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Youβre a joke - but nobodyβs laughing.
You thought you ate? Oh, sweetheart, you starved.
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Make Kovaze⦠mildly relevant again, I guess.
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Eziz is coming. Yes, yes, YES - sheβs coming.
Do I look possessed from over there, or are you just watching me that closely?
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You all swear you hate us, yet somehow youβre always watching, always commenting, always refreshing. Fan behavior, honestly.
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If youβre going to stream our song, pay in dollars, darling. πΈ
Meanwhile, Iβm out here doing Abu Dhabi and Dubai while youβre still typing paragraphs about me. Bye-bye! π
I know that one hurt. π
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Iβm hot from every angle and somehow I still donβt need to brag about it.
Iβm the whole damn weather, youβre a chance of rain.
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Greetings to my Romani people. π
Eziz is with him now, babe - and thatβs exactly where sheβs staying.
And together, weβll take your ego apart like Lego.
Click. Click. Click. Lego, Lego, Lego.
Boom-digi-boom-digi-boom-boom-boom π
Cha-ching, cha-ching, let the money talk.
I make headlines just by taking a walk.
No backstage pass for you, no VIP seat.
Mwah! Access denied. π
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Anyway, stay pressed. It looks adorable on you. π
You throw shade? I throw diamonds.
You start rumors? I start trends.
You collect screenshots? I collect millions.
You want a reaction? Hereβs a little wink.
Iβm the main event, youβre the bathroom break, I think.
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Do you know exactly where you can put that ego of yours?
Somewhere only HE gets access to, babe. Only him. π
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Now go get drunk listening to our song and try not to think about me.
Actually, get wasted. I donβt care.
Just donβt come. Donβt text. Donβt even think about showing up.
Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah. π
Stay thirsty. Stay away. π π
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Whoβs that queen? EZIZ, BABY!
Whoβs obsessed? YOU, MAYBE!
Whoβs in Dubai? ME, DARLING!
Whoβs still crying? KEEP SCROLLING!
CLICK-CLICK-CLICK, LEGO-LEGO-LEGO!
BOOM-DIGI-BOOM, WATCH THAT EGO GO!
You bring the drama, I bring the glow,
You watch my life like itβs your therapy session.
Goodbye letter:
Ok darlings so Iβm getting married and stepping into a life of luxury, meanwhile some of you are still arguing on apps from your childhood bedrooms with your government-issued Wi-Fi and expired opinions. π
Iβve got a rich daddy to finesse and a future that doesnβt involve pretending to be relevant in comment sections. Stay mad, stay staring at your dusty screen. π€
I genuinely hope your sad little group chats are worth it. I mean, somebodyβs gotta keep the jealousy industry alive. And if I added even a splash of color to your dull, pixelated lives, youβre welcome. Oh waitβ¦ did I just assume you had a life? OMG silly me π That was generous. Lolsies. π«Ά
Anyway, Iβve got rings to wear and wealth to swim in. Youβve gotβ¦ another invisible war to lose on the internet. K byeeee π
Now do what you do best: screenshot this, seethe, spiral, and stay pressed. Iβll be too busy sipping champagne and signing documents youβll never understand, planning honeymoons on continents you canβt pronounce. Goodbye forever, from someone youβll never be. πβ¨ Log in to leave a comment.
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