Some place like Des Moines for the holidays. People in states like Iowa are really nice but the land itself is boring and frozen af so if my family lived there they'd have to come to me for the holidays

Roach? Like come on, it's actually not expensive or difficult to change your last name to a REAL last name that isn't embarrassing as fuck

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because your avatar doesn't look better than mine

Young girl VIOLINS!!! Center of her own attention

That people say you automatically get unhealthy at 30. If you can do cardio, you will feel exactly the same physically as when you were 18. If you can have hobbies, your brain will be exactly as sharp as it was when you were 18.