a continuation from my last blog, but full fat milk and full coke (not together obviously)?? we need to get fatter.

bitch it’s so good 🥲

thank you DOOM for reminding me that i have multiple king size chicken and mushroom pot noodles sitting in my cupboard.

the royale raffle is rigged against me it makes me sick

are greggs, my family, spoons, tesco/wh smith meal deals, lucozade, pot noodle, primark and the weather :( i cant wait for my beautiful wife LEXEY to try the spoons 3 small plates for £10 next time we're there

just checking in xo 😘

as someone who was the first winner and most iconic and prettiest ! idk how odds work so ima do percentage idol 60% but if you cut ties with dino, daze and lover i think your odds would go up to ---> 90% pureEssence 99% chase 5% idkkk you dont scream winner to me? daze 11% i see potential but you need to marinate a bit more doom 75% well connected, lots of friends, you could do could once you stock up on supplies, but can you survive an attack is the question? itsamodernlife 50% you either flop or you excel ! nick 65% with the right group of players i can see you taking a win in the future ! metropolis 40% too many opps but that could very well be your driving force yandertron21 62% a lil sneaky i know you got what it takes you just need good footing snotgirl 100% its inevitable

my homework?

no one wants you to win again :'(

FILLING RIGHT NOW HURRY OMG

i wanna play it so so bad but i know i will get a nasty cruel horrible cast everyone is very sneaky to the DOOM, very unkind

The most active royale i ever played lol. Every single square got 2-3 people online like plz im tryna be alone for a min😭

xeni changes usernames faster than the weather changes. it's always a surprise to see some new name that has played lots of games and has a million designs.. until you realise the culprit behind the avatar. this is his 7th (and obviously not last.) name, but ranking of the 7: 7. xeni - idk this one just isn't giving the flavour that some of the past names has given.. xeni. this isn't you, Boilbby. 6. Laurant - when this name first appeared i just assumed you were a woman* named Laura and added a couple extra letters.. but it grew with time. 5. Xakim - well half the site just goes by their name (included yours truly duh) so there isn't anything crazy about this one. But Xakim has a classier ring to it than half these dating app no-profile-esque names. Hence it gets bumped up one. A better X-name than Xeni. 4. Nuke - if this wasn't a term used day-to-day on the site, it could be ranked higher. also if it wasn't a term that .. doesn't apply to you. but conceptually it's topical, relevant, efficient. Just not for you. 3. Airi - it seems Airi became the new Boil in the sense you kinda ran with this name a bit into Orgs etc. When is Cowgirl getting her org flowers... this one just stuck well with you. 2. Cowgirl - this shortlived robbed queen. objectively this is like the trashiest name kinda, but she served gif quality and entertainment purposes. This one also had a really emotional backstory when I asked you why this was the name and your answer was.. well what one could imagine. 1. Grim - as a word like Grim is.. a bit Grim, but as a name for you on kovaze dot com, it ... worked? Grim reaper almost in the sense that going against you in comps is likely to end in defeat... there was just a lot of potential with this username and it had a good run. It also lasted longer than most the names in this list so it gets an auto-boost anyway for longevity. this was a really insightful but time consuming 7 minutes ranking these 7 names, but i wouldn't change it for the world. thank you, Boilbby. okay see you in 3 days when an 8th name is added to the list.

Why do they give them a necklace and not me? Well, where I'm not wanted, I don't stay.

Luxray

Aiden2 is sending me a little, like it’s probably a normal user bc nobody would be that blatant but still

Hello Kovaze. It’s me, Povaze, and I am the newest winner of #ROYALE. You may think that you need to be strong or strategic to win this game. But I’m here to tell you that is not true. I got in zero fights and got zero kills. However, I was the last one standing. I am excited to visit the Districts on my #VICTORYTOUR

for a rating out of 10 from desh and myself. Chibi B - 10 D - 10 Glinda B - 6 D - 8 Cherry B - 9 D - 8 Lover B - 5 D - 10 NaughtyNacho B - 6 D - 9 Nick B - 7 D - 6 Gabs B - 5 D - 6 Sam B - 2 D - 8 Ethan B - 5 D - 5 Kemi B - 10 D - 10 Glitter B - 3 D - 7 Tisha B - 8 D - 10 torimarie B - 7 D - 10

🟥 Welcome to the elimination panel kovaze public and models ! 🟥 Judges : Dimitra Marilise brookie hausofkimchi The judges have made their final calls, and the results are locked in. As we move deeper into the competition, the stakes are higher than ever… and there’s no room left for hesitation. This is the moment to prove your evolution, your consistency, and your star power. Tonight, 7 of you are standing here… but only 6 will move forward. We are one step closer to the finale, and from now on, every single photo can define your entire journey. In my hands, I hold 6 photos. These photos represent the models who are still in the race to become the next #DNTM. 🟦 🟦 🟦 🟦 🟦 🟦 About this week challenge , the models stepped onto the red carpet for an exclusive fashion event, where they were challenged to deliver a high fashion photo wearing bold and creative denim looks. Their styling, poses, and overall performance were judged ( 1-3) by special guest designer Onyx, with their scores contributing to their total scores in the competition. melanie - 3 desh - 2 ohEMgee - 1.5 Fiji - 3 Jordie - 2 AngieKStan - 2.5 Gabs - 3 🟦 🟦 🟦 🟦 🟦 🟦 Let’s see the average score of your photos now #DNTM PHOTOSHOOT 9 : 💎 Precious 💎 https://www.kovaze.com/blog/97605 📣 Average scores by order 📣 Gabs 8.8 🟩BEST PHOTO OF THE WEEK🟩 Jordie 7.6 desh 7.5 Fiji 7.3 AngieKStan 5.8 🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥 melanie 5.7- BOTTOM TWO ohEMgee 5.6- BOTTOM TWO 🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥 BEST PHOTO 💎 Gabs , congratulations 🎊 for the best photo of the week melanie and ohEMgee please step forward 🟥 🟥 🟥 melanie Judges’ Overall Impression 📊 Compared to your competition, this photo feels quite bland. While it’s not a bad shot, it comes across as very predictable and safe. The other girls really pushed themselves this week, bringing fresh and original ideas, and unfortunately, we’re not seeing that same level of creativity here. At this stage of the competition, we need you to take more risks and deliver something that truly stands out, because this simply isn’t at the level we expect anymore ohEMgee Judges’ Overall Impression 📊 While you’ve made great progress with your facial expressions, we feel like the overall execution this week was a bit too literal. We would have loved to see you showcase the jewelry in a more creative and elevated way, rather than bringing it so directly into the camera. The hand placement, being so close to the lens, ends up looking distorted and a bit awkward, which takes away from the final image. Playing more with contrast and brightness could have also helped the jewelry stand out in a more polished and editorial way. ‼️Which model will not receive a photo? And which one will continue in the competition? Let’s take a look at your overall scores so far ‼️ 🟥 🟥 🟥 🟥 🟥 🟥 🟥 🟥 🟥 🟥 ohEMgee Congratulations, you remain in the competition. We’re looking forward to seeing your progress again. ( TOTAL SCORE : 64.8 ) melanie Unfortunately, it’s your time to leave the competition. 🥹I am incredibly proud of you, especially knowing this was your first time doing something like this and you made it so far. You may not have always had the strongest photos, but you always tried your best, and that truly matters. Thank you so much 🙏🏻for being part of this first season. You’ve built a strong foundation for your future, and the path ahead is yours.❤️ ( TOTAL SCORE : 64.5 ) ❌ 7TH melanie ❌

(BY ME BTW NOT LIKE ON THE WEBSITE) will update EVERYONE and pls dont get mad!!! MOST LIKED Metropolis Sam Lover snotgirl Ethan Tisha MarieEve PureEssence melanie Holly Miami Glinda Marwane Nick Kimmie Tempo PGamer yawnha LEAST LIKED (MORE SO IDK U HONESTLY)

I want to see who’s winning and losing the profile game. 9 Glinda - No notes. Glinda avitar, the cute little gif, and Frostbite Honey and brookie top 3 is icon behavior. Love the tagline too :’) 8 Cherry - Iconic branding. The red vibrant hair above the name “Cherry” when you click your profile. When you read your bio, it’s so funny lmao. You kinda just have to keep reading (can’t stop at shakes tits!) hahaha. You basically have a good idea who you are off your profile alone. Iconic first page of friends list (Brookie, Brat, Rain, Smores_Poptart, Bagel). Florence and the machine song goes hard too. Losing points for blogs not popping. 8 KaliMinaj - You click on your profile and see a 30.3 PPG average, and your bio says “Peak rank 39th” which is your current. You come off as a total threat right off the bat which is super cool. I LOVE the little snoopy gifs, and its cute to show race wins! Happy to see a fellow Itsamodernlife and fiji stan. Knocked off half a point for your masters blog not being pinned. You should be proud of that and show it off :) 6 Fairytales - Your killer avi and insane PPG (28.1!) are the first things to greet me which is a great start. I like the fairy vibes of the luna song in your profile as well! The full page of race games is cute as well. Nice profile! 5.5 ToriMarie - I like that your skin tone ALMOST matches your profile color. Also, you do have some strong friends on your front page. What really provides you a boost here, is your iconic blogging. I’d love to see some cunty gifs or perhaps a good one liner bio 5 Seong - I feel like you have a super distinctive and original avitar! Super cute :) my portugese translator didn’t communicate your bio back in english but i bet its cute LMAO. I see you all over the blogs page in comments, you should blog more! Your color choice is super cute tho! Doing great as a newly active player :) 4 Ethan - While sexting Widow is commendable, it does not spark joy. However, you have some iconic friends on your list such as Sexytex MarieEve AnxieTy and KaliMinaj which provides points. Needs some spice but its cooked to temp. 2 Yandertron21 - Your profile is underwhelming and there’s nothing. No bio, weak friendslist, blogs page not popping. Try harder

but i'm waiting for the kovaze oscars at the end of the year. the site votes for nominations (like top 6 voted in each category) and sin decides the winners. truly would be the event of the year. categories could include best comp best, most improved, best female avatar, best male avatar, best blogger, etc. a special flame or profile award for the winners would be cunty af. the only thing is that i feel like the site would get annoyed at the winners but idgaf.

For Sin or the events team to host “org style” outcasted games!! Basically, it would start from season 1 and the events team hand picks players for each season, from everyone who applies. Obviously the prize would be way more than the current payouts and the games would be rare (every few weeks). But think about the endless themes that could be played around with (Heroes villains, second chances, all stars etc). I feel like there’s so much potential here. A lot of outcasted games are joined by people who don’t really care about the game or go inact (me included). This would make people take it so serious and the strategy would go crazy. Someone could even make a whole wiki for it !! This is an easy request to be made just sayin!!!

and I'll listen to the song on your profile and rate it :) snotgirl - I Wanna Be Software: 6.5, I haven't given enough time to Grimes' discography, but she's an interesting artist similar to some I stan like Magdalena and BANKS. Ik it's the vibe but this went a bit heavy on the effects to do it fr me. I feel we're all becoming software but do we want to be? I kinda get it. Pipes - Creme Brulee: 8.5, loveeee some Archie and this song was fresh air with song of the summer potential. I got to see him last year where my brother was an opener and of course he did this song and I got to tell him that I loved it! Rooting for this comeback. Paulette - Everything is Embarrassing: 8, Sky's vocals are really great here, I was kinda waiting for her to do her big one that didn't come. This song has a great vibe and really captures the early-mid 2010s. yawnha - R.I.P. 2 My Youth: 7.5, I'm a sucker for some Neighbourhood, the heavy percussion gives this a nice change of pace from their usual vibe. It had a slight soapbox to it that made me like it less than some of their other hits. R.I.P. 2 our youth. chibi - Heavenly: 8.5, The soft vocals and raw instrumental sound are something beautiful and you can feel the sweet love and release this song represents. They could have chopped off a minute im just saying, will listen to more when im in the mood for male Mitski. Fairytales - Away With The Fairies: 9, oh this BOP. Vocals on point, backing track was on, and I love a good bridge which this delivered. The music video was so fun and camp. I have nothing bad to say, I'm away with the fairies and you.

as someone who was the first winner and most iconic and prettiest ! idk how odds work so ima do percentage idol 60% but if you cut ties with dino, daze and lover i think your odds would go up to ---> 90% pureEssence 99% chase 5% idkkk you dont scream winner to me? daze 11% i see potential but you need to marinate a bit more doom 75% well connected, lots of friends, you could do could once you stock up on supplies, but can you survive an attack is the question? itsamodernlife 50% you either flop or you excel ! nick 65% with the right group of players i can see you taking a win in the future ! metropolis 40% too many opps but that could very well be your driving force yandertron21 62% a lil sneaky i know you got what it takes you just need good footing snotgirl 100% its inevitable

The winner will be gifted by me! Concept: You’re an aspiring music artist trying to make it big! Each round's theme is your “brief” from your recording label. The song you choose is your release. How it works: Each round, I drop a theme. You submit 1 song. I'll then rank between: 1) Top → Executives, 2) Safe, 3) Bottom The executives control the game! Each round, they'll give restrictions, twist the rules, create chaos, and – most importantly – decide who gets eliminated from the bottom 2! Power shifts every round, so last round's executives can easily become next round's bottom. I am looking for 12 players who will be ACTIVE! This game is not just about picking songs, it has a strong social component. There will be a lot of twists and turns, too. To sign up, PYN your "artistic vibe" (not genre, think of yourself as an upcoming artist, what is your "mood" or what makes you stand out?) CAST: We’ve got over half our cast!! itsamodernlife Malibu KaliMinaj Gabbes BIGBRYY99 Nick Marquis

then Da'Vonne Rogers & Janelle Pierzina have won Reality TV shows

yall the front of my head has less hair than the back send help. is this stress balding. i lose like a shitton of hair when i wash it. i'm NOT OKAY