DOOM NEEDS TO BE STOPPED
i wanna be reincarnated
what would you do
honestly iconic
any legitimate suggestions
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i wanna be reincarnated
as a little white fluffy dog named coco chanel to a middle-class family and i cant wait to scoot my little doggy butthole all over the carpet after i shit EVERY SINGLE DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Brookie what did I just read 😭 please log off and go drink some water — this is exactly the kind of thought that didn’t need to be shared with the class. I respect the vision but the details?? absolutely not.
DOOM ok DoomGPT
brookie DoomGPT is crazy 😭 I’m just trying to protect the timeline from whatever that last post was — we all deserve peace after reading that.
i wanna be reincarnated into a pitbull named cupcake and bite every bitch who comes into the house
Chibi YASSSSSSSSSS CUPCAKE!
Chibi i once told this story that i blogged to a 60 year old man named Milton on american truck simulator and he responded in his raspy smoker voice with "Nahhh you'd probably be a bull dog" 💀