Welcome to the Race! Round 1 is the Qualifiers — there are no teams yet. The two lowest scorers will be eliminated from the race!
3 days ago
I wake up, grab my phone,
The first thing that I see:
A brand new race is starting,
And it’s calling out to me.
I tell myself, “Just one game,
Then I’ll go touch some grass.”
Six hours later, here I am,
Still racing for first place.
I race while I am eating,
I race while someone’s talking,
I have no clue what they said to me.
I’ve raced through every country,
I’ve traveled near and far,
At this point I’ve seen more airports
Than I’ve seen my own backyard.
“Come outside!” my friends all say.
“I can’t,” I must confess.
“There’s a Lifesavor opportunity
And I’m currently in distress.”
My sleep? It’s been eliminated.
My hobbies? Also gone.
My entire personality
Is “5 FOR RACE. C'MON.”
I don’t need food.
I don’t need rest.
I only need one thing:
THE RACE.
And when I finally finish
And swear, “That’s it! I’m through!”
A notification pops up:
“New race starting soon.”
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I’m out x
By
Raai,
3 days ago
I’m out x
By
torimarie,
3 days ago
qualifies
By
starrydash,
3 days ago
Welcome to the Race! Round 1 is the Qualifiers — there are no teams yet. The two lowest scorers will be eliminated from the race!
3 days ago
I wake up, grab my phone, The first thing that I see: A brand new race is starting, And it’s calling out to me. I tell myself, “Just one game, Then I’ll go touch some grass.” Six hours later, here I am, Still racing for first place. I race while I am eating, I race while someone’s talking, I have no clue what they said to me. I’ve raced through every country, I’ve traveled near and far, At this point I’ve seen more airports Than I’ve seen my own backyard. “Come outside!” my friends all say. “I can’t,” I must confess. “There’s a Lifesavor opportunity And I’m currently in distress.” My sleep? It’s been eliminated. My hobbies? Also gone. My entire personality Is “5 FOR RACE. C'MON.” I don’t need food. I don’t need rest. I only need one thing: THE RACE. And when I finally finish And swear, “That’s it! I’m through!” A notification pops up: “New race starting soon.”
By
Alexa,
3 days ago
FROG RACE??🐸🐸
By
Rio,
3 days ago
See Alexa my blog worked
By
MarieEve,
3 days ago
tysm marie <3
By
BRAT,
3 days ago
Gay also means happy in french btw so iam
By
MarieEve,
3 days ago
Grats brat !
By
MarieEve,
3 days ago
the deal finale we love to see it
By
Alexa,
3 days ago
Ohhh that's new Ok im gay lol
By
MarieEve,
3 days ago
LMAO it was funny
By
BRAT,
3 days ago
BRAT king
By
Alexa,
3 days ago
btw alexa i won that arena... after being in like 3 duels in a row, final comp was deal LMFAO
By
BRAT,
3 days ago
so many cuties here
By
Alexa,
3 days ago
im in a relationship with alexa and marieve 😳
By
BenyJr,
3 days ago
you are gay marie eve.
By
Davit,
3 days ago
Oh
By
MarieEve,
3 days ago
gay race
By
Davit,
3 days ago