So to fill everyone in on the status of this precious hair I bought, it has come to my attention that there was a blunder on my part. The shop owner has reached out with some kind words to help me with restyling the hair. @Kemi 1 hour ago bitch toss it back??????????? Feeling empowered, I tossed back my weave ready to rock this fresh new look. That’s when it hit me. The hair is STILL BROKEN!!! There are gaps in the back of my ramen noodle hair with half the dresses I try on. Either there’s blank white space or it’s chopped off in the middle as if I snipped half my hair like Ava Max. No more pubes at least, WOOPTY DOO!!! I spent 600$ expecting this to be a ready to wear wig with ANY garment of my choosing. The design needs workshopping and is NOT worth $600. It should not have been on sale in the first place! I still am left unsatisfied with my experience at Spheal and am expecting next steps to be evaluated. For example, I think having a free pair of eyes would really soften the blow of this devastating waste of koinz. For now, I am left feeling like this:

I just bought the ramen noodle hair from @kemi’s shop and it’s BROKEN!!!! I wasted my hard earned koinz on what I thought was a beloved new weave, and am now feeling bizarrely ripped off. I mean, the extensions are popping out the back of my dress like I have a fucking furry tail! This must be refunded somehow or I will be calling corporate.

that if a game requires social skills i will quickly turn into a monster. I cannot deal with fakery and shadiness give me weakest link arena or golden beaver or race all day

Specifically and too

3. Janelle winning in BB6 after Kaysars eviction. The lean on the chalkboard as she knows she has it in the bag. Mug was so muggy. She just knew this would be THE moment. Followed by the most obnoxious celebration ever between her/rachel/Howie and then Jennifer throwing the fucking key. Just so cinematic. 2. Jen Johnson winning HOH #2 after rubbing the whole house the wrong way. Julie throwing in the twist with the teacup entrance and then her awkward ass reaction followed by “That’s funny :D” as the entire house is just so hesitant on how to react knowing her reputation. SO EPIC 1. Rachel winning her second HOH in bb12 - I mean this is just one of the pettiest blowouts ever. Rachel’s hair was dyed the perfect shade of red, she had on the trashiest little Vegas dress imaginable, she was ready to let Kristen have it. That feeling when you have to hide your emotions but then you get a little bit of power and it all just vomits out. PERFECTION. I think HOHs are just the most intense thing ever and I love a good shake up. Although they rarely go in your favor, when they do it is pure art!!

Nah cuz how can you have make final 2s with people and they STILL nonchalantly evict you first chance they get??? I am loyal DOWNNNN to my own detriment