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There are 76 in total. It didn't kill any of them, but it was the only survivor of the apocalypse. It dances and twists balloon animals but there is no one left to entertain so it must perform for itself. It swears one of the corpses has a smile on its face which wasn't there before, and the face is the face of AngieKStan, but then it disappears and the face looks like someone else and is no longer smiling. Are there hallucinations after the world ends or does insanity end with it? Perhaps it is a dream. Perhaps all of life is a nightmare we have not yet awakened from and we just don't know it.

The most hated entity alive

Clown      ❤ 11    ▲0

The biggest party in the world will not take place on New Year's Eve. It will take place on the day the clown finally passes away. Society will dance and will know what world peace feels like, if only for a moment. While another entity will eventually take its place, it will always pale in comparison to the clown. The world has never seen such a level of disgust and evil and never will again. Most people didn't realize they could hate something so much until the clown was born. The feelings grew along with the baby.

Kill the degenerate reptilian

Clown      ❤ 41    ▲1

Clown looks like a human in clown makeup but is really a reptile disguised as a human disguised as a clown. You can see the eyes of the reptilian and the fangs for half a second if you look very closely. The disguise glitches because your reality can barely handle it. But if your reality cannot contain the beast, then the beast will contain your souls.

Clown is a cancerous growth

Clown      ❤ 10    ▲0

It must be cut off for your well being and survival. Look at how the Outcasted tribe kept losing time and time again until their revelation that Clown was a monstrosity that had to be destroyed. When they were able to rid themselves of him like the disease he has always been, they were able to thrive and won for the day. Do not cut him open for his blood is destructive. Just bury him deep within the Earth in a lead coffin and never think about the evil creature again.

He wants to force you into cannibalism. As you cry over the idea of eating human flesh he will dance for you and twist a balloon animal so you will be able to laugh again. Yet laughter cannot consume you enough so that the flesh falls from your mouth. Just enough to forget what you are doing.

What if we are already dead?

Clown      ❤ 15    ▲0

What if this is nothing but a dream from a coffin in the ground, for what is death but permanent sleep? Since this sleep is pemanent, perhaps the dream of life can be as well. But would it be considered eternal life or eternal death? Perhaps they are truly the same and existence is one.

Try to kill it if you wish but some beings are strong enough to transcend death. Gouge the clown's eyes out and juggle them like you are in the circus. But beware, the more you copy the clown's habits, the more you become addicted to them and then you become the clown. Is it something you wish to be? Once you are in the circus, there is no getting out of it. Even when you are dead your soul will haunt the tent.

They drop dead on sight. Everyone knows the clown is a poisonous thing to all beings in existence, so why should its blood be any different? You don't need garlic or a stake in the heart to repel these creatures. All you need is the clown to keep bleeding. Its blood can annihilate all your enemies with one drop. One drop is enough to slaughter an army. Airplanes will pour the blood of a clown on populations during war.

When you are a clown your grave becomes the most popular vacation destination, only people go there with guns waiting to shoot if you should happen to emerge. You cannot trust a clown even in death, though you hope and pray its death is true.

Do you believe in God?

Clown      ❤ 30    ▲1

Do you doubt His love for you when you see creatures like Clown allowed to exist freely? Perhaps Clown makes you doubt there could be a God to see such unrepentant wickedness and not intervene. Satan hates the world and that is why he spit this vile thing into existence.

The clown is always the villain

Clown      ❤ 11    ▲1

Wherever the clown goes, evil and chaos follow. If you're looking for love, kindness, and compassion, you had better look elsewhere. The clown has none to give. Not for any of the circus performers or a single member of the audience. All the clown can give you is sadness, anger, and destruction. It is such a destruction that it causes your soul to rot from the inside out. To spend five minutes with the clown is to beg for your own death. It is an agonizing, brutal existence to know you are even on the same planet at the same time as such a wretched thing.

Lucifer is a clown.

Clown      ❤ 20    ▲1

If you look at a clown and expect purity, wholesomeness, and innocence, you are a fool. It is the nature of the clown to be wicked, demonic, and have no sympathy for the human race or any of their struggles. They laugh as humans worry about war, money, heartbreak, and disease. All they do is ride a unicycle, juggle, and create balloon animals while the human society bursts apart at the seams. They are untouched and do not care. They find humor in the struggles and the tears.

Precious Pumpkin Lords

Clown      ❤ 24    ▲1

A psychopath walks up to JACK_O_LANTERN holding a knife, saying "since your name is jack-o'-lantern, let me carve your face." JACK_O_LANTERN says "the only thing that will be carved today is you." A cult of spirits with pumpkins for heads appears in the room and protects JACK_O_LANTERN from the wicked psychopath. They are the guardians for protection and no one will hurt JACK_O_LANTERN as long as they are around. They will always be around. They have been here long before human feet walked the Earth and will be here long after they are gone.

Burn the unholy manifesto

Clown      ❤ 47    ▲2

All past writings of the clown have been destroyed. They have been sent to Hell so only the demons will enjoy them together now. The human race will never see them again. The clown will, however, return back to Earth to create something new. He cannot be killed permanently, so whatever forms of murder happen will always only be temporary. He will continue to be reborn just like Zeptis and The Phoenix, who are his circus gods.

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