For Every 25 Points
I will reveal something weird about myself / something weird that I do (there is plenty to work with 😂).
25 - I do an ab workout to Smosh Reads Reddit Stories every single day
50 - I recite a whole goodbye monologue to my dog about how much I love her when I leave the house. And if I have already left and locked the door behind me... I WILL go back, even if it means missing my streetcar (this has happened several times now).
75 - I have to do things in a multiple of 4. It used to be a lot worse. But like when I kiss my husband goodbye. There are 4 kisses, or it has to be divisible by 4. Otherwise I feel ... off?
100 - The only exception to #75 is that I need the volume to be at a multiple of 5. I feel even better when it is a multiple of 10. But I can absolutely survive with a multiple of 5!
125 - I have a scar on my nose (I like it, it is distinctive). But I have gotten so bored of telling people that I bumped into a heater when I was a baby... so I just make up new and more exciting stories to people who I will likely never see again 🤭
19 votes, 142 points
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Glad to know the monologues are a normal thing. I do it when I’m still home but doing yard work/anything not involving the same room. Mainly because my pup likes to chew everything in sight and I feel like giving her a one on one baby talk lecture will prevent this from happening. It doesn’t.
Pleased also I think you might have ocd
koolness234 haha I am tentative to use that diagnosis because people with life altering symptoms get angry at me 😬
The goodbye monologue isn’t weird it just makes sense. I do it to my cat because I don’t want her to think she’s not wanted
katheryn agreed!! I make sure to say the same things to my dog everytime i leave the house so he can sleep in peace and not be running around anxious <33
After seeing your first blog I'm intrigued.
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