its so cool and fun
that everytime youre at the airport the rules are different and no matter how the rules have changed the TSA people will treat you like a total moron. as if its strange and outlandish that i removed my iPad from my bag.
"are you fucking stupid? did you just remove your jacket before walking through our cancer dispensary? are you fucking dumb? who told you to take off your shoes and put them in the shoe basket to go into the shoe scanner? are u a terrorist? ur holding up the line idiot. let me touch your penis or vagina infront of everybody dumbass" - like every TSA agent
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yeah TSA is mean but The Vatican security almost arrested me on my high school italian class trip and i still have nightmares about it
Oh some of them are rude asf even to me. I feel like they r even worse outside America. once in Canada one was trying to get me to strip away my uniform to get through, I was like bro I’m LITERALLY a flight attendant what are you talking about