And, finally, the results for season 4 of Tailslover13 Kovaze Survivor, Legends. Featuring 20 of the biggest 'stars' on this site (AKA in the Hall Of Fame...and relatively active). Quite a lot happened in this season, so just for fun, I think I'll go episode by episode and explain the biggest or most shocking things that amused or surprised me, just for fun. But first, a big thank you to my 20 legends that competed: Airi Akshar CarltonRS Connor Cristi Daleariel dino Evan Glaceon IceBeast Jaded jadennator1 KaliMinaj Luxray Medusaluh @melanie Nenalala Sophie spartagow style EPISODE 1 - Nothing much to say. Daleariel finds the Legacy Advantage and Glaceon barely survives a 6-4 vote over Evan to start things off. EPISODE 2 - Akshar pisses off style for some reason, making style leave their alliance with Cristi and CarltonRS and makes a new alliance with the latter and Connor. Glaceon can't get lucky a second time and is voted out 5-4 over Nenalala, who doesn't play their idol. EPISODE 3 - Akshar finds themselves an idol, while Connor has a meltdown for some reason. Another close vote at tribal sends Medusaluh out over spartagow 6-4. EPISODE 4 - Nenalala stuns everyone by successfully playing their idol, negating 5 votes against them! Both Daleariel and jadennator1 were supposed to vote for Nenalala, but both of them refused, resulting in a 2-1 vote that send Jaded packing over @melanie instead. EPISODE 5 - Following a tribe swap that gives us two tribes of five and one tribe of six, the tribe with the most numbers loses. @melanie has a meltdown despite winning, and IceBeast has an episode for the ages. IceBeast bonds with Connor, has a major fight with Sophie, apparently impresses the rest of his tribe to the point that he causes his entire alliance to dissolve, creates a new two-person alliance with Connor, and also injures himself but can stay in the game. Good grief. We sadly lose our electric Pokemon Luxray in a 4-2 vote over that cockroach spartagow. EPISODE 6 - Airi finds an idol for themselves, and yet again the swapped tribe that started with more players than the other two loses. The pre-merge star that is Nenalala sadly gets taken down at this point in a 3-1-1 vote, although they and Daleariel were supposed to vote against each other and refused, making Daleariel give spartagow yet another vote to add to their ever-growing tally and having @Nenelala throw a vote onto CarltonRS. EPISODE 7 - style realizes that he and CarltonRS have something in common, which results in him melting down over such a horrifying discovery. Then, realizing their goose is cooked, jadennator1 melts down not just once...but twice. In a row, no less. This bizarre behavior causes Akshar to become paranoid and they randomly decide to waste their idol on Cristi at tribal, despite the fact it was a simple 4-1 vote for jadennator1 and the only other vote was cast for @melanie. EPISODE 8 - At the merge, it's a 9-4 advantage between the two starting tribes. After Airi wins immunity, they realize that safety for themselves is just not enough, so they bizarrely waste their idol on the very person who wasted their own idol the tribal before, Akshar. Naturally, no votes are cast for Akshar (who previously ended up finding a Reward Steal), and the starting number advantage sadly holds firm, with Daleariel becoming the first member of the jury in a 7-4-2 vote over style and, you guessed it, spartagow. Seeing just how much they suck, Daleariel then gifts the Legacy Advantage to the inept spartagow on their way out. EPISODE 9 - Not pleased his team didn't win reward, Akshar steals the reward from Connor and gets treated to the poolside resort with burgers, fries, and cocktails instead of them. Connor plays up how upset they are and garners sympathy from Cristi and @melanie, while Sophie slowly starts rising to power with an immunity win. Apparently, Airi winning immunity and then wasting an idol last round pissed everyone off, resulting in a lopsided 11-1 vote to send them packing at tribal. EPISODE 10 - Our favorite clueless clown, spartagow, thinks it's a good idea to leave their alliance with no backup plan, so that's just what they do! Sophie wins their second immunity in a row, and despite spartagow being a nightmare to deal with, the tribe takes out Dino instead in a 6-3-2 vote to spare the jury from having to deal with spartagow. EPISODE 11 - Good karma comes to Connor after they don't compete but get to automatically go on the reward anyway, countering what Akshar did to them two episodes ago. Sophie finds themselves an idol, while fellow underdog @melanie wins immunity this time. At tribal, what would've been a 4-3-3 vote for IceBeast go instead results in a 4-3-3 vote for KaliMinaj to leave instead! It was none other than Sophie who refused to vote out their fellow underdog IceBeast and, despite making a new alliance with them that very day, sent KaliMinaj out in a big blindside instead! EPISODE 12 - Akshar wins immunity this time, leaving the three underdogs in jeopardy. Sadly, Sophie cannot save IceBeast a second time. After yet again refusing to go along with the plan to vote out IceBeast, Sophie puts their vote on Cristi. However, the four votes for IceBeast dooms them, sending the star player to the jury. EPISODE 13 - @melanie wins immunity twice, keeping them safe from both tribals. After CarltonRS has a meltdown, Connor and Sophie realize having a shield like spartagow to protect themselves would be nice, pulling the cockroach into an alliance. Declining to play their idol, Sophie survives a nerve-wracking 5-3 vote over big threat Akshar. It's then time for Sophie to have themselves a meltdown after surviving such an intense vote, and despite this outburst, they yet AGAIN don't play their idol! Instead, CarltonRS plays their idol on themselves...despite no votes being cast for them. Sophie was proven to be smart as they survived once more in a 5-2 vote over Cristi this time. FINALE - In the first part, spartagow finally has their time to shine as they win immunity...despite this being the final round to use their Legacy Advantage. Naturally, spartagow continues to bungle by sharing their reward with only Sophie and not Connor, instead picking style for some reason. This results in yet another meltdown from Sophie, who seems to be buckling under all the stress. At the first tribal, spartagow plays their Legacy Advantage on Sophie, negating a single vote against them. This results in a 2-2-1 tie between @melanie and Connor. Realizing that they cannot let Connor go, Sophie is forced to stay goodbye to @melanie in the revote, leaving Sophie as the final member of their starting tribe still in the game. In what might be the ultimate downfall for our frontrunner, Sophie, everything comes crashing down when they win immunity for the third time at final 5. Despite being in an alliance with both spartagow and Connor, Sophie plays the idol on NEITHER of them. Instead, they waste the idol on style, who was in no danger at all. Finally tired of all the neglect, Connor flips on their alliance with Sophie and finally send their goat, spartagow, to the jury in 5th place. CarltonRS wins final immunity. In what can only be described as one of the most baffling final votes ever, CarltonRS votes for Sophie, Connor attempts to stay loyal to Sophie by voting style, style votes for Connor...and now after being bitter that their goat is gone, Sophie takes revenge on Connor by making THEM the final member of the jury. With the final 3 being CarltonRS, style, and Sophie, one would think Sophie should have this in the bag. Unfortunately, they bungled the finale SO badly that CarltonRS ends up taking home the victory in a 5-3-2 win over Sophie and style. Thanks to their behavior, Sophie lost the votes from both @melanie and Connor on the jury, which could've resulted in a 5-5 tie. While Sophie was easily the most deserving one and this is a bad outcome, if you ask me, you cannot deny they REALLY screwed up in the finale. SEASON LINK: https://brantsteele.com/survivor/33/r.php?c=JWmWhjmL

...why not piss off people by giving my opinions on who I'd love to see return? Since it's well-known how insane I am at this point, my opinions will obviously be 100% different than anybody else's. So why not share them and rile people up? So I admittedly have only watched Big Brother 14 onward, so all those 'amazing players' that you all gush over from the earlier seasons? I can't fairly judge them. So I'll only include Big Brother 14 players onward. And I'll include all the players from each season and put them in three categories: YES (I want to see them again), MEH (I can take 'em or leave 'em), or PASS (I don't want to see them again). Oh, and I don't care about the likelihood of any player ACTUALLY playing again; it's just my opinions! BIG BROTHER 14: YES: Jodi, Willie, Janelle, Joe, Dan, Ian MEH: Kara, JoJo, Britney, Frank, Jenn PASS: Wil, Boogie, Ashley, Shane, Danielle BIG BROTHER 15: YES: Helen, Elissa MEH: Howard, Amanda, Judd, McCrae PASS: David, Nick, Jeremy, Kaitlin, Candice, Jessie, Aaryn, Spencer, GinaMarie, Andy BIG BROTHER 16: YES: Joey, Jocasta, Zach, Donny, Frankie MEH: Devin, Christine, Caleb PASS: Paola, Brittany, Amber, Hayden, Nicole, Victoria, Cody, Derrick BIG BROTHER 17: YES: Da'Vonne, Jason, Jackie, Meg, James, John, Vanessa MEH: Jeff, Audrey, Julia, Austin, Liz, Steve PASS: Jace, Clay, Shelli, Becky BIG BROTHER 18: YES: Glenn, Tiffany, Da'Vonne, Victor, James MEH: Jozea, Frank, Bridgette, Paulie, Paul PASS: Bronte, Zakiyah, Michelle, Natalie, Corey, Nicole BIG BROTHER 19: YES: Cameron, Alex, Kevin, Christmas, Josh MEH: Megan, Dominique, Ramses, Jason, Raven, Paul PASS: Jillian, Jessica, Cody, Elena, Mark, Matt BIG BROTHER 20: YES: Steve, Swaggy C, Rockstar, Sam MEH: Kaitlyn, Bayleigh, Fessy, Scottie PASS: Winston, Rachel, Haleigh, Brett, Angela, JC, Tyler, Kaycee BIG BROTHER 21: YES: Ovi, Cliff, Nicole MEH: David, Kemi, Sam, Kathryn, Jessica PASS: Isabella, Jack, Analyse, Nick, Christie, Tommy, Holly, Jackson BIG BROTHER 22: YES: Nicole, Janelle, Kaysar, Ian, Da'Vonne, Christmas MEH: Keesha, Bayleigh, David PASS: Kevin, Dani, Tyler, Memphis, Nicole, Enzo, Cody BIG BROTHER 23: YES: Frenchie, Derek X. MEH: Claire PASS: Travis, Brent, Whitney, Christian, Britini, Sarah Beth, Alyssa, Tiffany, Hannah, Kyland, Azah, Derek F., Xavier BIG BROTHER 24: YES: Kyle, Turner, Taylor MEH: Pooch, Joseph, Terrance PASS: Paloma, Ameerah, Nicole, Daniel, Indy, Jasmine, Michael, Alyssa, Brittany, Monte BIG BROTHER 25: YES: Hisam, Red, Cameron, Cory, America, Cirie, Felicia MEH: Reilly, Bowie Jane PASS: Luke, Kirsten, Izzy, Jared, Mecole, Blue, Matt, Jag BIG BROTHER 26: YES: Tucker, Angela MEH: Joseph, Leah, Kimo, Rubina PASS: Matt, Lisa, Kenney, Cedric, Brooklyn, Quinn, T'kor, Cam, Makensy, Chelsie BIG BROTHER 27: YES: Amy, Jimmy, Rachel, Will, Keanu MEH: Rylie, Ava, Morgan, Ashley PASS: Zae, Adrian, Zach, Katherine, Mickey, Kelley, Lauren, Vince

So this ranking is based on how much I enjoy the minigame and how fair I think they are. This won't include minigames that Sin has removed for the time being (such as Words, Flags, Guitar, Weightlifters, etc.). I know that everyone feels differently about all the games; what is great for me sucks for someone else, and vice versa. But what's more fun that divisive ranking lists? WatchMojo made a career out of it! AWFUL RIGGED SHIT 14. Shapes (Seriously, I count the shapes in each box...and get it wrong. Again and again and again. And I'm NOT bad at math. Fuck this game so hard) HORRIBLE 13. Treasure Hunt (What 'strategy' do you people mean? There's no 'start in the corner and then count sideways a certain number and then count up another number' and blah blah blah. This is all just nonsense. Numbers can mean the treasure is in ANY direction, and no 'strategy' can ALWAYS be right. Bad game) NOT GREAT 12. Stacker (You click perfectly-centered...and it's still not registered as 'perfect' for some reason. And the rewards for each stacking are too low) VERY FLAWED BUT FUN 11. Maze (I get around 2000 points, which SHOULD be really good. Yet people somehow get over 4000 points? I go as fast and accurately as possible on computer...you cannot go any higher than maybe 2200 points. On my phone, the stupid ball won't follow my finger, and it's a horrid nightmare...and I have a great, new phone, with a good connection. So...yeah, the game is fun and easy to do, but there's some weird shit going on with how high people get) 10. Balloons (Very simple. I don't get the silly complaints about 'lagging on mobile' whatsoever, since I've never lagged. It's fine; nothing great, nothing horrid) 9. Burgers (How people get around 200 is beyond me, but much like Balloons this one is pretty simple and nothing much to really complain about) 8. Starfall (Yet again, this dumb 'strategy' people talk about does NOT work. I literally have gone games where I don't miss a single star...and STILL never get over 800 points, like many people do. It makes no sense at all. It's super simple and relaxing, though, so at least it's not stressful to play) 7. Holey (The fact I actually have this game pulled from Satan's asshole so high is baffling to me. But I've actually gotten better at it over time. Barely could get close to 2000 points at first. Then reached 3000. Then reached 4000. And now I'm starting to hover around 5000. And while on mobile it's unplayable, on computer it's honestly kinda fun when you actually get the hang of it) LUCK-BASED DOESN'T MEAN AWFUL 6. Lucky Drop (I DO feel there's some bullshit with this. There can be one red zone...and you drop your ball nowhere near it...but, of COURSE the ball lands in it! Or sometimes the ball just wants to bounce all the way to the ends and WAY into the air, easily falling into one of the sideline redzones. Beyond ridiculous. But, it's hard to hate on something that is just luck-based. Frustrating, but fun) 5. Deal (It's Deal Or No Deal. It's kinda impossible to get mad at it, since...anything you choose to do is kinda your own fault, one way or another) THE BEST GAMES FOR THIS WORTHLESS FAILURE OF A USER 4. Chain Pop (So...yeah, people just nonstop getting lucky chains of 15 balls? I call bullshit. But, as a game? It's very fun and enjoyable. Pretty much a Google App Store game that you download and just chill out in bed while playing nonchalantly to pass the time...with a timer. Peoples' high scores make me raise a questionable eyebrow, but it's really fun) 3. Codebreaker (Unless you just get really unlucky and forget which numbers you clicked already, and in what positions, there's no reason you shouldn't ALWAYS get 60 on this game. It's very easy and addicting; if this was an app store game, I'd probably play it all the time) 2. Water Tank (I'm kinda surprised I have this game ranked so high, but it's just really fun, addicting, and rewarding for following the invisible line. There's no bullshit like with Starfall, or Maze, or any of the others...you just try to follow the invisible line and that's it. I don't know why, it's just fun) 1. Match 3 (Why do so many people hate this game? It's just Candy Crush...with a timer instead of rounds. It's not hard whatsoever, and it's honestly very fun. Yes, bad boards are a thing...and even those with 20/20 vision can miss matches if there's only one or two in the entire board and you're under a lot of stress because the clock is ticking, but...it's incredibly fun and you should always be able to get 6000 points in your sleep on this game) I can't wait to start getting comments about how stupid I am, how my rankings are totally backwards compared to the majority of others, how I need to 'git good and stop complaining' because that's just the internet way of being a dick instead of being encouraging, and so on and so forth. But this is MY list and I'm sticking to it!

Tailslover13 Kovaze Survivor Winners Season 1 (Heroes Paradise) - Sin Season 2 (Underworld Of Villains) - Dreamfyre Season 3 (Heroes Vs. Villains) - GuiltyAsSin For season 4, I think it was Marquis who suggested that I go for Hall Of Fame players on this site. And while monthly hall of famers was their idea, I think doing all-timers would be better (if they're actually still active). So, excluding people I've already used in my first three seasons, here would be my considerations: Airi (4 Days Inactive) Akshar CarltonRS Chase Connor Cristi Daleariel daze (35 Days Inactive) dino Dream (11 Days Inactive) Evan Frost (66 Days Inactive) https://kovaze.com/user/Frostbite (10 Days Inactive Banned) Glaceon IceBeast Imperio (84 Days Inactive Banned) itsamodernlife (2 Days Inactive) Jaded jadennator1 KaliMinaj Legend (35 Days Inactive Banned) Luxray Medusaluh @melanie Nenalala @Oh (14 Days Inactive) RobbieRIOT Sophie spartagow style (1 Day Inactive) Hilariously, because 10 of these people are inactive/banned…that ends up leaving me with a perfect 20 people. So, uh…I guess this is less of a ’30 players under consideration’ and more of a ‘these will be the 20 players for Season 4 – Legends’ instead!

ttps://cdn.imgtree.co/images/GWRw2vhJ.gif And here we have the results for the 'all-stars' from my first two seasons of Tailslover13 Kovaze Survivor. Overall, I'd say it was pretty solid, even though the villains pretty much dominated all season long and the 6-person finale didn't have any villains in it. We got a likable winner, both previous winners did incredibly well for themselves (Dreamfyre and Sin), and we had some very interesting results and outcomes throughout the season. As thanks to my 20 all-stars, I'll address each and every one individually: Jdaddy - Welp, not sure how you'll feel about this. You seem to have a good sense of humor, so even if you might end up disappointing that you wound up being a Caleb Reynolds all things considered, you might also find your outcome kinda hilarious. Mochalatte - A powerful game your first time makes you a big threat your second time, I suppose. Envious - Unfortunate you didn't last longer to cause chaos like I know you can. We lost some powerful pre-mergers and you were one of them. Bosslady - So, funny story. I somehow completely skipped over episode 4 when doing my Edgic, and it wasn't until episode 7 that I noticed the numbers weren't adding up, and I couldn't find you among the remaining players. I had to backtrack and realized I completely missed episode 4 and your exit. Funny, but also kinda sad that you didn't have the impact you did your first time. @Sobriquet - Not everyone can live up to the expectations they set for themselves their first time, sadly. Melodrama - I mean, you were on a tribe of four, so nothing really you could do. Still sucked to see such a big name like you go out so soon. Joneduardo - Despite being a pre-merger, you still somehow won America over and made them vote you fan favorite, so that's something, right? Otter_2401 - Ugh, even if you were a pre-merger the first time, I wanted to include you because you're one of my three besties on this site, but you didn't improve much. At least you made the jury this time. PureEssence - If it's any consolation, you got done in because Marquis saved Rain with an idol. You were an amazing player both times, so if you had to go, at least it was thanks to a huge idol play. Rain - It took not one, but TWO idols to take you out thanks to Nora and Maddie, so really you and PureEssence both should feel proud that it took idols to take you both out of the game. JACK_O_LANTERN - Haha, my Colton Cumbie! First you get medevaced your first time, and then you have a meltdown and quit the game your second time! I'm honestly not even mad; this was such a hilarious two-season run that I'm all for it. Maddie - With Rain getting idoled out and JACK_O_LANTERN quitting the game, you and your final two villain friends really had no place left to run. So, you did the best you could. Dreamfyre - And the first winner goes down. You and Sin both lasting until the final 8 was quite an accomplishment, I must say. Alas, you were finally seen as too much of a threat to keep around. SpaceLab - The last villain standing. At least you weren't as hilariously awful as you were your first time, but honestly that kinda took away from some of your hilarity factor. PadamPadam - The first one in the finale to fall. Hey, at least you got all your fellow heroes to the end, and you still played just as strongly as you did your first time, so nothing to be ashamed of. Nora - Robbed final 5 goddess. Other than two early episodes where you kinda lost your head, you were just as heroic and lovely as you were the first time, Nora. You played a fantastic game. Marquis - You played one hell of a chaotic game. Again, as I've said before, you REALLY don't strike me as a hero. But, whatever you are, you sure made up for your flop of a first game. Amazing work. Sin - I honestly was wondering if you were about to become my Sandra Diaz-Twine...after only three seasons! But, apparently you went from surefire winner to final 3 goat. It happens to the best of us. Still, 1st and 3rd in your two games is phenomenal and you sure are one badass admin. Cray - Well, good news and bad news. The good news is you didn't FIND an idol to waste this time...AND you didn't get a single vote cast against you all game! The bad news...you fell one vote shy of beating GuiltyAsSin. So not sure if you feel proud of yourself or not, but I thought you were great. GuiltyAsSin - Congratulations! I can't believe one of my three besties on this site ACTUALLY managed to win! I didn't do anything to alter the stats, either; you did this all on your own without any influence from me. I'm very proud of you. And, you stayed true to your hero mantle: not a single negative-toned episode from you. SEASON LINK: https://brantsteele.com/survivor/31/r.php?c=oycWYFpQ COMING UP NEXT: Hall Of Fame Kovaze players get their turn to test their greatness.

HEROES: Cray GuiltyAsSin Joneduardo Marquis Nora Otter_2401 PadamPadam PureEssence Sin @Sobriquet VILLAINS: Bosslady Dreamfyre Envious JACK_O_LANTERN Jdaddy Maddie Melodrama Mochalatte Rain SpaceLab Here will be my all-star cast of 10 notable heroes and 10 notable villains. Granted some of these choices are purely because they actually bothered to check out the results and comment, which I appreciate and wanted to give them a spot over those who DIDN'T comment or pay attention. And two of the people were medical evacuations that went out pre-merge. And I also didn't have enough room for a few people who I DID want to include, like AntonB, Ralts023, Space, Broncosrule1999, @Bomberv, and mattychamps, but I'm not using Australian Survivor seasons (they're fun, but WAY too long and too much work), so 20 is all I can fit. So consider these six as the 'final cuts' you hear about every all-star season. Anyway, who will triumph in this all-star season between 10 great heroes and 10 great villains? Will the obvious happen and we see a villain win (as always happens with real life heroes vs. villains seasons)? Will a hero actually rise to the top? Will the two medevacs redeem themselves or just be a Caleb Reynolds? Find out soon!

Thank you, my rotten, hated enemies of Kovaze, for partaking in my villainous season! This was quite a ride. I'll even unblock you 20 so you can comment, if you see fit...even if I may regret doing such a thing. 1. @Bomberv 2. Bosslady 3. broncosrule1999 4. Budweiser 5. Dreamfyre 6. Envious 7. GabCo 8. JACK_O_LANTERN 9. Jdaddy 10. Maddie 11. mattychamps 12. Melodrama 13. Miami 14. Mochalatte 15. MotherFart 16. Rain 17. Runaways 18. SirVivor 19. @Socks 20. SpaceLab OVERALL THOUGHTS: Well...until the final 3, this was living up to be an amazing season, not gonna lie. We have three medical evacuations (and I didn't even put it on the harshest difficulty), two rock draws, a few successful idol plays...what a season! But, unfortunately, the three big players in the finale went out 6th, 5th, and 4th, leaving us with a dud final 3 and a weak winner, which was very frustrating. Still, leading up to that, a lot of fun happened. First off, I do feel bad about JACK_O_LANTERN being taken out immediately due to an injury, since they actually seemed happy to be here, so villain or not, I felt bad for them. Miami going out in a rock draw because his tribe couldn't agree on how to eliminate was hilarious and so deserving. Runaways and Jdaddy both going out to injuries was also amusing, considering how vicious I know they are; just goes to show you really shouldn't go so hard sometimes. @Bomberv once again goes pre-merge and pre-jury, just like they did in Australian Survivor Redemption, so...maybe they aren't cut out to be in ANY form of Survivor, sadly. MotherFart has a small edit in their boot episode because they literally got taken out surprisingly out of nowhere due to all the chaos that unfolded at tribal, which was hilarious. Much like PureEssence, I really feel like Bosslady was my star player of the season (other than, sickeningly, someone else I'll bring up in a moment), so them going out broke my heart...and, surprise surprise, they weren't a villain at all, so they really didn't belong on the cast. SpaceLab, the evil version of Space, ended up playing the exact same game; apparently having 'Space' in your name just makes you a psychopath nobody likes. Then, in the finale...quite possibly three of my MOST hated enemies on this site (Mochalatte, Rain, Melodrama) were the biggest players left...and yes, it sickens me to admit, but I was rooting for one of them to win...especially Rain. Rain really was the costar of the season alongside Bosslady with all the work they put in, so it SUCKED seeing them go down. The fact I was left with only Melodrama to root for at the final 4 is one cruel twist of fate, but then, almost like the real dude did to me in a Race game, it's like his simulation counterpart KNEW I was rooting for him so he just randomly left his alliance and pretty much allowed himself to be stupidly voted out in 4th, just to make sure I couldn't be happy. Classic Melodrama; real or fake, he's always a dick. And...yeah, the final 3 was just not good. Arguably broncosrule1999 and @SurVivor both did some notable things during the game, but...they just weren't that fun to root for. And then Dreamfyre winning it all...UGH. It's like I said; either mattychamps ruins things, or his cronies do...and low and behold, one of his cronies ruined the season. Should've seen it coming. So, not all that thrilled with the ending, but...it was entertaining for the most part. LINK TO SEASON: https://brantsteele.com/survivor/34/r.php?c=UkKeexTS

1. @Bomberv 2. Bosslady 3. broncosrule1999 4. Budweiser 5. Dreamfyre 6. Envious 7. GabCo 8. JACK_O_LANTERN 9. Jdaddy 10. Maddie 11. mattychamps 12. Melodrama 13. Miami 14. Mochalatte 15. MotherFart 16. Rain 17. Runaways 18. SirVivor 19. @Socks 20. SpaceLab And thus we have our cast of 20 awful villains from Kovaze that the underworld would be proud of. Well, maybe not Bosslady, since I genuinely like them and don't see them as villainous, but since they continue to pester me and beg to be involved...and my actual 20th player, Ryleigh, has been gone for over 2 months and thus is pointless to use...I went ahead and put them in to make them happy. Just consider Bosslady your Kelley Wentworth for the season. Anyway, these 19 horrible people and 1 kindhearted Tailslover13 fan will now partake in Underworld Of Villains, season 2 of Tailslover13 Kovaze Survivor! The toxicity will surely be off the charts! Which heart of blackness and evil will rise to the top to be crowned evilest of all? We'll find out soon enough!

So actually writing out long descriptions for each and every episode would actually be a lot more work than I actually wanted to do; just making the Edgic was enough work as it was. So, I'll just post the link to the BrantSteele and anybody who WANTS to check out what exactly happened can do so. But, without further ado, here is how season 1 of Tailslover13 Kovaze Survivor, Heroes Paradise, ended up going: Thank you to my wonderful cast of 'heroes' (most of whom turned out to be anything but): 1. AntonB 2. BradT50 3. @Charlitos 4. Cray 5. Goomybear 6. GuiltyAsSin 7. Joneduardo 8. JTee 9. Marquis 10. NaughtyNacho 11. NickGQc 12. Nora 13. Otter_2401 14. PadamPadam 15. PureEssence 16. Ralts023 17. Sin 18. @sobriquet 19. Space 20. Spikedcurley OVERALL THOUGHTS: No, I didn't rig anything; as shocking as the winner is...that's actually who won. It's like it was meant to be, am I right? I didn't touch any of the stats. While I was tempted to fiddle with the social skills to make you guys fight more, or fiddle with the challenge stats or strategic prowess...doing any of that would just make things unbalanced and unfair. So, it was all left alone (including the relationships). And...we still got the shocking winner we did. Make sure to check out episode 11 for sure; that one had one of the most shocking tribal councils ever, leading to a brutal, surprising blindside. Losing @Charlitos, Marquis, and Otter_2401 back-to-back-to-back was brutal pre-jury. Space was hilarious; apparently nobody liked him and he kept pissing everybody off, so seeing him make jury was awesome. Cray was our typical red herring winner; he was looking really good but then got cut early jury. @Sobriquet, again, went out in one of the most legendary ways imaginable. PureEssence might be my player of the season; I was heartbroken when they went out in one of the typical fallen angel spots (6th place, right before the finale). The overall final 3 was solid; Ralts023 was really quiet before the jury, but once it begun they turned into a whole new person...PadamPadam was your usual flawed runner-up with a chaotic game, and Sin was simply masterminding from the start and hiding in plain sight and nobody was none the wiser. This was a solid beginning to my series. I'm sure my dear villains will make things even more hilarious next time. LINK TO SEASON: https://brantsteele.com/survivor/20/r.php?c=7IUwTTkT

A major thank you to @melanie, brookie, and @sobriquet for telling me how to actually make an image appear on my blog! And, screw it, I'll throw in @NotNicky333 as well since, even though they taunted me for blocking them and claimed they WOULD'VE helped me if I hadn't and then proceeded to wish I NEVER figured it out, they still at least ACKNOWLEDGED me. So, thank you four!

Can someone please help me with this? How do you get screenshots, or saved pictures from your computer, or pictures on other places online, and so on and so forth...to appear on your blogs? And I don't just mean by their links; I mean actually making them appear on here for you to see when you click on the blog.

1. AntonB 2. BradT50 3. @Charlitos 4. Cray 5. Goomybear 6. GuiltyAsSin 7. Joneduardo 8. JTee 9. Marquis 10. NaughtyNacho 11. NickGQc 12. Nora 13. Otter_2401 14. PadamPadam 15. PureEssence 16. Ralts023 17. Sin 18. @sobriquet 19. Space 20. Spikedcurley https://imgtree.co/i/FFyJGZg2 And thus we have our cast of 20 heroes! Hopefully it's actually an interesting season and it isn't just run by a dominant alliance and all the 'favorites' go home early. Fingers crossed!

VILLAINS UNDER CONSIDERATION @Bomberv (Apparently Tez from the awful Australian Survivor Redemption season…cool to have them here, but…they’re a LOT) broncosrule1999 (Allows more powerful, richer people to win over their loyal, honest friends with far less to show) Budweiser (Voted me out in a Hysteria when it was 100% the wrong move…plus alcohol is bad) Dreamfyre (A crony to mattychamps who likes to act like an angel, when really they’re a devil on the inside) Envious (Pompous, arrogant snob who loves to flaunt his greatness and belittle those less than him) GabCo (Two-faced creep who loves to enjoys being fake and stabbing people in the back for his own gain) HarryP (Has no problem bashing someone and kicking them when they’re down, acting like he’s so great) JACK_O_LANTERN (Psycho who acts like a homing missile when they decide to go nuclear with their vengeance) Jdaddy (Cocky dude who acts high and mighty, almost like a righthand man to Melodrama and Envious) Maddie (Vicious Karen who randomly attacks and insults people out of the blue, for little to no reason) mattychamps (Fake fool who loves to get his cronies to gang up on people in games and use them as tools) Melodrama (Not enough space for me to properly convey how evil this human being truly is; even Hazbin Hotel wouldn’t want him) Miami (Casual villain who frustratingly exerts his dominance and power in every game he plays) Mochalatte (Evil person who thinks telling people to kill themselves and personally insulting them is ‘just a joke’) MotherFart (Has backstabbed me in every single Hysteria game, while acting like a victim every single time) Rain (True psychopath who acts both drunk and high most of the time, and loves to backstab more than breathing) Runaways (Ruins every single Arena game by always being great at everything and never helping me out) Ryleigh (Took a page out of the book of Dreamfyre on how to act innocent and sweet while being devilishly rotten) SirVivor (Classic hypocrite who partakes in name-calling, nasty games, while bashing others who do light name-calling) @Socks (Little imp that loves to mock and laugh at others that are getting bullied, being part of the evil crowd) SpaceLab (Fake friend who used me all the way to the final 4 in my only Outcasted game before backstabbing me) TrueBlood (Honestly can’t remember what they did, but if they’re a villain to me, it was clearly bad) VenusVafa (Anyone with the name ‘Venus’ is always villainous and vicious, and not in the fun way) vitaminpiggy (Calls me ‘weird’ for being sad Otter_2401 left an Arena game instead of them and acted pissy) Wankster5 (Bumbling villain who is more comedic than they are threatening, but they always target me) Just like the heroes, here are 25 villains. I'm sure there are MANY more than just these that I've listed, and I'm sure you guys will laugh at some of the reasons I put, but...hey, they're villains to ME! Some or all of them might be heroes to YOU, but not to me. So, the 20 villains for Underworld Of Villains will likely come from this cast! Now to pick my 20 for Heroes Paradise and 20 for Underworld Of Villains! Wish me luck!

HEROES UNDER CONSIDERATION AntonB (Allowed me to win my first-ever Race and was a lovely, considerate partner) @aries (Graciously used their in-site money to give me a gift just because I was nominated) Arik (Pretty much the only one who wasn’t a two-faced creep in my one and only Outcasted game on here) BradT50 (A ‘longtime’ friend of mine on the site who has always had my back in every game) @Charlitos (A gentle and considerate soul who actually seems to like my company) Cray (Congratulated me when I won a Race, which is enough to get my appreciation) Goomybear (Kinda shady, but…I THINK they’ve always had good intentions towards me, so sure) GuiltyAsSin (One of the three people who liked me enough to add me as a friend on here) Hare (Kinda aggressive, and while a self-proclaimed villain, he always seems to have my back) Joneduardo (A lovable goofball who seems enjoyable to be around) JTee (Allowed me to win my third-ever Race, and didn’t mind how much I sucked) Marquis (Tried to create a monopoly on Arena by forcing people to play Endurance…wait…) NaughtyNacho (Allowed me to win my second-ever Race, and was a fantastic partner) Nebula (Gave me my crown the first week I was here, which was very nice of them) NickGQc (An actual loyal player who has never stabbed me in the back when playing Hysteria) Nora (One of the three people who liked me enough to add me as a friend on here) Otter_2401 (One of the three people who liked me enough to add me as a friend on here) PadamPadam (Remembers me from my Tengaged days, and DIDN’T have bad things to say about me) PureEssence (Demanded to be included when hearing about the idea, which is awesome) Ralts023 (The Ralts family is super cute, and powerful, so they have my respect for that) Sin (They created the website we’re all using and refuse to put it behind a paywall) @sobriquet (Typically is always nice and kind to me in any game I show up with them in, and gave me a gift) Space (Purposely threw a Race to teach Miami a lesson for his behavior, which I fully respect and love) Speari (Memorable Race partner who treated me with respect and kindness) Spikedcurley (Random dude who seemed interested, so that’s good enough for me) So this is 25 people. Again, I’m only trying to pick people I’m at least familiar with, so if you’re thinking of someone I’m not…well, it’s likely because I just don’t know them. Anyway, I think my Heroes Paradise cast will be comprised of 20 from these kings/queens!

I'm not the best at the games here, and I'm not a designer, either. What I AM is creative in other ways, like writing. So...I think I'm gonna start a series on here using everyone's favorite online simulation device: BrantSteele. I'm going to be using Kovaze users and putting them into Survivor seasons, and posting the results in blogs here! I'll also make Edgics (hopefully all of you know what those are; if you're on a site meant to simulate reality games, I would HOPE you know what these are), just as an added bonus! Don't worry, I'll handle all the hard work; all you guys have to do is read what I post and comment on it (if you want to). Here are the first three seasons of TKS I will do: TKS Heroes Paradise TKS Underworld Of Villains TKS Heroes Vs. Villains Season 1 will feature 20 players on Kovaze that I, personally, feel are heroic (again, in MY opinion). Season 2 will feature 20 players on Kovaze I, personally, feel are villainous (yet again, it's MY opinion). And then season 3 will already be an all-star season, featuring the 10 best heroes and 10 best villains to go against each other! Sound like fun? So, now it's time to pick out my casts...

Congratulations to JTee and Tailslover13, you have won The Race! Team 1 - JTee & Tailslover13: 2802 Team 6 - Cray & Melodrama: 2430 First was the legendary AntonB who carried me to a win. Then it was the nice NaughtyNacho who helped. This time? It was the powerhouse JTee who carried my worthless ass across the finish line. The fact I even beat my archnemesis, Melodrama, blew my mind. JTee intimidated me at first, since anybody in the top 100 on the site (in terms of points) having to deal with a worthless loser like ME...well, that's not a good feeling. I don't like bringing people down and having them witness my awful scores compared to theirs. But JTee was patient with me, he was understanding, he was very smart, and good lord his scores were awesome! I did the best I could, but I owe my 3rd win all to him! So thank you, JTee, for helping me get my third-ever Race win! I mean, compared to Melodrama having over 100 Race wins, this is kinda meaningless in the grand scheme of things. But, for ME? It's very worthwhile and means a lot. Everything I get that goes my way, no matter how simple or small, means the world to me. Oh, and shoutout to Cray for making final 2 and being a part of my third win, @Charlitos for just being a cool dude, Otter_2401 for being a lovely human being as always, PureEssence for being a delight, and AntonB and Joneduardo both being robbed but their sacrifices allowing me to succeed in their place. This has been a good night!

So...going through a lot of misery (which is the norm for my life). I've been trying to starve myself because I hate how ugly I am in real life, and while that's been going on...lots of miserable stuff going on around me that I'll keep private. Let's just say...it involves lots of sobbing, lots of 'wanting to just give up' and 'unable to keep going on', lots of asking God why, and...more. It's beyond stressful. I know everyone has their own stuff they deal with, but...until you walk a mile in my shoes, you have NO idea what true stress and misery really is. But, I say all that...to now say something funny and hopefully get a laugh out of some people (if not myself). So, certain enemies I have on this site (such as Melodrama) have a very odd insult that they love to say about me: I'm AI. No, seriously. I've seen several weirdos on here call me AI, or claim that I 'use ChatGPT to write everything that I do on here'. It's one of the dumbest, most bizarre, most hilarious things I've ever seen. I'm guessing it's because...I'm, like, one of the few people that writes a lot? And apparently you're only 'supposed' to write short sentences, with no punctuation, bad grammar, and poor spelling, and saying anything with 'big paragraphs' means you're clearly AI or using ChatGPT or you're just a loser for 'taking things too seriously'. Who would've thought that just...writing...is seen as so threatening to many clowns? I've had this happen to me on Discord, too, when I used to be a part of certain other groups. Because I like to actually give more in-depth thoughts and details when I say something, and I use proper punctuation and grammar, it 'scares' people. I legit have had people tell me that they're 'scared' of me because of how well I type and how much I DO type. People are scared of intelligence. That's the day and age we live in, folks! The fact I'm writing a blog with 3 paragraphs makes ME the loser, while someone who writes a blog post with three or four lowercase words and a bunch of dumb emojis is the 'cool' one. Seriously, with all the pain I'm going through, this just makes me laugh my head off. For the record, I'm not a stupid AI, and I don't use ChatGPT for ANYTHING; everything I write or choose to say is from my own mind and heart. If you don't believe me...well, you're an idiot, and you probably need to stop caring about what a single, worthless human being like me has to say. Also, I would actually have to TRY to type like a lot of people on the internet. It legit is harder for me to write illiterately than it is otherwise. Plus...I'm a writer. I've actually attempted to get books published in the past (didn't succeed, but I at least tried). I've written books with 300 pages, single-spaced. This is just the type of person I am. So by all means keep hating me because I just like to talk/write, but all you're doing is embarrassing yourselves when you try to insult me. And, really, it's a compliment in the grand scheme of things. Anyway, for those of you who bothered to read this...whether a friend or a foe...I hope you're having a good day. And I hope to God you're not going through anywhere close to the level of misery and pain I am. Take care of yourselves.

Melodrama Mochalatte While I have issues with quite a few people on this site, these two just need to be called out. Good lord are they insufferable pieces of shit. First, let's do Melodrama. This prick, when I first came onto the site, used me as a number in my first game and promptly backstabbed me. So in my next game when they tried to use me AGAIN and I refused to side with them, they got very offended and took it personally. From that point onward, they pretty much made it their mission to always belittle me, mock me, and make it their sole mission to see me suffer and/or make me lose any game that I happen to frequent with them. They do that obnoxious copy/paste bullshit of copying things I say and pasting it for themselves...which I still don't get what the point is. It's beyond juvenile. Also, when I made the final 2 in Race with this douche as my partner, he intentionally threw, saying "I don't want my 100th win to be with Tailslover13", just going to show how petty of a loser he is. He always belittles and mocks his partners in Race if they aren't up to his standards, he acts like a typical bully you'd see in school, and he's just a scumbag. And then there's Mochalatte. This dumb bitch, out of NOWHERE, threatens me in a game. All I did was make a comment listing off the people currently in the game that I knew. So what does this person say? They tell me to go kill myself in a burning fire, and also dished out a personal insult, too. I understand trash talk and insulting people and getting into fights; that's just human nature (as ugly as it can get). But...this crossed a line. You don't tell someone to go kill themselves in such a detailed, gruesome way...and also personally attack them in the process. Sorry, but that's not okay, so yes I reported them for that. And Sin (or whoever handles the reporting) agreed with them and they got banned for a day. That seemed fair; I wouldn't ban them FULLY, but shit like that isn't cool. And while some people got angry and said "They were obviously joking", I call bullshit. If you're someone okay with joking about shit like that...enjoy. I'm not one of those people. And you can't just expect/demand everybody to just be in your little clique or hivemind or whatever. You can't treat every single person the exact same way and expect them to just 'be okay with it because everyone else is'. We're all the fucking same. We're all individuals. Treat others the way YOU want to be treated. You should've learned this even BEFORE kindergarten! So, anyway, ever since this idiot got unbanned, they just attack me directly in games where I wind up with them. Pathetic. And let it be known I never start any shit with anybody. I try my best to not engage with people whom I know I don't like and won't get along with, but funny enough these two (and several more) have no issues with taking shots at ME and just trying to instigate shit. It's ridiculous. This is a GAME. SITE. It's literally JUST FOR FUN! People can feel how they want to feel about the games and how much effort they put in, because they're just having fun...and they shouldn't have to be treated like muck on the bottom of your shoes if they aren't up to your standards and/or aren't just a zombie that says/acts the same way you do. I can't stand going into games, trying to just have fun and not cause any drama, yet certain people have no issues picking fights with me and then accusing ME of being the problem. Isn't that typical? The one who retaliates is the one who is the 'problem', not the instigators. More shit we all likely should've 'learned' in school (sadly). To those of you out there who are good people, like AntonB, Otter_2401, Nora, GuiltyAsSin, NaughtyNacho, @Sobriquet, Nebula, broncosrule1999, thank you all for making my life not suck so much on here! Thank you for not being a part of the toxicity that exists!

Honestly, I take it as a compliment. I made it to my first final 2 in a Race (since I had no clue they changed it from a final 3), and my partner hates me SO much that they intentionally did not lock in a score in the final challenge when we likely were going to win. So, honestly? Good. The fact they hate me SO strongly means I live rent free in their head and they care more about spiting me than they do winning. It's so hilariously pathetic and juvenile that I can't help but laugh and be honored to be so irrationally hated. Hatred just fuels me. I might rage quit for a while so I don't do something harmful to myself in real life, but I never actually stay down. Haters will never get the better of me. So, for all of you out there who might be hated and get a lot of flack or get bullied a lot, just let it fuel you to keep doing what you're doing. You're doing something right if people just want to hate you and see you be knocked down. As some very 'wise' people once said: "I get knocked down, but I get up again. You're never gonna keep me down!"

Only been here two weeks, but I'm out. Sorry to those who actually care, but I can't take this. Going through the same shit I did with Tengaged, and it reminds me why I fucking quit that site, too. I just wear my heart on my sleeve too much. I open my heart and I try to be TOO nice. I'm no gamer. I don't have a strategic bone in my body. I can't do challenges; I'm not autistic, and I'm not that great at a keyboard or phone, so I can't do things like the rest of you can. I get hurt very, very easily. I'm also so gullible, so people take advantage of me fucking easily and stab me in the back with ease, and then mock me when I don't just automatically forgive them because "lol it's just a game, loser, git gud son and don't take it so seriously". Fucking pathetic. I just...I can't take it. I suck at all the challenges and can't win without someone REALLY good helping me, and I can't win anything on my own due to everything else I already said; even after making final 4 in Survivor, my three 'best friends' all just turn on me and stab me in the back and reveal they just used me as a number and didn't care about me at all. I hate it all. Maybe I should just fucking stop caring about reality shows and all this shit in general. All its brought me is pain and misery. Maybe it's not worth it anymore. But I sure as hell know what isn't worth it: this place. Curiosity killed the cat, though; I went to check up on what Tengaged was up to after 2 years, found this place instead, tried to give it another shot...nope, still the same bullshit. Not worth it. Bye.