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So good to be back I learned my lesson and won’t mess up my second chance. I am sorry to those I’ve disappointed and let down. I can only hope in time u will forgive me
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MikeRORO, you are pushing 30 years old and you are attacking people on this random ass website that one really gives a fuck about. Grow a back bone, oh wait you can't because henny thats your biggest bone fatass bitch.
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WE LOST A REAL ONE Y'ALL. Anna has been tragically been taken way too soon. She did say her AIDs was flaring up and she would be dead soon. RIP HORSE GIRL, GONE TOO SOON, YOU NEIGHED YOUR WAY INTO MY HEART Fly high, sweet pony. 🐴
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Wanna explore theo's red corner? I am ready to get thog wild.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/JezzBall But a version of this would be a cool mini-game. The new archery game kind of reminded me of it with the bouncing balls and the clicking aspect. Other fun games from that game pack were SkiFree, Chip's Challenge, Pipe Dream, and Rodent's Revenge - a literal game of cat and mouse. If Sin needed any additional unsolicited game ideas from me.
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Somebody give Tryphena a third eye. She has waited almost a year and still can't see out of her pineal gland. She has waited long enough.
You simply click rock, paper, or scissors. So does your opponents. Paper covers rock, rock breaks scissors, and scissors cuts paper. That's it.
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U will see the bigger picture
Destroying your kid's Christmas gift over playing Kovaze is WILD. Slamming the kid's laptop on the ground in a fit of rage? And then brag about it on the blog page? Unhinged. Out of line doesn't begin to cover it. I am so sorry about your laptop KrisStory. You didn't deserve that at all. So sorry you have to deal with this.
Only took 10 months, but I did it. Got second place though. 3-4 against someone great. Perhaps someday I'll get my first win too! thank you to the lovely players and the inactives for disappearing to give me a better chance in the game.
Called Wovaze. No men allowed. Not even on staff. Replace the island background with pink sequins and bad 2005 myspace glitter text. Us wovazers on Kovaze needs a safer space where we can feel at ease. It will be run by the second hottest woman on the site, bim. -insert gif- (Cherry is far too busy to run Wovaze, she has to bring home the bacon for me and the kids) ---------- Quotes from the live feeds (potential spoilers): "There was two years of high school I had perfect attendance." - Mallory. "Ew" - Melody Melody's mom let her play hooky, Mallory's mom made her just go. Feeds cut. Well fuck.
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https://kovaze.com/auctions.php I understood why it was removed at the time, since designs weren't very heavily owned and lots of people were just troll uploading the default designs. But now that we're wrapping up the first season, it would be sweet if the auction returned, so people can auction off their own designs they no longer want and someone not as blessed with be able to get their design at a discount compared to what they would have paid in the overpriced shops. People have enough designs now where they are likely to part with quality designs by the time i finished writing this blog i wanted to exit out and not hit post because why tf do i care, especially this early in the morning. but since the auction is there, let's bring her back.