My husband is out of town, my best friend @alicat is out of town, everyone is out of town and I’m stuck in Austin while everyone is having fun

Let’s blog about how fucking vile @Cristi is

There is a God, I just know it! Edit: does that mean I can play arena??

To offer free Ariana grande tickets and I didn’t answer so they called their cousin and I missed out on Ariana because I was fucking working. I’m so sad

But my parents have essentially no medical records from when I was 6 and had cancer. They don’t even remember my Oncologist’s name or the hospital who treated me. It was over 20 years ago and I need the information for my doctor now, and it’s like pulling teeth trying to jog their memories. At minimum, I need the facility who treated me to request my medical records and they don’t even HAVE THAT!

Texas BBQ. Like you can’t convince me otherwise