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I HAVE PROOF

Ribs      ❤ -7    ▲0

For those Brazilians who felt like FOOLS—if you’d like, I can share it.

AND WORSE

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there’s a very good chance that BaldishaKatrisha is in the “Best Brazilians” group and YOU aren’t. https://kovaze.com/blog/197572

TO THE BRAZILIAN KOVAZE COMMUNITY

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A few days ago, I was contacted by Kimmie. She told me they were creating a group with only the “BEST BRAZILIANS” on Kovaze. She asked me not to reveal ANYTHING about this group. Yes, I have proof. As it turns out, just like many other Brazilians on this site, I was EXCLUDED. Yes. We've been friends for over 15 years, but apparently, she thought it was appropriate to leave me out because I don't represent the Brazilian elite of Kovaze! So, I want to look every single one of you in the eyes and say: WE ALL MATTER, WE ARE ALL THE BEST. NEVER let anyone tell you otherwise. I love you all.

Do you know those days when you wake up and, for a few seconds, forget all your problems? Those few seconds when the world feels normal, until your mind remembers everything and the weight comes crashing down on your chest again? That was how I felt every single day. I smiled whenever someone looked at me, made jokes to keep my friends from worrying, and said I was fine whenever my family asked how I was doing. I had learned to lie so well that sometimes, even I pretended to believe it. But when night came and I was alone in my room, the silence seemed to scream everything I had spent the entire day trying to hide. I felt like a burden. An insignificant presence in people's lives. I thought that if I simply disappeared, maybe the world would keep turning without even noticing I was gone. And the worst part wasn't feeling all of that. The worst part was not being able to explain it. How could I tell people I was tired of existing without making them feel guilty? How could I ask for help when I couldn't even understand what I needed? So I stayed silent. Days passed. Then weeks. I stopped replying to messages, turned down invitations, and began distancing myself from even the people I loved most. Not because I stopped caring about them, but because I started believing they deserved someone better than me. Until one particularly difficult night, I wrote a message. It wasn't long. It had no beautiful words or elaborate explanations. Just a few sentences about how I felt, everything I had been unable to say, and how much I wished I had been able to ask for help sooner. I stared at that message for a long time. For the first time, I didn't try to appear strong. I didn't write that everything was fine. I didn't hide my sadness behind a joke. I was simply honest. And before I could delete everything again, I sent the message to the person I trusted most. Then I put my phone aside and cried. I cried for everything I had lost, everything I had felt, and every time someone had asked if I was okay and I had answered yes. I cried because, deep down, I didn't want anyone to miss me after I was gone. I wanted someone to notice that I was suffering now. The next morning, I woke up to a notification. It was a reply. With trembling hands, I opened the conversation. The first sentence read: "I didn't know you were going through all of this." I kept reading. "I'm sorry I didn't notice sooner. I don't have all the answers, and I might not know exactly what to say, but I don't want you to go through this alone. Call me. Let's talk, even if it takes hours." I stopped reading. For the first time in a long while, I felt that maybe there was still something worth waiting for. It wasn't a magical cure. The sadness didn't disappear in that instant, and my problems didn't cease to exist. But that day, I didn't have to pretend I was okay. And sometimes, all someone needs to keep trying is to discover that they can show their pain without being abandoned for it. ... But wait a second. Were you worried about me? Did you feel that tightness in your chest while reading? Did you think about how terrible it would be if someone close to you were going through all of this without you ever noticing? See? Ever thought about what if this story were true? What if, while you're reading this, someone you love is smiling right in front of you, answering "I'm fine" and silently waiting for someone to ask one more time? You may never know how much weight a person is carrying just by looking at them. So, the next time someone says they're fine, listen. The next time someone pulls away, try to find out why. And if you're the one who's not okay, remember that you don't have to reach your breaking point to deserve help.

#NOMOREGAMBLINGATKOVAZE

Ribs      ❤ 15    ▲0

The "Grabber" needs to end; it is destroying numerous families and leaving people extremely vulnerable.

In this case, if KOVAZE wants to remain accessible on the Brazilian internet, it will have to take the “Grabber” offline within 24 hours, since it is considered a form of gambling.

our celebs 12 winner

Ribs      ❤ 17    ▲2

tezu we love you

Congrats!

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Lennin157_, congratulations. You managed to turn loyalty into a punchline and betrayal into your entire personality. No reason. No strategy. No benefit. Just betrayal for the sake of betrayal. And that's what makes it almost fascinating. You didn't betray me because you had to. You didn't betray me because it was your only move. You betrayed me because, apparently, watching your own game burn sounded more entertaining than having an actual plan. A snake usually bites because it feels threatened. You bit because you were bored. I gave you loyalty. You gave me a reason to never trust you again. I gave you an ally. You created an enemy. And the funniest part? You didn't outplay me. You exposed yourself. There's a difference between being ruthless and being reckless. Between making a move and making a mistake. Between becoming the villain of the story and simply becoming someone nobody wants standing behind them. So enjoy your little moment, Lennin157_. Because betrayal can win you a round. But a reputation follows you into every single one after it. You wanted a plot twist? Congratulations. Now I'm the consequence.

Ei galera aqui é a Ribs Quebra-Barraco e estou aqui para anunciar o meu novo reality: VOCÊ TEM RABETÃO? TEM O QUE É PRECISO NO MUNDO DO FUNK? LUCKY LADIES — Season 1 - INSCRIÇÕES ABERTAS! Inspirado no universo do funk e na trajetória de grandes artistas que começaram suas carreiras em grupos antes de conquistarem o sucesso individual, o programa reunirá um grupo de funkeiras em início de carreira dispostas a provar que têm talento, personalidade, presença e potencial para se tornarem a próxima grande estrela. Ao longo da competição, as participantes precisarão criar canções de funk solo e em grupo, enfrentando diferentes desafios e temas propostos pela produção. 👠 Número de competidoras 10 participantes, podendo haver ampliação do elenco conforme o andamento e as necessidades do programa. PRÊMIO: 50 REAIS (OU MAIS) 🎤 AS FASES DA COMPETIÇÃO A estrutura do Lucky Ladies será inspirada na trajetória de artistas como Valesca Popozuda, que iniciaram suas carreiras em grupos e, posteriormente, construíram trajetórias de sucesso como artistas solo. 1. 🔥 FASE DOS BONDES As 10 participantes serão divididas em dois bondes (grupo As Apetitosas e grupo Bonecas Gostosas), cada um formado por cinco integrantes. A cada episódio, os grupos receberão um tema definido pela produção e deverão criar uma música baseada na proposta apresentada. As participantes serão responsáveis pela criação e construção de seus versos, enquanto a equipe do programa ficará responsável pela produção musical da faixa (isso seguirá até o fim da competição) Durante os 2 primeiros episódios, uma participante de cada grupo será eliminada, sendo considerada a competidora com o desempenho mais fraco da semana. Ao final da fase, 6 participantes permanecerão na competição. 2. 💋 FASE DOS FEATS O que seria de uma cantora em início de carreira sem uma parceria de peso? No terceiro episódio, as seis participantes restantes serão divididas em três duplas. Cada dupla deverá trabalhar em conjunto para criar uma música que entregue tudo: atitude, química, personalidade e muito funk. A sinergia entre as participantes será um dos critérios de avaliação. No entanto, ao final do desafio, apenas uma integrante de cada dupla seguirá na competição, enquanto a outra será eliminada. Ao final da fase, teremos as 3 grandes finalistas. 3. 👑 FASE FINAL — CARREIRA SOLO Agora, é cada uma por si. As três finalistas precisarão provar que possuem tudo o que é necessário para sustentar uma carreira solo. Cada participante deverá desenvolver e apresentar uma música individual, demonstrando sua identidade artística, presença e potencial como estrela. No fim, a melhor será coroada a grande vencedora da primeira temporada de Lucky Ladies. 🍀 PLOT TWISTS Nada está garantido no Lucky Ladies. Ao longo da temporada, plot twists, vantagens, mudanças nas regras e surpresas poderão ser introduzidos pela produção para movimentar a competição. Além disso, cada episódio contará com convidadas especiais, que poderão participar dos desafios, oferecer orientações, avaliar performances ou simplesmente causar o caos. 👀 Porque, no Lucky Ladies, talento é importante… mas sorte também pode fazer toda a diferença. 🍀 TE INSCREVE AQUIÃN: https://kovaze.com/group_thread/509 vem pro puteiro vem vem pro puteiroãn...

It's funny

Ribs      ❤ -16    ▲1

Suddenly, people are turning into anthropologists and social science experts to define what is and isn't xenophobia... ...when, in the real world, they can't even manage to elect a president who isn't a fascist pedophile—or at least a woman... Who put you in charge of deciding when we should or shouldn't feel offended? Get a grip.

I am a man now

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#2 UPDATE - RANCHO DO RIBS

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DAY 2: Maris claims to have contracted ocular syphilis after witnessing kimmie's topless. ALL FOR ENGAGEMENT: Bubba and teago take advantage of arianacugrande's body to take pictures. Brat complains about the bad smell coming from arianacugrande's body, even though the body had not even entered a state of decomposition yet. A PROMISE IS A PROMISE: StayC keeps the promise and gives it to everyone. SHE OUTDOES HERSELF EVERY DAY: manyomash outdoes the fact that she ate shit by kissing guib in front of everyone. Leonardo makes a deal with Yemaja for her to record a “spontaneous” video of him confronting Vitor (a fight arranged before the ranch). Gabs invites everyone to a card game, which triggers kimmie and makes her cry. BAIXARIA: Leonardo. context: https://kovaze.com/blog/167051 day 1: https://kovaze.com/blog/167094

save kimmie ♡

Ribs      ❤ 28    ▲4

Let me tell you something about kimmie. We’ve known each other since the Tengaged Brasil days. My father, whom I had depended on my entire life, suddenly collapsed and died. kimmie has always been one of the most supportive people in my life, always giving me emotional support. To this day, kimmie pays around 30% of my rent... It might sound fake, but honestly, I don’t care what people think. That bitch is the real deal! She knows how to take care of her sisters. Thanks to her, I was able to put my youngest sibling in daycare, because the bitch’s mom owns a very well-known national chain... If there’s anyone who deserves to win, it’s her. She’s the sweetest person on the site...

#1 UPDATE - RANCHO DO RIBS

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DAY 1 - HOOKUPS: Just two hours into the show, bubba is seen having sex without a condom with Leonardo, who claims he came inside her. - In search of engagement, manyomash eats shit. That’s literally it. - Leonardo films content with the pigs. - StayC promises to go bareback with every top on the show. - Muribolt and Gabs get into a fight, complete with a chair being thrown. The alleged reason is Muribolt’s supposed elimination from another reality show. - Seong tries to stop manyomash from eating shit. - The first night arrives, and guib debuts his fierce DJ set. - During the party, which goes on from the evening until the early hours of the morning, Kimmie rips off her bra, prompting half of the other contestants to decide to go to bed early. - Outside the Ranch, internet users express concern about BRAT due to their age and lament that former drag queen Mamma Piggy has come to such a tragic end to their career. - Unaware of everything happening outside the Ranch, BRAT has unprotected sex with everyone. - YAY: ArianaCuGrande dies of natural causes context: https://kovaze.com/blog/167051

when I finally get into Celebs

Ribs      ❤ 64    ▲2

Every single day, I’m going to humiliate someone in the in game chat. Things happen in the Discord chat, and nobody finds out a damn thing. Will I look like a crazy woman talking to herself in the middle of town? Yes! But I’m going to deliver something... I promise to ruin my reputation and dignity for the sake of the audience!

I get the impression that whenever a controversy arises in the game, you all band together to eliminate whoever is causing it. It’s pathetic! Can you try not to ruin the fun in a virtual game with your voting? You already ruin the real world when voting for president... Could you manage to be a little more bearable? Imagine being such a buzzkill just to eliminate someone who leaked their own vote and stirred up controversy in the game. Seriously, you guys are such crybabies.

;-;

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