Detailed instructions on how to get to my house on doordash and they still message me “how to get to ur house? The road is closed” like no shit if u only read the delivery instructions that i gave you….

Why does DoorDash suggest tips based on the order total? If I buy a single $300 item, why would I tip $50 when I'd only tip about $10 for a $100 grocery order with multiple items?

Im either constipated or shitting my guts out theres no in between

SO CLOSE OF GETTING 3/3 PORTUGUESE SPEAKER COUNTRIES MAKING IT THRU!!!!!!!!

FUCK ARGENTINA FUCK MESSI