what would you do

if you met a guy online, and he hyped it up for months about how he was gonna tear that ***** up and blow that back OUT but when you finally meet he is build like shrek with a baby carrot sized ***** and proceeds to rub said baby carrot against your flaps, not even entering the hole, for 25 seconds before finishing all over the bed sheets and then immediately stands up & asks you to take him to wendys? because i did in fact take him to wendys and i think about this choice i made every single day. i did get a $5 biggie bag tho.