobody should. Oh, and PS, thank you for standing up for me, @DanceMonkey and Thiii. You both are wonderful.

TKS Legends (Season 4)

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And, finally, the results for season 4 of Tailslover13 Kovaze Survivor, Legends. Featuring 20 of the biggest 'stars' on this site (AKA in the Hall Of Fame...and relatively active). Quite a lot happened in this season, so just for fun, I think I'll go episode by episode and explain the biggest or most shocking things that amused or surprised me, just for fun. But first, a big thank you to my 20 legends that competed: Airi Akshar CarltonRS Connor Cristi Daleariel dino Evan Glaceon IceBeast Jaded jadennator1 KaliMinaj Luxray Medusaluh melanie Nenalala Sophie spartagow style EPISODE 1 - Nothing much to say. Daleariel finds the Legacy Advantage and Glaceon barely survives a 6-4 vote over Evan to start things off. EPISODE 2 - Akshar pisses off style for some reason, making style leave their alliance with Cristi and CarltonRS and makes a new alliance with the latter and Connor. Glaceon can't get lucky a second time and is voted out 5-4 over Nenalala, who doesn't play their idol. EPISODE 3 - Akshar finds themselves an idol, while Connor has a meltdown for some reason. Another close vote at tribal sends Medusaluh out over spartagow 6-4. EPISODE 4 - Nenalala stuns everyone by successfully playing their idol, negating 5 votes against them! Both Daleariel and jadennator1 were supposed to vote for Nenalala, but both of them refused, resulting in a 2-1 vote that send Jaded packing over melanie instead. EPISODE 5 - Following a tribe swap that gives us two tribes of five and one tribe of six, the tribe with the most numbers loses. melanie has a meltdown despite winning, and IceBeast has an episode for the ages. IceBeast bonds with Connor, has a major fight with Sophie, apparently impresses the rest of his tribe to the point that he causes his entire alliance to dissolve, creates a new two-person alliance with Connor, and also injures himself but can stay in the game. Good grief. We sadly lose our electric Pokemon Luxray in a 4-2 vote over that cockroach spartagow. EPISODE 6 - Airi finds an idol for themselves, and yet again the swapped tribe that started with more players than the other two loses. The pre-merge star that is Nenalala sadly gets taken down at this point in a 3-1-1 vote, although they and Daleariel were supposed to vote against each other and refused, making Daleariel give spartagow yet another vote to add to their ever-growing tally and having @Nenelala throw a vote onto CarltonRS. EPISODE 7 - style realizes that he and CarltonRS have something in common, which results in him melting down over such a horrifying discovery. Then, realizing their goose is cooked, jadennator1 melts down not just once...but twice. In a row, no less. This bizarre behavior causes Akshar to become paranoid and they randomly decide to waste their idol on Cristi at tribal, despite the fact it was a simple 4-1 vote for jadennator1 and the only other vote was cast for melanie. EPISODE 8 - At the merge, it's a 9-4 advantage between the two starting tribes. After Airi wins immunity, they realize that safety for themselves is just not enough, so they bizarrely waste their idol on the very person who wasted their own idol the tribal before, Akshar. Naturally, no votes are cast for Akshar (who previously ended up finding a Reward Steal), and the starting number advantage sadly holds firm, with Daleariel becoming the first member of the jury in a 7-4-2 vote over style and, you guessed it, spartagow. Seeing just how much they suck, Daleariel then gifts the Legacy Advantage to the inept spartagow on their way out. EPISODE 9 - Not pleased his team didn't win reward, Akshar steals the reward from Connor and gets treated to the poolside resort with burgers, fries, and cocktails instead of them. Connor plays up how upset they are and garners sympathy from Cristi and melanie, while Sophie slowly starts rising to power with an immunity win. Apparently, Airi winning immunity and then wasting an idol last round pissed everyone off, resulting in a lopsided 11-1 vote to send them packing at tribal. EPISODE 10 - Our favorite clueless clown, spartagow, thinks it's a good idea to leave their alliance with no backup plan, so that's just what they do! Sophie wins their second immunity in a row, and despite spartagow being a nightmare to deal with, the tribe takes out Dino instead in a 6-3-2 vote to spare the jury from having to deal with spartagow. EPISODE 11 - Good karma comes to Connor after they don't compete but get to automatically go on the reward anyway, countering what Akshar did to them two episodes ago. Sophie finds themselves an idol, while fellow underdog melanie wins immunity this time. At tribal, what would've been a 4-3-3 vote for IceBeast go instead results in a 4-3-3 vote for KaliMinaj to leave instead! It was none other than Sophie who refused to vote out their fellow underdog IceBeast and, despite making a new alliance with them that very day, sent KaliMinaj out in a big blindside instead! EPISODE 12 - Akshar wins immunity this time, leaving the three underdogs in jeopardy. Sadly, Sophie cannot save IceBeast a second time. After yet again refusing to go along with the plan to vote out IceBeast, Sophie puts their vote on Cristi. However, the four votes for IceBeast dooms them, sending the star player to the jury. EPISODE 13 - melanie wins immunity twice, keeping them safe from both tribals. After CarltonRS has a meltdown, Connor and Sophie realize having a shield like spartagow to protect themselves would be nice, pulling the cockroach into an alliance. Declining to play their idol, Sophie survives a nerve-wracking 5-3 vote over big threat Akshar. It's then time for Sophie to have themselves a meltdown after surviving such an intense vote, and despite this outburst, they yet AGAIN don't play their idol! Instead, CarltonRS plays their idol on themselves...despite no votes being cast for them. Sophie was proven to be smart as they survived once more in a 5-2 vote over Cristi this time. FINALE - In the first part, spartagow finally has their time to shine as they win immunity...despite this being the final round to use their Legacy Advantage. Naturally, spartagow continues to bungle by sharing their reward with only Sophie and not Connor, instead picking style for some reason. This results in yet another meltdown from Sophie, who seems to be buckling under all the stress. At the first tribal, spartagow plays their Legacy Advantage on Sophie, negating a single vote against them. This results in a 2-2-1 tie between melanie and Connor. Realizing that they cannot let Connor go, Sophie is forced to stay goodbye to melanie in the revote, leaving Sophie as the final member of their starting tribe still in the game. In what might be the ultimate downfall for our frontrunner, Sophie, everything comes crashing down when they win immunity for the third time at final 5. Despite being in an alliance with both spartagow and Connor, Sophie plays the idol on NEITHER of them. Instead, they waste the idol on style, who was in no danger at all. Finally tired of all the neglect, Connor flips on their alliance with Sophie and finally send their goat, spartagow, to the jury in 5th place. CarltonRS wins final immunity. In what can only be described as one of the most baffling final votes ever, CarltonRS votes for Sophie, Connor attempts to stay loyal to Sophie by voting style, style votes for Connor...and now after being bitter that their goat is gone, Sophie takes revenge on Connor by making THEM the final member of the jury. With the final 3 being CarltonRS, style, and Sophie, one would think Sophie should have this in the bag. Unfortunately, they bungled the finale SO badly that CarltonRS ends up taking home the victory in a 5-3-2 win over Sophie and style. Thanks to their behavior, Sophie lost the votes from both melanie and Connor on the jury, which could've resulted in a 5-5 tie. While Sophie was easily the most deserving one and this is a bad outcome, if you ask me, you cannot deny they REALLY screwed up in the finale. SEASON LINK: https://brantsteele.com/survivor/33/r.php?c=JWmWhjmL

...why not piss off people by giving my opinions on who I'd love to see return? Since it's well-known how insane I am at this point, my opinions will obviously be 100% different than anybody else's. So why not share them and rile people up? So I admittedly have only watched Big Brother 14 onward, so all those 'amazing players' that you all gush over from the earlier seasons? I can't fairly judge them. So I'll only include Big Brother 14 players onward. And I'll include all the players from each season and put them in three categories: YES (I want to see them again), MEH (I can take 'em or leave 'em), or PASS (I don't want to see them again). Oh, and I don't care about the likelihood of any player ACTUALLY playing again; it's just my opinions! BIG BROTHER 14: YES: Jodi, Willie, Janelle, Joe, Dan, Ian MEH: Kara, JoJo, Britney, Frank, Jenn PASS: Wil, Boogie, Ashley, Shane, Danielle BIG BROTHER 15: YES: Helen, Elissa MEH: Howard, Amanda, Judd, McCrae PASS: David, Nick, Jeremy, Kaitlin, Candice, Jessie, Aaryn, Spencer, GinaMarie, Andy BIG BROTHER 16: YES: Joey, Jocasta, Zach, Donny, Frankie MEH: Devin, Christine, Caleb PASS: Paola, Brittany, Amber, Hayden, Nicole, Victoria, Cody, Derrick BIG BROTHER 17: YES: Da'Vonne, Jason, Jackie, Meg, James, John, Vanessa MEH: Jeff, Audrey, Julia, Austin, Liz, Steve PASS: Jace, Clay, Shelli, Becky BIG BROTHER 18: YES: Glenn, Tiffany, Da'Vonne, Victor, James MEH: Jozea, Frank, Bridgette, Paulie, Paul PASS: Bronte, Zakiyah, Michelle, Natalie, Corey, Nicole BIG BROTHER 19: YES: Cameron, Alex, Kevin, Christmas, Josh MEH: Megan, Dominique, Ramses, Jason, Raven, Paul PASS: Jillian, Jessica, Cody, Elena, Mark, Matt BIG BROTHER 20: YES: Steve, Swaggy C, Rockstar, Sam MEH: Kaitlyn, Bayleigh, Fessy, Scottie PASS: Winston, Rachel, Haleigh, Brett, Angela, JC, Tyler, Kaycee BIG BROTHER 21: YES: Ovi, Cliff, Nicole MEH: David, Kemi, Sam, Kathryn, Jessica PASS: Isabella, Jack, Analyse, Nick, Christie, Tommy, Holly, Jackson BIG BROTHER 22: YES: Nicole, Janelle, Kaysar, Ian, Da'Vonne, Christmas MEH: Keesha, Bayleigh, David PASS: Kevin, Dani, Tyler, Memphis, Nicole, Enzo, Cody BIG BROTHER 23: YES: Frenchie, Derek X. MEH: Claire PASS: Travis, Brent, Whitney, Christian, Britini, Sarah Beth, Alyssa, Tiffany, Hannah, Kyland, Azah, Derek F., Xavier BIG BROTHER 24: YES: Kyle, Turner, Taylor MEH: Pooch, Joseph, Terrance PASS: Paloma, Ameerah, Nicole, Daniel, Indy, Jasmine, Michael, Alyssa, Brittany, Monte BIG BROTHER 25: YES: Hisam, Red, Cameron, Cory, America, Cirie, Felicia MEH: Reilly, Bowie Jane PASS: Luke, Kirsten, Izzy, Jared, Mecole, Blue, Matt, Jag BIG BROTHER 26: YES: Tucker, Angela MEH: Joseph, Leah, Kimo, Rubina PASS: Matt, Lisa, Kenney, Cedric, Brooklyn, Quinn, T'kor, Cam, Makensy, Chelsie BIG BROTHER 27: YES: Amy, Jimmy, Rachel, Will, Keanu MEH: Rylie, Ava, Morgan, Ashley PASS: Zae, Adrian, Zach, Katherine, Mickey, Kelley, Lauren, Vince

So this ranking is based on how much I enjoy the minigame and how fair I think they are. This won't include minigames that Sin has removed for the time being (such as Words, Flags, Guitar, Weightlifters, etc.). I know that everyone feels differently about all the games; what is great for me sucks for someone else, and vice versa. But what's more fun that divisive ranking lists? WatchMojo made a career out of it! AWFUL RIGGED SHIT 14. Shapes (Seriously, I count the shapes in each box...and get it wrong. Again and again and again. And I'm NOT bad at math. Fuck this game so hard) HORRIBLE 13. Treasure Hunt (What 'strategy' do you people mean? There's no 'start in the corner and then count sideways a certain number and then count up another number' and blah blah blah. This is all just nonsense. Numbers can mean the treasure is in ANY direction, and no 'strategy' can ALWAYS be right. Bad game) NOT GREAT 12. Stacker (You click perfectly-centered...and it's still not registered as 'perfect' for some reason. And the rewards for each stacking are too low) VERY FLAWED BUT FUN 11. Maze (I get around 2000 points, which SHOULD be really good. Yet people somehow get over 4000 points? I go as fast and accurately as possible on computer...you cannot go any higher than maybe 2200 points. On my phone, the stupid ball won't follow my finger, and it's a horrid nightmare...and I have a great, new phone, with a good connection. So...yeah, the game is fun and easy to do, but there's some weird shit going on with how high people get) 10. Balloons (Very simple. I don't get the silly complaints about 'lagging on mobile' whatsoever, since I've never lagged. It's fine; nothing great, nothing horrid) 9. Burgers (How people get around 200 is beyond me, but much like Balloons this one is pretty simple and nothing much to really complain about) 8. Starfall (Yet again, this dumb 'strategy' people talk about does NOT work. I literally have gone games where I don't miss a single star...and STILL never get over 800 points, like many people do. It makes no sense at all. It's super simple and relaxing, though, so at least it's not stressful to play) 7. Holey (The fact I actually have this game pulled from Satan's asshole so high is baffling to me. But I've actually gotten better at it over time. Barely could get close to 2000 points at first. Then reached 3000. Then reached 4000. And now I'm starting to hover around 5000. And while on mobile it's unplayable, on computer it's honestly kinda fun when you actually get the hang of it) LUCK-BASED DOESN'T MEAN AWFUL 6. Lucky Drop (I DO feel there's some bullshit with this. There can be one red zone...and you drop your ball nowhere near it...but, of COURSE the ball lands in it! Or sometimes the ball just wants to bounce all the way to the ends and WAY into the air, easily falling into one of the sideline redzones. Beyond ridiculous. But, it's hard to hate on something that is just luck-based. Frustrating, but fun) 5. Deal (It's Deal Or No Deal. It's kinda impossible to get mad at it, since...anything you choose to do is kinda your own fault, one way or another) THE BEST GAMES FOR THIS WORTHLESS FAILURE OF A USER 4. Chain Pop (So...yeah, people just nonstop getting lucky chains of 15 balls? I call bullshit. But, as a game? It's very fun and enjoyable. Pretty much a Google App Store game that you download and just chill out in bed while playing nonchalantly to pass the time...with a timer. Peoples' high scores make me raise a questionable eyebrow, but it's really fun) 3. Codebreaker (Unless you just get really unlucky and forget which numbers you clicked already, and in what positions, there's no reason you shouldn't ALWAYS get 60 on this game. It's very easy and addicting; if this was an app store game, I'd probably play it all the time) 2. Water Tank (I'm kinda surprised I have this game ranked so high, but it's just really fun, addicting, and rewarding for following the invisible line. There's no bullshit like with Starfall, or Maze, or any of the others...you just try to follow the invisible line and that's it. I don't know why, it's just fun) 1. Match 3 (Why do so many people hate this game? It's just Candy Crush...with a timer instead of rounds. It's not hard whatsoever, and it's honestly very fun. Yes, bad boards are a thing...and even those with 20/20 vision can miss matches if there's only one or two in the entire board and you're under a lot of stress because the clock is ticking, but...it's incredibly fun and you should always be able to get 6000 points in your sleep on this game) I can't wait to start getting comments about how stupid I am, how my rankings are totally backwards compared to the majority of others, how I need to 'git good and stop complaining' because that's just the internet way of being a dick instead of being encouraging, and so on and so forth. But this is MY list and I'm sticking to it!

Tailslover13 Kovaze Survivor Winners Season 1 (Heroes Paradise) - Sin Season 2 (Underworld Of Villains) - Dreamfyre Season 3 (Heroes Vs. Villains) - GuiltyAsSin For season 4, I think it was Marquis who suggested that I go for Hall Of Fame players on this site. And while monthly hall of famers was their idea, I think doing all-timers would be better (if they're actually still active). So, excluding people I've already used in my first three seasons, here would be my considerations: Airi (4 Days Inactive) Akshar CarltonRS Chase Connor Cristi Daleariel daze (35 Days Inactive) dino Dream (11 Days Inactive) Evan Frost (66 Days Inactive) https://kovaze.com/user/Frostbite (10 Days Inactive Banned) Glaceon IceBeast Imperio (84 Days Inactive Banned) itsamodernlife (2 Days Inactive) Jaded jadennator1 KaliMinaj Legend (35 Days Inactive Banned) Luxray Medusaluh melanie Nenalala @Oh (14 Days Inactive) RobbieRIOT Sophie spartagow style (1 Day Inactive) Hilariously, because 10 of these people are inactive/banned…that ends up leaving me with a perfect 20 people. So, uh…I guess this is less of a ’30 players under consideration’ and more of a ‘these will be the 20 players for Season 4 – Legends’ instead!

ttps://cdn.imgtree.co/images/GWRw2vhJ.gif And here we have the results for the 'all-stars' from my first two seasons of Tailslover13 Kovaze Survivor. Overall, I'd say it was pretty solid, even though the villains pretty much dominated all season long and the 6-person finale didn't have any villains in it. We got a likable winner, both previous winners did incredibly well for themselves (Dreamfyre and Sin), and we had some very interesting results and outcomes throughout the season. As thanks to my 20 all-stars, I'll address each and every one individually: Jdaddy - Welp, not sure how you'll feel about this. You seem to have a good sense of humor, so even if you might end up disappointing that you wound up being a Caleb Reynolds all things considered, you might also find your outcome kinda hilarious. Mochalatte - A powerful game your first time makes you a big threat your second time, I suppose. Envious - Unfortunate you didn't last longer to cause chaos like I know you can. We lost some powerful pre-mergers and you were one of them. Bosslady - So, funny story. I somehow completely skipped over episode 4 when doing my Edgic, and it wasn't until episode 7 that I noticed the numbers weren't adding up, and I couldn't find you among the remaining players. I had to backtrack and realized I completely missed episode 4 and your exit. Funny, but also kinda sad that you didn't have the impact you did your first time. Sobriquet - Not everyone can live up to the expectations they set for themselves their first time, sadly. Melodrama - I mean, you were on a tribe of four, so nothing really you could do. Still sucked to see such a big name like you go out so soon. Joneduardo - Despite being a pre-merger, you still somehow won America over and made them vote you fan favorite, so that's something, right? Otter_2401 - Ugh, even if you were a pre-merger the first time, I wanted to include you because you're one of my three besties on this site, but you didn't improve much. At least you made the jury this time. PureEssence - If it's any consolation, you got done in because Marquis saved Rain with an idol. You were an amazing player both times, so if you had to go, at least it was thanks to a huge idol play. Rain - It took not one, but TWO idols to take you out thanks to Nora and Maddie, so really you and PureEssence both should feel proud that it took idols to take you both out of the game. JACK_O_LANTERN - Haha, my Colton Cumbie! First you get medevaced your first time, and then you have a meltdown and quit the game your second time! I'm honestly not even mad; this was such a hilarious two-season run that I'm all for it. Maddie - With Rain getting idoled out and JACK_O_LANTERN quitting the game, you and your final two villain friends really had no place left to run. So, you did the best you could. Dreamfyre - And the first winner goes down. You and Sin both lasting until the final 8 was quite an accomplishment, I must say. Alas, you were finally seen as too much of a threat to keep around. SpaceLab - The last villain standing. At least you weren't as hilariously awful as you were your first time, but honestly that kinda took away from some of your hilarity factor. @PadamPadam - The first one in the finale to fall. Hey, at least you got all your fellow heroes to the end, and you still played just as strongly as you did your first time, so nothing to be ashamed of. Nora - Robbed final 5 goddess. Other than two early episodes where you kinda lost your head, you were just as heroic and lovely as you were the first time, Nora. You played a fantastic game. Marquis - You played one hell of a chaotic game. Again, as I've said before, you REALLY don't strike me as a hero. But, whatever you are, you sure made up for your flop of a first game. Amazing work. Sin - I honestly was wondering if you were about to become my Sandra Diaz-Twine...after only three seasons! But, apparently you went from surefire winner to final 3 goat. It happens to the best of us. Still, 1st and 3rd in your two games is phenomenal and you sure are one badass admin. Cray - Well, good news and bad news. The good news is you didn't FIND an idol to waste this time...AND you didn't get a single vote cast against you all game! The bad news...you fell one vote shy of beating GuiltyAsSin. So not sure if you feel proud of yourself or not, but I thought you were great. GuiltyAsSin - Congratulations! I can't believe one of my three besties on this site ACTUALLY managed to win! I didn't do anything to alter the stats, either; you did this all on your own without any influence from me. I'm very proud of you. And, you stayed true to your hero mantle: not a single negative-toned episode from you. SEASON LINK: https://brantsteele.com/survivor/31/r.php?c=oycWYFpQ COMING UP NEXT: Hall Of Fame Kovaze players get their turn to test their greatness.

HEROES: Cray GuiltyAsSin Joneduardo Marquis Nora Otter_2401 @PadamPadam PureEssence Sin Sobriquet VILLAINS: Bosslady Dreamfyre Envious JACK_O_LANTERN Jdaddy Maddie Melodrama Mochalatte Rain SpaceLab Here will be my all-star cast of 10 notable heroes and 10 notable villains. Granted some of these choices are purely because they actually bothered to check out the results and comment, which I appreciate and wanted to give them a spot over those who DIDN'T comment or pay attention. And two of the people were medical evacuations that went out pre-merge. And I also didn't have enough room for a few people who I DID want to include, like AntonB, Ralts023, Space, Broncosrule1999, Bomberv, and mattychamps, but I'm not using Australian Survivor seasons (they're fun, but WAY too long and too much work), so 20 is all I can fit. So consider these six as the 'final cuts' you hear about every all-star season. Anyway, who will triumph in this all-star season between 10 great heroes and 10 great villains? Will the obvious happen and we see a villain win (as always happens with real life heroes vs. villains seasons)? Will a hero actually rise to the top? Will the two medevacs redeem themselves or just be a Caleb Reynolds? Find out soon!

Thank you, my rotten, hated enemies of Kovaze, for partaking in my villainous season! This was quite a ride. I'll even unblock you 20 so you can comment, if you see fit...even if I may regret doing such a thing. 1. Bomberv 2. Bosslady 3. broncosrule1999 4. Budweiser 5. Dreamfyre 6. Envious 7. GabCo 8. JACK_O_LANTERN 9. Jdaddy 10. Maddie 11. mattychamps 12. Melodrama 13. Miami 14. Mochalatte 15. MotherFart 16. Rain 17. Runaways 18. SirVivor 19. @Socks 20. SpaceLab OVERALL THOUGHTS: Well...until the final 3, this was living up to be an amazing season, not gonna lie. We have three medical evacuations (and I didn't even put it on the harshest difficulty), two rock draws, a few successful idol plays...what a season! But, unfortunately, the three big players in the finale went out 6th, 5th, and 4th, leaving us with a dud final 3 and a weak winner, which was very frustrating. Still, leading up to that, a lot of fun happened. First off, I do feel bad about JACK_O_LANTERN being taken out immediately due to an injury, since they actually seemed happy to be here, so villain or not, I felt bad for them. Miami going out in a rock draw because his tribe couldn't agree on how to eliminate was hilarious and so deserving. Runaways and Jdaddy both going out to injuries was also amusing, considering how vicious I know they are; just goes to show you really shouldn't go so hard sometimes. Bomberv once again goes pre-merge and pre-jury, just like they did in Australian Survivor Redemption, so...maybe they aren't cut out to be in ANY form of Survivor, sadly. MotherFart has a small edit in their boot episode because they literally got taken out surprisingly out of nowhere due to all the chaos that unfolded at tribal, which was hilarious. Much like PureEssence, I really feel like Bosslady was my star player of the season (other than, sickeningly, someone else I'll bring up in a moment), so them going out broke my heart...and, surprise surprise, they weren't a villain at all, so they really didn't belong on the cast. SpaceLab, the evil version of Space, ended up playing the exact same game; apparently having 'Space' in your name just makes you a psychopath nobody likes. Then, in the finale...quite possibly three of my MOST hated enemies on this site (Mochalatte, Rain, Melodrama) were the biggest players left...and yes, it sickens me to admit, but I was rooting for one of them to win...especially Rain. Rain really was the costar of the season alongside Bosslady with all the work they put in, so it SUCKED seeing them go down. The fact I was left with only Melodrama to root for at the final 4 is one cruel twist of fate, but then, almost like the real dude did to me in a Race game, it's like his simulation counterpart KNEW I was rooting for him so he just randomly left his alliance and pretty much allowed himself to be stupidly voted out in 4th, just to make sure I couldn't be happy. Classic Melodrama; real or fake, he's always a dick. And...yeah, the final 3 was just not good. Arguably broncosrule1999 and @SurVivor both did some notable things during the game, but...they just weren't that fun to root for. And then Dreamfyre winning it all...UGH. It's like I said; either mattychamps ruins things, or his cronies do...and low and behold, one of his cronies ruined the season. Should've seen it coming. So, not all that thrilled with the ending, but...it was entertaining for the most part. LINK TO SEASON: https://brantsteele.com/survivor/34/r.php?c=UkKeexTS

1. Bomberv 2. Bosslady 3. broncosrule1999 4. Budweiser 5. Dreamfyre 6. Envious 7. GabCo 8. JACK_O_LANTERN 9. Jdaddy 10. Maddie 11. mattychamps 12. Melodrama 13. Miami 14. Mochalatte 15. MotherFart 16. Rain 17. Runaways 18. SirVivor 19. @Socks 20. SpaceLab And thus we have our cast of 20 awful villains from Kovaze that the underworld would be proud of. Well, maybe not Bosslady, since I genuinely like them and don't see them as villainous, but since they continue to pester me and beg to be involved...and my actual 20th player, Ryleigh, has been gone for over 2 months and thus is pointless to use...I went ahead and put them in to make them happy. Just consider Bosslady your Kelley Wentworth for the season. Anyway, these 19 horrible people and 1 kindhearted Tailslover13 fan will now partake in Underworld Of Villains, season 2 of Tailslover13 Kovaze Survivor! The toxicity will surely be off the charts! Which heart of blackness and evil will rise to the top to be crowned evilest of all? We'll find out soon enough!

So actually writing out long descriptions for each and every episode would actually be a lot more work than I actually wanted to do; just making the Edgic was enough work as it was. So, I'll just post the link to the BrantSteele and anybody who WANTS to check out what exactly happened can do so. But, without further ado, here is how season 1 of Tailslover13 Kovaze Survivor, Heroes Paradise, ended up going: Thank you to my wonderful cast of 'heroes' (most of whom turned out to be anything but): 1. AntonB 2. BradT50 3. Charlitos 4. Cray 5. Goomybear 6. GuiltyAsSin 7. Joneduardo 8. JTee 9. Marquis 10. NaughtyNacho 11. NickGQc 12. Nora 13. Otter_2401 14. @PadamPadam 15. PureEssence 16. Ralts023 17. Sin 18. sobriquet 19. Space 20. Spikedcurley OVERALL THOUGHTS: No, I didn't rig anything; as shocking as the winner is...that's actually who won. It's like it was meant to be, am I right? I didn't touch any of the stats. While I was tempted to fiddle with the social skills to make you guys fight more, or fiddle with the challenge stats or strategic prowess...doing any of that would just make things unbalanced and unfair. So, it was all left alone (including the relationships). And...we still got the shocking winner we did. Make sure to check out episode 11 for sure; that one had one of the most shocking tribal councils ever, leading to a brutal, surprising blindside. Losing Charlitos, Marquis, and Otter_2401 back-to-back-to-back was brutal pre-jury. Space was hilarious; apparently nobody liked him and he kept pissing everybody off, so seeing him make jury was awesome. Cray was our typical red herring winner; he was looking really good but then got cut early jury. Sobriquet, again, went out in one of the most legendary ways imaginable. PureEssence might be my player of the season; I was heartbroken when they went out in one of the typical fallen angel spots (6th place, right before the finale). The overall final 3 was solid; Ralts023 was really quiet before the jury, but once it begun they turned into a whole new person...@PadamPadam was your usual flawed runner-up with a chaotic game, and Sin was simply masterminding from the start and hiding in plain sight and nobody was none the wiser. This was a solid beginning to my series. I'm sure my dear villains will make things even more hilarious next time. LINK TO SEASON: https://brantsteele.com/survivor/20/r.php?c=7IUwTTkT

A major thank you to melanie, brookie, and sobriquet for telling me how to actually make an image appear on my blog! And, screw it, I'll throw in NotNicky333 as well since, even though they taunted me for blocking them and claimed they WOULD'VE helped me if I hadn't and then proceeded to wish I NEVER figured it out, they still at least ACKNOWLEDGED me. So, thank you four!

Can someone please help me with this? How do you get screenshots, or saved pictures from your computer, or pictures on other places online, and so on and so forth...to appear on your blogs? And I don't just mean by their links; I mean actually making them appear on here for you to see when you click on the blog.

1. AntonB 2. BradT50 3. Charlitos 4. Cray 5. Goomybear 6. GuiltyAsSin 7. Joneduardo 8. JTee 9. Marquis 10. NaughtyNacho 11. NickGQc 12. Nora 13. Otter_2401 14. @PadamPadam 15. PureEssence 16. Ralts023 17. Sin 18. sobriquet 19. Space 20. Spikedcurley https://imgtree.co/i/FFyJGZg2 And thus we have our cast of 20 heroes! Hopefully it's actually an interesting season and it isn't just run by a dominant alliance and all the 'favorites' go home early. Fingers crossed!

VILLAINS UNDER CONSIDERATION Bomberv (Apparently Tez from the awful Australian Survivor Redemption season…cool to have them here, but…they’re a LOT) broncosrule1999 (Allows more powerful, richer people to win over their loyal, honest friends with far less to show) Budweiser (Voted me out in a Hysteria when it was 100% the wrong move…plus alcohol is bad) Dreamfyre (A crony to mattychamps who likes to act like an angel, when really they’re a devil on the inside) Envious (Pompous, arrogant snob who loves to flaunt his greatness and belittle those less than him) GabCo (Two-faced creep who loves to enjoys being fake and stabbing people in the back for his own gain) HarryP (Has no problem bashing someone and kicking them when they’re down, acting like he’s so great) JACK_O_LANTERN (Psycho who acts like a homing missile when they decide to go nuclear with their vengeance) Jdaddy (Cocky dude who acts high and mighty, almost like a righthand man to Melodrama and Envious) Maddie (Vicious Karen who randomly attacks and insults people out of the blue, for little to no reason) mattychamps (Fake fool who loves to get his cronies to gang up on people in games and use them as tools) Melodrama (Not enough space for me to properly convey how evil this human being truly is; even Hazbin Hotel wouldn’t want him) Miami (Casual villain who frustratingly exerts his dominance and power in every game he plays) Mochalatte (Evil person who thinks telling people to kill themselves and personally insulting them is ‘just a joke’) MotherFart (Has backstabbed me in every single Hysteria game, while acting like a victim every single time) Rain (True psychopath who acts both drunk and high most of the time, and loves to backstab more than breathing) Runaways (Ruins every single Arena game by always being great at everything and never helping me out) Ryleigh (Took a page out of the book of Dreamfyre on how to act innocent and sweet while being devilishly rotten) SirVivor (Classic hypocrite who partakes in name-calling, nasty games, while bashing others who do light name-calling) @Socks (Little imp that loves to mock and laugh at others that are getting bullied, being part of the evil crowd) SpaceLab (Fake friend who used me all the way to the final 4 in my only Outcasted game before backstabbing me) TrueBlood (Honestly can’t remember what they did, but if they’re a villain to me, it was clearly bad) VenusVafa (Anyone with the name ‘Venus’ is always villainous and vicious, and not in the fun way) vitaminpiggy (Calls me ‘weird’ for being sad Otter_2401 left an Arena game instead of them and acted pissy) Wankster5 (Bumbling villain who is more comedic than they are threatening, but they always target me) Just like the heroes, here are 25 villains. I'm sure there are MANY more than just these that I've listed, and I'm sure you guys will laugh at some of the reasons I put, but...hey, they're villains to ME! Some or all of them might be heroes to YOU, but not to me. So, the 20 villains for Underworld Of Villains will likely come from this cast! Now to pick my 20 for Heroes Paradise and 20 for Underworld Of Villains! Wish me luck!

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