For an Uber home from work at 3:30am is crazy work. Fuck long weekends 🖕

Or just Canada? Even the provinces can't decide what we are celebrating 🤷‍♂️

@Pizza Now my avi has the same dependency on an extra large double double as I do 🥰

So I played Flynn Rider at a Princess event recently, and a video we took seems to be going viral. Someone recognized me tagged me in the comments. So now I keep getting profile views from all these wholesome moms and they are met with a bunch of shirtless videos of me singing 😂

And I am just about to crawl out of bed 💅

I'm gonna spend it wearing very little and extracting money out of my patrons 🤑. - It's funnier without the context, but I work at a gay bar 🍹