a wordsmith

did we start

Overall, I'm pretty average with a spoon. But when it comes to cereal, dadgummit, I wield that bitch like I'm a motherfuckin musketeer.

i am fashion

i wouldn't be able to

tell me im not fashion

amazing i have so much to learn

I only use crack procreationally (basically like Viagra)

u tryna be on chase's biggest loser real bad

I already started my first bowl. How many do you think I can gorge before we start?

recretionally obviously

just use crack at this point. it's not worth it

How many bowls we thinking? 5? 6? Why not the whole damn box at that point, you may ask. And to you I'd answer, you're damn right. I will go for the entire box start to finish. Because I know deep down that if I eat 80% of the box now, I will leave myself unsatisfied at another sitting characterized by overeating sugary grains and/or corn.

cereal binge

I'm about to go on a cereal binge that would make the regular human sick to their stomach, but to me, it makes me salivate thinking about it.

RACE RACE RACE RACE RACE

XD

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