All Blogs by Clown

@Smores_Poptart summoned us from beyond the dead. He knows instinctively that the corpses are much nicer than the living. The living are judgmental and hateful, but the dead have forgotten what it means to be anything but a shadow inside the ground. The light of the Earth is blinding, so a shadow is just what Smores_Poptart needs to see again. The Ouija board and the candles speak his name, for the dead summon him just as much as he summons them.

Would that end my love for them or make me love them even more? Either way, entities that are not human are abducting the human race and performing experiments on their bodies, creating art through crop circles, and magical lights in the sky. I wonder how the idea came into the demons' heads to pretend to be from outer space to fool people. I wonder how they thought of the interesting disguise of the gigantic bald heads and enormous black eyes with a tiny slit for a mouth. If that is what they did do. Perhaps those who call them demons are the real deceivers and that is what the demons want them to say so people will fear and hate the aliens.

Long before anyone ever considered there would be such a person, we watched his every move from birth to death. We set the stage so the world could prepare for his birth. Spirits of the dead crawled through the hospital where he'd be born until they reached the exact room. Then they waited for decades, watching over everyone there. Piano music echoed through the building. Every patient and staff member could hear it but no one knew where it was coming from. Someone remarked that it started to play at the exact moment of @Ethan's birth.

Wear the skin of the clown on the runway and watch the cameras flash. Everyone will tell you how beautiful you have always been. It looks so great on you in a way it never did (and never could) on the body of the clown. The photos will be on every fashion account on social media, in the pages of every magazine, and all the celebrities will try to emulate what you have put together for their red carpet looks. While you are praised to the high heavens, the corpse of the clown you stole the skin from will be stomped on and crushed under peoples' feet like an insect.

@AMANDA is no longer able to sing. The alien beings abducted our precious singer and removed her voice. She can no longer speak, she can no longer sing. All that is left is silence. The aliens knew her voice brought joy to the human race, particularly around the Christmas season. They decided humans deserve nothing good for all the destruction and chaos they have polluted their planet (and even themselves) with. They made it so "AmandaSings04" can never sing again to bless a species who is worthy of nothing but punishment.

He doesn't have horns, a tail, and a pitchfork. He comes to you with a red curly wig, red nose, and clown makeup sometimes. Pennywise looks like a mere child compared to the evil of this particular beast. His eyes shot the flames of Hell at the living and the dead, so he sometimes covers them up so no human will see. They cannot be burned until they hear his song of death and watch his circus performance.

The aliens want to make their presence known to Bagel. They know he lives in anxiety over the state of the world today and the uncertainty of what the future holds. But they want him to know there is nothing to fear. They will take him with them as one of the last humans alive after the planet Earth is turned into an apocalyptic wasteland. The appearance of the UFO was so he'd know it will happen very soon.

They all say how sad they are when you are eliminated from Arena when their votes are the reason the disgraceful act was allowed to happen in the first place. We bury their artifice deep down in the ground until it is so close to Hell that the demons can reach up and grab it. We have no use for false grief until it is time for the Academy Awards. That is the only time our acting skills will serve us in this life.

You shall see the bones don't resemble anything even slightly human. They will be placed in a box and delivered to Noah Schnapp in the mail. He will not know what they are or why, but the spirit of the clown will speak to him and explain everything. He shall hear the voice speaking in his mind. It will not go away until he throws the bones into the flames of Hell during a nightmare. Then he will wake up and the bones and the voice will have disappeared.

The town lives in fear, but they aren't going anywhere. If the public does not like what they see when they look at the clowns, they can stare in the opposite direction. The clowns always travel together and blink in unison. When they speak all 13 voices speak at the same time, but their mouths do not move. They communicate telepathically like the aliens do. They are your 13 saviors and all of them will even be crucified, but only after they are dead so their corpses can be put on display.

unfortunate tries to pay money to make the demons go away, but they have no interest in money. They find true wealth within the human souls they try to obtain through darkness and evil. They laugh the laugh of blood with it dripping down their fangs and then disappear out of sight. unfortunate believes they are gone and rolls on top of a pile of dollar bills. He does not know that one of the demons is standing inside the pile. Its hands reach out and pull unfortunate into the money pile with it. The dollar bills turn into ashes as the demon burns them with the flames of Hell and unfortunate is nowhere to be seen.

The corpses are the wedding guests for krisstory and his bride as the cake is served with blood poured onto it. If there were any living presences there, they would think it was strawberry syrup. Since the guests are the spirits of the dead, they want to fill themselves with the elixir of life. Krisstory and his bride do not care if cemetery dirt gets on their wedding clothes. The dirt is the home where the dead live and the dead are not only beautiful, they are also their friends. They already have the flowers, too. A dead little flower girl takes the flowers off her own grave and hands them to the bride.

Am I your most hated creature ever unleashed onto this Earth? Do you pray for the death of the clown each morning as soon as your eyes open, and again at night before you fall asleep? MessyJ changed his name because there is no mess in this world like the existence of the clown, and he knows it. The entire world knows.

He wants to see all the things we have seen but requires our eyes to do it. He places them into his own eye sockets leaving us with nothing. We are blinded to the world while he has visions of our past, present, and even future. People look at him and say they swear his eyes were a different color before. He just stares and smiles with his new eyes.

There will be a new pandemic that will make COVID-19 look like a picnic, and no one will be spared. The aliens spoke to a man and told him. They kept whispering the words into his mind. The amount of human suffering will be terrifying and heartbreaking, but nothing can be done to stop it. When sickness truly wants to inhabit the human body more than anything, it will do just that.

AnxiousSquirrel may be dead but that does not mean our praise cannot live on. His memory shall endure within our ancient hearts which keep beating with the blood of the damned. His blood is a part of that, so his memory contributes towards what keeps us alive. We could not forget even if we wanted to.

13 days without KittyCupcake123. We are going to the cemetery to visit his grave. We hear the spirits scream every time we step on his grave and they go silent when we move our feet away. It is a warning. KittyCupcake123 is very lonely inside his grave so he will reach his hand out and try to pull one of us inside so he won't be alone anymore.

The whores of Satan will scream in your face and demand to have the eyes you have stolen. When they get them, they will be able to see the things the gods have seen. NaughtyNacho laughs at the whores of Satan in a hat dyed red with the blood of the animal. He does not need to stare through the eyes of the gods to see what they have seen. They have already told him personally by pouring their thoughts into his mind.

Clown predates your grandparents' grandparents and their grandparents, too. Even long before they were burning witches at the stake, Clown was here. He was around for the mummifications in Ancient Egypt and watched in glee as they placed the organs into their canopic jars. They thought he was a god when they saw his painted face and heard his voice whispering to them. But in reality he was only a circus performer waiting for circuses to be invented so he had someone to perform for besides himself.

A rat tries to chew through the robot but its fangs cannot pierce the metal. A demon emerges from the dark pits of Hell, lifts the rat into the air and drops it into its mouth. The demon chews on the rat with sharpened teeth and the robot laughs a monotone laugh as it watches the entire thing. Glaceon holds the remote control that operates the robot but places it into the hand of the demon lest he be chewed like the rat.