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Grass is not landscaping and if you live in a dry area you shouldn't have grass at all

About cold, I'm like, you know you can just hop in the car and leave right now? You're an American, if you want to live somewhere it's warm you can just, like, go live there?

We plant SO MANY native trees because we have to to save water. So when I look at any other city where almost every tree is non-native and they have water intensive grass everywhere, I can't stand it

It's just business sweaty

Neg day

Is better because the fruits are NOT toxic. Don't forage for them though because foraging is leaving a trace which is a huge no no

Has never made anybody's life better. It has never made the world better. Even when you make the biggest mistake of your life, you don't beat yourself up about it, you say that the way you tried it didn't work so you'll try a different way next time and see how that goes.

Are like "gas is $2.20 here" Yeah, gas is $2.20 because your city is surrounded by an endless sea of empty corn and wheat fields, and nobody wants to live there

You can't sit on concrete for more than a few minutes because the bones in your ass start hurting. This is different from when butt aches after a road trip

My best friend is BLACK! But Dominique was also a clown in this scene so it wasn't just Whitney

"Illinois is as beautiful as California!!!!" Um, no it's not? Illinois is empty and has no scenery

Will never fix your life. If you want to fix your life you should be spending like, 75% of your weekend outside the house. Staying home makes all of your issues worse.

If you wait behind the crosswalk when turning left on a solid green, I will cast a curse for your eternal misfortune

Everyone needs to hike. And I don't mean like 4 times a year, I mean like 4 times a week

Imagine only being able to hike on the weekends because trailheads are an hour away by train 🥴🥴🥴 This blog is sponsored by every city in Arizona, where you can hike 7 days a week, 365 days a year

Right now

AliBonico?

Because I said so. I belong if I say I belong. If you don't like that, log off because this is a fact

Does NOT go on turkey Gravy on turkey is some weird 19th century "you have died of dysentery" type shit

the LV PINK GLAM dress from the secrets shop IRL I would fly from Arizona to Vermont to stop her. It's a fashion emergency, that's about 1 millimeter away from a major "wardrobe malfunction"