mattycham looks like the social player who says “bro, I got you” to every single person, then acts shocked when 7 people compare notes. He’s definitely in five alliances and remembers none of their names.

Veloura is giving elegant, dangerous, and “I know exactly who ate my leftovers.” She looks like she already has the final two speeches written and laminated. Everyone thinks they’re aligned with her, but really they’re just employees.

Fire looks like she came in to “lay low,” then showed up looking like a rainbow smoke machine with sunglasses. She’s not playing Big Brother — she’s hosting Coachella from the nomination couch.

nopeimgood looks like he joined the wrong reality show and is just waiting for someone to tell him where the Fortnite lobby is. He’s probably been on the block three times and still thinks the veto necklace is just house decor.

syncerely is giving “I’m not here to make friends,” but also absolutely needs someone to explain the rules every Thursday. She looks sweet, but you already know she has a secret alliance called “Me, Myself, and the Mirror.”

Glitter looks like she cries in the Diary Room, then walks out and wins veto by accident. She’s the kind of houseguest who says, “I hate drama,” while wearing an outfit that screams final boss of drama.

High looks like she came into the house ready to win HOH, steal someone’s man, and still ask, “Why is everyone so obsessed with me?” She’s giving luxury, chaos, and “I packed 14 wigs but no emotional stability.”

Houseguests, please gather in the living room. Big Brother has reviewed the cast photo… and honestly, production owes us an explanation.

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Also high

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Sure :)

okay this one better start when i am actually active

I’m doing my part by joining