RIBS RANCH

Inspired by the trashy reality-pornochanchada of that piece of shit/Brazilian influencer Carlinhos Maia—which gathers a bunch of bottom-feeding Z-list celebs at a ranch where they all scramble desperately for screen time and engagement—I am launching the KOVAZE version. Here are the participants: bubba BRAT Maris Kimmie StayC ArianaCuGrande yemaja muribolt manyomash Gabs Seong Vitor guib teago Gabbes lyanka leonardo and more... Just like Brazil's vulture-like gossip pages, I’ll keep you updated on the goings-on at the ranch. With PHOTOS, if possible. Stay tuned!