in the past month. I almost started crying in the bathroom stall at the airport plz stab me someone

i DO think i just fell out of a coconut tree.

I’m at my apartment pool rn and this group of ppl who are probably like 2 years younger than me (I’m only 26 don’t age me) are being so loud and they’re like “OMG we did LIKE SOOOO much molly last night and EVERYONE THREW UP it was CRAZY but YOU THREW UP from the JUNGLE JUICE not the MOLLY” and there’s a mid thirties couple next to me who clearly heard them so I turn to them and go “yeah we all like TOTALLY THREW UP from all the MOLLY” and they laughed and gave me a free beer. You neckbeard losers could never play an irl social game like me honestly

Why all the tiktok AI content revolves around fruit people LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO like genuinely ………… every time I get something on my page that is AI fruit I’m like WHY when will vegetables get their turn !!!!!!!

is literally a form of torture for me . Like yes maybe I’m just miserable and single but i truly cannot stand it LMAOOOOO like if I got captured by jigsaw and find myself in the next saw movie it would be me surrounded by endless tiktok content of millennial and Gen Z brides talking about where they placed the flowers at their reception or how they chose bridesmaids’ dresses or “omg here are 10 things i would have done differently for my wedding as a 2025 bride” or “omg my photographer totally messed up my first look with the groomsmen photo im so disappointed” like LMAOOOOOOOOOOO shoot me shoot me shoot me shoot me just shoot me i can’t handle it . It has the same energy as posting on linkedin I can’t explain and will not elaborate just STFU PLEASE