Citizens of Kovazia, Today, we gather to announce - and graciously applaud - the early victory of @Dream in the Second Royale. A triumph so self-evident, so delicately engineered, that resistance became merely symbolic. After multiple truces, it turns out he is not, in fact, a man of his word.

Citizens of Kovazia.... (kidding) I want to thank all of you who voted me to sit on the first Kovaze Kouncil. Even if you did not vote me, I hope you can still trust me to be a voice for you. My DMs are always open if you need a concern raised on your behalf or a seat at the table. A big Congr

That at least one of the people who died to the Game Maker trap didn't cheat, but that they are just genuinely unintelligent.

Only come if you are a nuke or take pride in beating up on nukes.

Royale does nasty horrid things to people. You want to believe you are a nice person until you get your first taste of blood (and 39 ropes from killing someone), and then it's all you can think of. Makes you think. Happy Friday :)

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