Hi, my name is Sam and I’ve officially been cast on #ASBB5.
My name is Sam, I’m 28 years old, and I’m from San Jose, California. My hobbies include weightlifting, meal prepping, bone smashing, looksmaxxing, and generally doing whatever is necessary to ensure I remain the most genetically gifted person in any room I enter. I currently work as a bodybuilder and personal trainer, while also being an outspoken advocate for femboy rights, because I believe everyone deserves to live freely and look absolutely shredded while doing it.
I’ve been watching #ASBB since Season 1, so I’ve had years to study the game, analyze the players, and develop completely reasonable and healthy expectations for what is about to happen. I am beyond excited to finally enter the house and compete alongside the betas, submissives, and other people who have apparently decided that losing to me would be a worthwhile use of their time. Blood vs. Water is going to be an absolute bloodbath, and I fully intend to make sure my presence is felt from the moment I walk through the door.
My partner this season is X, aka Chibi, and I genuinely could not have asked for a better person to go into this with. I’ve known Chibi for over 10 years, and at this point we’re basically brothers. We’ve been through enough together that there’s really no other way to describe our relationship: we are two cheeks of the same ass. We share a brain cell, finish each other’s sentences, and have spent more than enough time together to know exactly how the other person is going to make a terrible decision before they even make it. Needless to say, I’m incredibly excited to finally play #ASBB alongside him, and I’m hopeful that our bond, shared history, and combined lack of common sense can carry us deep into the game. Blood may be thicker than water, but friendship is apparently thicker than both, and Chibi and I are ready to find out just how far two cheeks can make it.
On the personal side of things, I’m married to the one and only AngieKStan, who also happens to be part of the production team this season. Angie and I have been in love for many years, ever since we first met at the historic Femboy Rights Rally in San Francisco, where fate, activism, and an alarming amount of thigh-highs brought us together.
I’m especially excited to spend the season playing with Angie’s box, and no, I’m not talking about the game. That said, I want to make it abundantly clear that our relationship will have absolutely zero unfair impact on my game. I will receive no special treatment, no insider information, and no suspiciously convenient twists that somehow benefit me.
When it comes to strategy, I’m keeping things simple: I want to build an all-male alliance, identify the weakest factions in the house, and then play the most aggressively wholesome Christian game anyone has ever seen. I’ll be talking about loyalty, forgiveness, fellowship, and loving thy neighbor right up until the moment I vote thy neighbor out. I’m also no stranger to this kind of competition.
I’m a 5x Royale Champion, so I’ve already proven that I possess the strategic mind, competitive instincts, and completely disproportionate confidence necessary to dominate a virtual social strategy game. The real question is whether those skills will translate to ASBB, where the stakes are higher, the players are hornier, and apparently everyone has access to a microphone. I’m hoping my championship pedigree carries over, because if it doesn’t, I’m going to have to rely on the next best strategy: targeting the minorities.
If you want to follow along with my journey this season, you can keep up with these blogs as I document my rise, my inevitable betrayal, and whatever other completely avoidable disasters await me in the #ASBB5 house. You can also catch me on the upcoming Joe Rogan podcast, where I’ll be sitting down with Joe, Andrew Tate, and Alex Jones to discuss the game, masculinity, cigars, and probably several topics that absolutely nobody asked us to discuss.
Jokes aside, I’m genuinely excited for what this season has in store. I’m grateful for the opportunity to play, excited to share the experience with Chibi, and hopeful that we can make a deep run together. I have no idea what Blood vs. Water is going to throw at us, but I’m ready for it. I can’t wait to see what the game brings.
AMANDA
