Hi, I'm Dr. Ribs Nowzaradan I want to announce Kovaze's new reality show, *My 600-lb Life*. Participants: BRAT Glitter Kimmie muribolt Fran melanie In the program, we will have the support of psychologist Bubba, who will help our girls develop eating disorders in their quest for the perfect body. COMING SOON

https://kovaze.com/blog/169678

Ei galera aqui é a Ribs Quebra-Barraco e estou aqui para anunciar o meu novo reality: VOCÊ TEM RABETÃO? TEM O QUE É PRECISO NO MUNDO DO FUNK? LUCKY LADIES — Season 1 - INSCRIÇÕES ABERTAS! Inspirado no universo do funk e na trajetória de grandes artistas que começaram suas carreiras em grupos antes de conquistarem o sucesso individual, o programa reunirá um grupo de funkeiras em início de carreira dispostas a provar que têm talento, personalidade, presença e potencial para se tornarem a próxima grande estrela. Ao longo da competição, as participantes precisarão criar canções de funk solo e em grupo, enfrentando diferentes desafios e temas propostos pela produção. 👠 Número de competidoras 10 participantes, podendo haver ampliação do elenco conforme o andamento e as necessidades do programa. PRÊMIO: 50 REAIS (OU MAIS) 🎤 AS FASES DA COMPETIÇÃO A estrutura do Lucky Ladies será inspirada na trajetória de artistas como Valesca Popozuda, que iniciaram suas carreiras em grupos e, posteriormente, construíram trajetórias de sucesso como artistas solo. 1. 🔥 FASE DOS BONDES As 10 participantes serão divididas em dois bondes (grupo As Apetitosas e grupo Bonecas Gostosas), cada um formado por cinco integrantes. A cada episódio, os grupos receberão um tema definido pela produção e deverão criar uma música baseada na proposta apresentada. As participantes serão responsáveis pela criação e construção de seus versos, enquanto a equipe do programa ficará responsável pela produção musical da faixa (isso seguirá até o fim da competição) Durante os 2 primeiros episódios, uma participante de cada grupo será eliminada, sendo considerada a competidora com o desempenho mais fraco da semana. Ao final da fase, 6 participantes permanecerão na competição. 2. 💋 FASE DOS FEATS O que seria de uma cantora em início de carreira sem uma parceria de peso? No terceiro episódio, as seis participantes restantes serão divididas em três duplas. Cada dupla deverá trabalhar em conjunto para criar uma música que entregue tudo: atitude, química, personalidade e muito funk. A sinergia entre as participantes será um dos critérios de avaliação. No entanto, ao final do desafio, apenas uma integrante de cada dupla seguirá na competição, enquanto a outra será eliminada. Ao final da fase, teremos as 3 grandes finalistas. 3. 👑 FASE FINAL — CARREIRA SOLO Agora, é cada uma por si. As três finalistas precisarão provar que possuem tudo o que é necessário para sustentar uma carreira solo. Cada participante deverá desenvolver e apresentar uma música individual, demonstrando sua identidade artística, presença e potencial como estrela. No fim, a melhor será coroada a grande vencedora da primeira temporada de Lucky Ladies. 🍀 PLOT TWISTS Nada está garantido no Lucky Ladies. Ao longo da temporada, plot twists, vantagens, mudanças nas regras e surpresas poderão ser introduzidos pela produção para movimentar a competição. Além disso, cada episódio contará com convidadas especiais, que poderão participar dos desafios, oferecer orientações, avaliar performances ou simplesmente causar o caos. 👀 Porque, no Lucky Ladies, talento é importante… mas sorte também pode fazer toda a diferença. 🍀 TE INSCREVE AQUIÃN: https://kovaze.com/group_thread/509 vem pro puteiro vem vem pro puteiroãn...

for the right to explicitly state that Brazilians and Spaniards should have separate sites, without being challenged for saying so.

Suddenly, people are turning into anthropologists and social science experts to define what is and isn't xenophobia... ...when, in the real world, they can't even manage to elect a president who isn't a fascist pedophile—or at least a woman... Who put you in charge of deciding when we should or shouldn't feel offended? Get a grip.

DAY 2: Maris claims to have contracted ocular syphilis after witnessing kimmie's topless. ALL FOR ENGAGEMENT: Bubba and teago take advantage of arianacugrande's body to take pictures. Brat complains about the bad smell coming from arianacugrande's body, even though the body had not even entered a state of decomposition yet. A PROMISE IS A PROMISE: StayC keeps the promise and gives it to everyone. SHE OUTDOES HERSELF EVERY DAY: manyomash outdoes the fact that she ate shit by kissing guib in front of everyone. Leonardo makes a deal with Yemaja for her to record a “spontaneous” video of him confronting Vitor (a fight arranged before the ranch). Gabs invites everyone to a card game, which triggers kimmie and makes her cry. BAIXARIA: Leonardo. context: https://kovaze.com/blog/167051 day 1: https://kovaze.com/blog/167094

Let me tell you something about kimmie. We’ve known each other since the Tengaged Brasil days. My father, whom I had depended on my entire life, suddenly collapsed and died. kimmie has always been one of the most supportive people in my life, always giving me emotional support. To this day, kimmie pays around 30% of my rent... It might sound fake, but honestly, I don’t care what people think. That bitch is the real deal! She knows how to take care of her sisters. Thanks to her, I was able to put my youngest sibling in daycare, because the bitch’s mom owns a very well-known national chain... If there’s anyone who deserves to win, it’s her. She’s the sweetest person on the site...

https://kovaze.com/blog/167094

DAY 1 - HOOKUPS: Just two hours into the show, bubba is seen having sex without a condom with Leonardo, who claims he came inside her. - In search of engagement, manyomash eats shit. That’s literally it. - Leonardo films content with the pigs. - StayC promises to go bareback with every top on the show. - Muribolt and Gabs get into a fight, complete with a chair being thrown. The alleged reason is Muribolt’s supposed elimination from another reality show. - Seong tries to stop manyomash from eating shit. - The first night arrives, and guib debuts his fierce DJ set. - During the party, which goes on from the evening until the early hours of the morning, Kimmie rips off her bra, prompting half of the other contestants to decide to go to bed early. - Outside the Ranch, internet users express concern about BRAT due to their age and lament that former drag queen Mamma Piggy has come to such a tragic end to their career. - Unaware of everything happening outside the Ranch, BRAT has unprotected sex with everyone. - YAY: ArianaCuGrande dies of natural causes context: https://kovaze.com/blog/167051

Inspired by the trashy reality-pornochanchada of that piece of shit/Brazilian influencer Carlinhos Maia—which gathers a bunch of bottom-feeding Z-list celebs at a ranch where they all scramble desperately for screen time and engagement—I am launching the KOVAZE version. Here are the participants: bubba BRAT Maris Kimmie StayC ArianaCuGrande yemaja muribolt manyomash Gabs Seong Vitor guib teago Gabbes lyanka leonardo and more... Just like Brazil's vulture-like gossip pages, I’ll keep you updated on the goings-on at the ranch. With PHOTOS, if possible. Stay tuned!

Every single day, I’m going to humiliate someone in the in game chat. Things happen in the Discord chat, and nobody finds out a damn thing. Will I look like a crazy woman talking to herself in the middle of town? Yes! But I’m going to deliver something... I promise to ruin my reputation and dignity for the sake of the audience!

I get the impression that whenever a controversy arises in the game, you all band together to eliminate whoever is causing it. It’s pathetic! Can you try not to ruin the fun in a virtual game with your voting? You already ruin the real world when voting for president... Could you manage to be a little more bearable? Imagine being such a buzzkill just to eliminate someone who leaked their own vote and stirred up controversy in the game. Seriously, you guys are such crybabies.

Believe it or not, the matter is serious. I KNOW NO ONE IS GOING TO SIT DOWN AND READ THIS, BUT: Sometimes I stop to think about how Kovaze is a platform that brings together people of various nationalities. Today, I was reading (to the surprise of many) a news story about some controversial statements made by Brazil's First Lady regarding Discord. I got curious about what people from other countries would think of these statements and the topic itself, especially considering how widely Discord is used here. I’m going to translate the news report from G1 (YOU DON'T NEED TO READ THE WHOLE THING): Brazil's First Lady, Janja, made the statements during a ceremony at the Planalto Palace, where President Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva (PT) signed a law into effect that increases penalties for those who commit sexual violence against children and adolescents. ➡️ While advocating for a ban on Discord in the country, Janja cited the case of a 13-year-old girl who was allegedly coerced by a group of teenagers into committing suicide during a broadcast on the platform. "I think we need to take Discord offline immediately. We need to block Discord in Brazil, one way or another. I cannot accept seeing a 13-year-old girl mutilate herself live on the internet—on Discord—hang herself, and die. I cannot tolerate a country like that," the First Lady said. "So, we need to find the legal mechanisms. I wanted to ask our ministers—especially the Attorney General—what tools do we have available?" Janja added. Victor Fernandes, the National Secretary for Digital Rights at the Ministry of Justice, stated that the ministry had identified a systemic failure in Discord's child and adolescent protection mechanisms, noting that there wasn't even an age verification process in place. Subsequently, Jorge Messias, the Attorney General of the Union, requested that the Ministry of Justice forward all information regarding the teenager's case and Discord so that a public civil action could be prepared against the platform. What do you think about this?

you are being racist.

But if you are being racist toward someone, you are being racist.

I'm sorry, but when you say a country has 50% "mixed-race" people, you are indeed being racist. RandyBandy 3 minutes ago 1) its xenophobia* not racism. Brazil is not a singular racial country. almost 50% are considered white the other almost 50% is mixed race. 2) It's not xenophobic to notice and talk about a pattern of premades amongst brazilian users

against Brazilians... people are deplorable