with dark hair bleach their hair blonde…………like sorry to break it to yall but it looks good on exactly 0% of people LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO and YES I’m body shaming cry more…………also as a natural blonde don’t appropriate my culture.

movie trap is SOOOOO ICONIC im obsessed with her idgaf that she’s m night shyamalan’s nepo baby i unironically stan her so bad

with fucking BLUE DAWN DISH SOAP???!???? LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO yall this cannot be real im sitting here genuinely shaking thinking about my chicken cutlets having an aftertaste of dawn strawberry field dish soap LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO stop stop stop stop this can’t be real. this can’t be real this can’t be real. I just did a deep dive online and apparently this is not backed by any sort of legitimate evidence so yall are just doing this for the love of the game?? LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO i hate touching raw chicken as is and you’re NASTY if you think im about to sit there and run it under the faucet and rub fucking DISH SOAP on it before cooking it no no no not if Jesus Christ himself came down from these clouds and told me to LMAOOOOOOOOOOO I’m genuinely offended upon learning this. There’s really a whole world out there yall

and the guy who was running it got into a car accident right when he joined LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO he’s fine so we can laugh. LMAOOOO he joined and was like “hey can you guys hear me?” *crash noises* “SHIT i just hit them. I gotta go” LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO plz and now the meeting is rescheduled….

that i tried to verify my hinge profile and the AI camera didn’t recognize it as me LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO that’s it im officially on the anti-AI bandwagon ……………… fuck datacenters or whatever you guys all say

make a vague and obvious political statement and some low-budget online publication takes a headshot of them and puts the caption “WAR IS BAD” under their face and the Instagram caption says “[insert girl who was an extra on Modern Family season 4 episode 5] shares her thoughts on ongoing global conflict with a simple message” LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO like girl who gives a fuck about some nepo baby regurgitating some stupid ass shit their publicist wrote for them to spew LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO like if you want my attention give me a scalding hot take not something that’s gonna make me yawn as fuck LMAOOOOOOOOOOO