K: Hi everyone! It's me, your fav blonde bimbo, Kimmie. And today I have a sad news... Bubba... she didn't make it. Last night, she drank too much, sucked too much, swallowed too much... and well she tested positive for all the STD's. Our hearts, prayers and condoms are with her! But, I decided to bring someone much much special, she's not a star, I think we can call her a celeb and she always scores X. Let's give up for guib! G: Hi gorg. So excited to be here. But you know, we gotta do this fast, because I ran away. K: That's not the first time I heard that! So let's get to the models... #DNTM5 First up, Gabs! G: I loved this look; it gave me the idea of an after-party where my boyfriend cheated on me, I'm snobbish and friendless, but I'm hot and rich. The girl took a dip in the pool, drank a lot, put on the outfit, and then just lay there in an iconic pose. I thought it was all harmonious, fashionable, and a little romantic. SHOOT. K: We started strong! I do think this is a strong photo. I like the pose, I love the outfit, I love love your makeup, it's really beautiful. But, I believe the scenario it's too messy for me. But I Like the color combo overall. It's a solid and strong photoshoot, Toot! Next up, our angel, AngieKStan G: Someone call Cartoon Network, because Flora has passed out in the fairy realm. I liked the concept and the pose. However, I don't think you can get a full idea of the outfit because it's positioned low down. I also felt the butterflies stood out more against the background than the outfit itself. On closer inspection, I think the outfit was somewhat overlooked in this piece. Still, it was a really good idea. Toot. K: I like the colors and that's it. The concept it's not strong enough, for me, and it doesn't give versatility, especially when last photoshoot we have a theme so close to this floral aspect. The background it's just soooo messy. The pose it's not doing for me. The outfit, all tho I can't see it, what I see I dont like it. Boot, sorry baby. Piggy of the week, ohEMgee G: The Big Bad Wolf might have wanted this little pig, but she was so basic that he left in tears. Sometimes, having a hot body and striking a "come rescue me" pose gets a bit exhausting. It doesn't look to me like she actually got the party started; rather, it seems she was left behind before it even began. I found the look basic, and the setting looks more like a witch's lair or a spot for casting spells than anything else. Okay, I could be wrong, but this woman just had one glass of wine, asked for a photo, and went to sleep. Boot. K: This is not for me... I am sorry, I don't want to sound harsh on you anything, lmao. But I don't like the pose, because it's not a cohesive story telling. We can barely see the set you are in. The dress it's a miss for me. What I like it's the makeup, the way you were one of the few who did the running mascara? gag. But it's a no for me, sorry love. Boot. The aussie in the building, Jordie. G: This look is stunning, and the model's pose is iconic; she really knows who she is, knows what people want to see, and knows she’s the ultimate post-party "it girl." The setting is beautiful—everything comes together perfectly—giving me the feeling that it was an absolute blast of a party and she totally owned the night. It’s like, "Thanks to everyone for tearing it up tonight, but I’m the one closing out the party." SHOOT. K: Oh, okay! Another SHOOT, miss Guib is shooting all around. I agree with Guib, I do believe you look STUNNING and a solid pose, with a background the it tells you have a lot of fun without being too much and over the top. You do look like you were the main event of the party, but I wanna see more versatility from you, bc we know you can give us hottie baddie diva, but I wanna see more fashion foward editorial. Toot. She's KaliTheeStallion, miss KaliMinaj G: The look stands out against the backdrop—I thought it was pretty, though nothing particularly striking. I didn't like the setting itself; it looks really cluttered, small, and dirty. I didn't feel like everything came together cohesively. The model looks beautiful, but her hair is way too perfect for an after-party, you know? Girl, did you just spend the whole time in the bathroom touching up your makeup? Boot. K: I do agree in some points with Guib, I would LOVE LOVE a messy hair in this pic, even a wet hair would elevate the photoshoot, but I love everything else. I love the set, I love the color scheme in this photo, I love so so much your pose, bc it stands out, this was a great photo for me. Toot. Now, Medusaluh. G: A strong, beautiful look; the model is serving a fierce, "come and have me" kind of attitude. It gives off a vibe that’s either casual after-party or something more secretive—like the mistress of several husbands. It felt very sexy to me; after-party looks can definitely be sensual and casual. I thought everything was perfectly put together. Toot. K: This a clean shoot. The model it's the main event, without so many props on the scenario which I love, but I feel like it's very safe, especially when you have a such strong shoot last challenge. I don't think it's bad, but I think you can level up and gag us even more. Toot. It's her and herself, manyomash. G: I like the concept; it looks like a party at the royals' place where all the ugly people went to sleep, but the hot girl stayed up. The look really fits the setting—and perhaps the vibe of the party itself—with her snapping a photo while clutching the bowl. That said, I didn't care for the black bow; I think it clashed with the rest of the outfit, but otherwise, I found it very unique and chic. Toot. K: There's a clear reference to Alice in Wonderland and I like the you made it so high fashion and editorial. I am also in shock you were one of the few who actually included and interacted with more models in this shoot, which gave you a really strong shoot. I love this angle, this angle is something I know you are good at it and it shows. Toot. Now, let's welcome Maris. G: She clearly slid off the sofa, but did so gracefully, letting the drape of her dress complement her beauty; at an elite after-party, she is reveling in the luxury and in being her true self. Beautiful setting, beautiful look—everything is beautiful. Shoot. K: This pic is really beatiful. I think you totally nailed in this. I would critique only the floor, bc there are elements there are not clear enough, we cant identify what are they. But your pose in this it's stunning, the dress... beautiful and your face? Mug for days. Toot. Asian in the house part 3, Seong. G: SHOOT SHOOT SHOOT! THIS IS A MASTERPIECE, WHEN I LOOK ALL THE IMAGENS MY EYES FUCKING POP OFF FOR THIS, THIS IS BEAUTIFUL CHICK CUNTY BUCETUDA FOR REAL. K: Omg, another shoot! I have to agree with Guib, it's not a shoot for me, but it's a great pic. I love your outfit here, it's so coutore, I can see a little of Schiaparelli in it, which I LOVE. The colors in the desk are beautiful, everything it's gorgeous. And I have to give your flowers bc you always adds something, other than just your model, last pic was the birds, now, models. Congrats, for it. Toot. Zara Larsson, I mean Thiii G: The setting details scream high-end. The balloons suggest a gold and silver theme. Yet, the model gave me an all-white look and a really trashy pose—like, "I just got here, I'm tired, and I'm staying put until the alarm goes off again." On top of that, is she clumsy or what? Everything is a mess—girl, did you stick your hair in the ice bucket? Get it together. Boot. K: I agree with Guib in this. This pic doesn't makes sense at all. Your pose might be good, but your face it's not telling a fierce story, so when we look the whole picture it's just a boring pose and shoot, especially because the colors are not helping in this. We NEED more colors to balance things out, sorry, but Boot. Sweeter than sugar, it's Honey. G: A FUCKING CLEARLY AFTER PARTY. HELLO THE DAY IS RAISING, THE GIRL IS BEAUTIFUL AT THE SUNSET, SHE COMEBACK FROM A PREMIER WITH A TROPHY. ICONIC IN RED, I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS. SHOOT. K: I disagree with GuiB in this. I don't think this a good shoot, or I don't believe it fits the theme well. You look more like someone who was kidnapped and got hold hostage for weeks and ran away from the woods and found this house to call the police. Why the dirt? Why this look so melancholic and depressive? I'm sorry baby, but Boot. Let's see what he's packin, Goomybear. G: If the theme were Halloween, I think it would make more sense. I think I get the concept of him being a vampire-wizard, but I can't quite see it as an after-party—the promiscuous vibe, the blood, the other men sleeping there, and the messy bed. Like, is he a witch too? And he managed to cover himself up without spilling anything? Boot. K: I believe you took a risk, but it didn't pay off. It took me a while to understand how this fits the theme and that's the problem. The moment you chose to do something risk and a little off the curve, it has to hit the audience in the same moment and I don't think this does. You have a cool concept, but, for me, it doesn't check all the boxes. Boot. Now, non-binary family member Lewis. G: FIERCE ELEGANT ANDROGENOUS KINDA GAY WITH A LOT OF DETAILS. A vintage setting with a pose and look that are so modern and gender-neutral. Shoot. K: I believe this it's more close of what I would do. Something that it gives Julia Fox vibes, with a fierce pose and hot legs. But I want to give you a tip on light, I think this would look more FLAWLESS if you were more of the spotlights and lights were low in the back, you know what I mean? But still, a fierce toot. Let's go to see GuiltyAsSin G: EVERYTHING SCREAMS GOLD FASHION DISCO GIRL AFTER PARTY. I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS ONE. Shoot. K: You got Guib really excited lmao. I can see the disco reference in the outfit just a little, which I love, but there's nothing more exciting about this pic, all tho I still agree the it's a really strong photo from you. Toot. Next up, my prince, Marquis. G: Everything is new—a stunning Met Gala-style look and a setting that exudes royalty. The model looks sensual, and his pose is in perfect harmony with the backdrop and the outfit. SHOOT! K: I love your outfit and your pose, but I do think the background needs to be worked a little better, bc it doesn't give me much ''after party'' and I also would love more ruffle from the left side of your outfit, it would look so CUNTY. Toot. Next up, Fancy! G: SHOOT HE IS GORGEOUS EVERYTHING IS GORGEOUS LIKE HIM. I REALLY LOVE THE CENARY, POSE, LOOK AND DETAILS. K: Your model it's just so... so... hot. I mean, I really want him to fuck me in all the possible positions. The attitude you have in your face, matches perfectly the theme. The attitude your body and pose are giving... it's just like ''wet my panties'' and I love it. Toot. Last, but not least, CupidStunt. G: I THINK THIS FEAT HALLOWEEN TO ME. GIRL WHY PUT BLOOD IN AN AFTER PARTY ITS LIKE IF JASON MAKES THAT PARTY AND LEAVE BODIES ALL OVER OF THE PLACE. I THINK THE MODEL IS DEAD ALREADY, BUT SHE DROP HER BLACK PANTIES AND BRA? THAT MATCH WITH THE KEYS AND RED LIPS BUT I MEAN.. CHOOSE SOMETHING ONE NARRATIVE ONLY TO MAKE NOT A LOT.. I'm sorry, but Boot. K: I think the pose it's a good styling choice, but, for me, two other girls just stood out a lot more. I would love a different outfit, less basic. I also don't think we needed this much bottles of wine, and I don't get the props... like... why is she falling? Did she fell? Someone is trying to kill her? It's a miss for me. Boot. G: Omg, they really brought this week! I think Dimitra should be proud of her models, they are really showing up and showing out. K: Yes, def! We are a head of a great season, I fear. G: Should we say our favorites? Our top two? K: Ok... Our top two pics were... Gabs and Seong! Congrats babys! And Guib this episode we are going to see someone going home... FINALLY! Do you have anyone in mind? G: I think (CENSORED NAME!) And you? K: Just for the gag of it all: (CENSORED NAME!). But let's see what the next episode waits for them and for us. Bye Bye Kovaze! Look Guib: Look Kimmie:
VLOG: https://kovaze.com/blog/154583 i’ve got some shooters in the house. my name has been thrown out all over the place in the past 24 hours and honestly that electrifies me. i’m clearly someone that people feel threatened by. kovaze, don’t make the road easier for people by keeping envious, someone who has quite frankly been asleep for 90% of this game. keep the person that’s gonna continue to cause chaos, continue to bring entertainment to the blogs page, and continue to play with the most important trait envious seems to lack - dedication. thank you.
hausofkimchi
An updated version of the top 100’s points per game, accurate at the time of making it (right now lmao). Worked out by dividing someone’s total points by the amount of games they've played, and in brackets is their rank on the leaderboard <3 - - S TIER 45 - Evan: 48.019 (6) Dream: 45.980 (2) JTee: 45.068 (21) - S TIER 44.999 to 40.001 - spartagow: 44.719 (16) daze: 44.646 (34) sarah: 41.974 (56) CarltonRS: 41.591 (13) NaughtyNacho: 41.542 (4) style: 41.298 (18) - A TIER 40 to 35.001 - Glacier: 39.969 (37) hausofkimchi: 38.609 (94) Glaceon: 37.834 (8) papa: 37.547 (97) NotNicky333: 37.431 (46) Envious: 37.232 (52) Chase: 37.211 (26) Medusaluh: 36.433 (3) Frost: 36.186 (36) Luxray: 36.036 (24) - B TIER 35 to 30.001 - xcharliex: 34.744 (61) Connor: 34.555 (1) Melodrama: 34.428 (20) sobriquet: 34.292 (9) Banned User: 34.255 (41) Jaded: 34.197 (14) dino: 34.190 (15) itsamodernlife: 33.833 (17) KaliMinaj: 33.763 (39) Ivan: 33.497 (53) Tone: 33.287 (69) 0000: 33.242 (32) Idolize: 32.933 (91) Bowler23: 32.982 (77) Sophie: 32.642 (30) Tatum: 32.353 (99) Kemi: 31.805 (60) Ralts023: 31.729 (59) Goomybear: 31.637 (5) Robby202: 31.340 (55) Airi: 31.008 (11) starrydash: 30.790 (87) IceBeast: 30.691 (31) Toque: 30.540 (95) Thiii: 30.470 (33) Mikey: 30.073 (49) - C TIER 30 to 25.001 - Banned User: 29.907 (74) Jdaddy: 29.864 (40) Akshar: 29.651 (28) Fran: 29.631 (71) GatoPisado: 29.569 (82) Manon: 29.126 (47) BIGBRYY99: 29.126 (88) Lover: 29.055 (38) Tusi: 28.963 (92) jadennator1: 28.811 (42) melanie: 28.748 (29) cswaggerr: 28.171 (93) Banned User: 28.025 (25) RobbieRIOT: 27.162 (43) MotherFart: 26.355 (79) bomberv: 26.280 (85) High: 26.181 (44) Mochalatte: 25.918 (62) Fire: 25.394 (73) Cristi: 25.379 (12) Sparrow: 25.280 (96) Carmencita: 25.253 (57) Doug: 25.068 (50) - D TIER 25 to 20.001 - Foox: 24.826 (68) Marwane: 24.748 (76) Rebranding: 24.597 (67) Runaways: 24.252 (10) PGamer: 24.015 (98) Onyx: 23.7171 (58) Rain: 23.501 (23) shrimp: 23.370 (84) Brxanne: 23.246 (86) AngieKStan: 23.221 (48) katheryn: 22.893 (54) Stayc: 22.573 (75) PosterBoy: 22.513 (90) Sam: 22.218 (83) FabioHenrique: 22.188 (51) Robert991: 21.550 (27) Nenalala: 20.031 (7) ChloeKay: 20.014 (65) - E TIER 20 to 15.001 - Daleariel: 19.362 (19) Cray: 19.209 (64) aries: 18.586 (72) mattychamps: 18.296 (63) AliBonico: 17.455 (70) Josh: 17.166 (45) Dreamfyre: 16.809 (89) AntonB: 16.323 (22) VenusVafa: 16.187 (66) Banned User: 16.135 (35) - F TIER 15 to 10.001 - Icon: 14.304 (81) Cherry: 11.435 (100) - F- TIER 10 and below - JACK_O_LANTERN: 7.914 (80) SummerBABU: 6.642 (78) wild mom
brookie
so badly today at the dentist.............. 😭 so the lady who was cleaning my teeth fucking vaguely was like "oh that spot on your tongue is really concerning have you noticed that?????" and i was like WTF NO???????? and shes like "yeah we def need to monitor that and have it looked at blah blah blah" and im like WTFFFFFFFFFFFF my mind instantly goes to the lady on tiktok who had to have her tongue removed from cancer or something and literally cant even fucking talk and has to rely on gravity to fucking eat. so after my cleaning the ACTUAL DENTIST comes in to do his checkup and when he asks if i have any concerns i literally BURST INTO TEARS AND YELL "THERES SOMETHING WRONG WITH MY TONGUE" and im literally CRYING CRYING at this point like bro im not gonna have my fucking tongue removed just EUTHANIZE ME (i did say this to him later on LMFAO). anyways hes like a deer in headlights looking at me like O_O and all that for nothing cus after his exam he said it was not concerning at all either i just bit it in my sleep or ate something hot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so anyways i get to keep my tongue hehe
Josh
Sorry she’s a bit longer than I was anticipating but if you stick around for the whole thing you’re a legend 💋
I WILL BE COLLECTING POLL RESULTS AT THE NEXT DC, BUT LEAVING THE POLL OPEN TO HIDE THE RESULTS JUST A LITTLE BIT ;) UPDATE: POLL DATA HAS BEEN COLLECTED
within a 24hr time frame from amandasings04 is actually insane. I had no idea he was that mentally deranged and chronically online, yall shouldve warned me before i trolled in that celeb house. holy fuck
Sin
because why did we have a contestant walk out of the house, an eliminated contestant break into the house, and a contestant fight a viewer from inside the house, all within an hour 😭 everybody's getting it tonight
Amandasings04
I have officially made Kovaze History as the first user (Sin doesn’t count) to break 100,000 total blog points. 👑 To celebrate this achievement, post your name and I will share a memory of us on the beautiful Kovazian blogs page. This is unrelated but I LOVE Penguinowen126 he’s a really great person who loves playing Celebrities. 100K Blog Points is not going to change me, I’m still the same Amanda you know love and hate. Love y’all thank you for being such a fun place to blog. PYN ‼️ o_o When you commented about your skirt pics to Sam koolness234 When I announced your spot on the #ASBB4 cast and said “she is on hiatus but she’s returning.” and then you logged in a few hours later nenalala When Angie and I tried to get you to give Justini another chance. We respect your boundaries though Nena ❤️ Rainolds When you clocked that I’m a threat to win CX DK When Medusa’s 19th place self took out her anger on the audience bc she couldn’t tell me shit 😹 brookie Werewolf porn NicoRobin I’m not sure who this is. Your ASBB4 blogs are my favorites of all time ILY so much. Batya This isn’t blogs page related but the things you said in that viewers lounge during ASBB1 is the craziest thing I’ve ever seen AngieKstan Creating Angie’s Island to get you to 100K first. Stupid ‼️😹 Gabs When you showed me the Abi-Maria video, and I told you “MAKE SURE YOU TELL THEM THIS IS NOT A CAMEO. THEY WILL ACCUSE YOU OF PAYING FOR IT.” Which is exactly what Glitter’s dumb self did 😹 cullenistehbest Love seeing you manifest your Celebrities win queen JTee Filling races and Eiffel towering brookie Glaceon you get the most random ass fucking top blogs & sometimes the Glaceon hate train gets crazy. I love u boo RandyBandy Blogging about your ASBB3 experience gave me sm joy Spyder I think we’ve been in a few frenzy’s together queen Penguinowen126 Sam Big Mez gate Bagel you are a dream come true I love all your blogs 0000 When my stupid ass got mad at you for naming yourself Suicide. Just dumb as hell on my end torimarie “Off my page, you’ll get no tags here” dailyicon Tara and Johnny amazing race teaser blogs Tisha the mods as the cast of wicked Glitter every time you blog w those stupid eyes and mouth
Brxanne
Hello Kovaze. I am Brxanne! You might be seeing me on your screens for the showing of Celebrities 10 or maybe even Skinnisha Survivor Season 2. I just want to give everyone a chance who does not know me or wants to know more about me ask a question in the comments! I will answer your burning questions with nothing but brutal honestly so let me know what YOU want to know. Always remember that if you are planning a trip and need to find those good hotel flight deals you can get #BookedByBrx and thank you for your time! Kimmie - Omg this is hard! I have really in my book era lately especially due to fellow book girl Holly but rn I would say my favorite book is When She Vanished which is a Southern Gothic written by my friend Kaitlynn Flint! Thumper91 - Yes and No! I hate people who give hater energy. And I love those who have the fun and energetic vibe! DK - Hey sister! I love this question! As you know me from our previous celebs house I think there was something for me to prove. I was in a duo where we could say that I was a bit outshined in the game department and I wanted to come back alone and show that I had a good game going into that house and I have a good game coming into this one. It is all about showing the site I am not a dumb player, but one that knows how to work the game in and out. Outside of work and Kovaze I really just go to school! I am getting that degree and will be finished this year! Other than that, I love to hang with my girls and just relax! starrydash - OMG so many people have this question! So I would say the way I pronounce it would be Bricks-Anne or like Brix-Anne! Tisha - It is feeling very tropical! It is definitely a place I know is beautiful and I am so happy I was able to help production book this luxury stay for the island girls! PenguinOwen126 - I am a real girl so I am gonna say that we have a love hate relationship! I think a lot of it has to do with how young you are probably and that immature kind of annoying personality you have. I do think with years more experience you may be tolerable to speak to for a long period of time! Cherry I would need some more details like the dates for departure and return, what class you want to fly, and your preferred airline!
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Sin Amandasings04 brxanne sprite lover jane muribolt Airi starrydash nick cullenistehbest icebeast Don’t get idold out like I did and remember Skinnisha is a fluid game
Tone
#TeamTone is still rolling 🖤
Our final castaway is a familiar face to everyone on Kovaze but perhaps not one you expected to see stepping onto the shores of Hawaii! Usually found running Kovaze from behind the scenes, he is taking some time away from keeping Kovaze under control to play alongside the very users who call it home. With an entire community watching his every move, will he prove that the owner knows best, or will the temptation to commit a few strategic sins lead to his downfall? Joining the @Uila tribe, it’s... Sin !! Yup yup girls, she's here to PLAY!