i hate this username
Koinz
thinking if i should spend my last $10 on diamonds or lunch tomorrow
Koinz
thinking if i should spend my last $10 on diamonds or lunch tomorrow
hwest14
https://kovaze.com/game/29514 -5 random power ups -swap partners every round
In the last round yall said it was time to say goodbye to Ninja Natalie and Jenny! 64th/65th: "Ninja" Natalie Duran (War of the Worlds 1, War of the Worlds 2) 64th/65th: Jenny West (War of the Worlds, 2, Total Madness, Battle of the Eras) In this round the first 61 to get a comment will move onto the next round! You can only say 2 icons that you want to give your spoons too and only 2! :) Cast: Adrienne Amanda Amber B America Aneesa Anna Leigh Ashley K Ashley M Averey Aviv Ayanna Beth Big T Blue Cara Maria Casey Cassidy Coral DaβVonne π₯- SAFE Dee Desi Devyn Diem Emily Evelyn Georgia Jemmye Jenn Jenna Jodi Jonna Julie Kailah Kam Katie Kaycee Kayleigh π₯- SAFE Kellyanne Kina Laurel Mandi Marie Melissa Michaela Michele Nany Natalie A Nia Nurys Olivia Rachel Robin Ruthie Sarah R Shauvon Susie Sydney Theresa Tina Tonya Tori D Trishelle Veronica 64th/65th: Jenny 64th/65th: Ninja 66th/67th: Sylvia 66th/67th: Kendal 68th/69th: Nicole Z 68th/69th: Kaz 70th/71st: Paula 70th/71st: Roni Comment if you'd like to be tagged and mailed before like the people who have shown interest below!: Alakazamking Ethan M2thamax Hunter Dailyicon Fancy Bim BUnderscore PenguinOwen Gigi10 Andarnaurram Nora Bosslady DrewmeliaBedelia jessiejedi katheryn AngiekStan JJ26 babylon Juulpod Mileena NicoRobin Jaded Mint Motherbird Angkoror gay Chris Stuartlittle16 TrueBlood Hauntedwaves PowerbombJones Mango Dalton issyiss JACK_O_LANTERN PadamPadam Bobby Icebeast KeithNewbern Christos Idolize shmevo ulpn63 Mochalatte hwest14 lunalux Posterboy DrJ75 Climptrina xcharliex Kemi Nettles milky LovelyPeach
myesh
PadamPadam
ezizwatanyms words aged well πππππ Youβre a joke - but nobodyβs laughing. You thought you ate? Oh, sweetheart, you starved. πππππ π π π π π Make Kovazeβ¦ mildly relevant again, I guess. π π π π π π€π€π€π€π€ Eziz is coming. Yes, yes, YES - sheβs coming. Do I look possessed from over there, or are you just watching me that closely? π€π€π€π€π€ π β¨ π β¨ π β¨ π β¨ π β¨ You all swear you hate us, yet somehow youβre always watching, always commenting, always refreshing. Fan behavior, honestly. π β¨ π β¨ π β¨ π β¨ π β¨ π΅πΆπ·π΄π³π΅πΆπ·π΄π³ If youβre going to stream our song, pay in dollars, darling. πΈ Meanwhile, Iβm out here doing Abu Dhabi and Dubai while youβre still typing paragraphs about me. Bye-bye! π I know that one hurt. π π΅πΆπ·π΄π³π΅πΆπ·π΄π³ π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯ Iβm hot from every angle and somehow I still donβt need to brag about it. Iβm the whole damn weather, youβre a chance of rain. π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯ πΉπ― πΈπ΄ πΎπͺ π¦π« πΈπ¦ π°π΅ π¦π² πΉπ² Greetings to my Romani people. π Eziz is with him now, babe - and thatβs exactly where sheβs staying. And together, weβll take your ego apart like Lego. Click. Click. Click. Lego, Lego, Lego. Boom-digi-boom-digi-boom-boom-boom π Cha-ching, cha-ching, let the money talk. I make headlines just by taking a walk. No backstage pass for you, no VIP seat. Mwah! Access denied. π πΉπ― πΈπ΄ πΎπͺ π¦π« πΈπ¦ π°π΅ π¦π² πΉπ² ππππππππππ Anyway, stay pressed. It looks adorable on you. π You throw shade? I throw diamonds. You start rumors? I start trends. You collect screenshots? I collect millions. You want a reaction? Hereβs a little wink. Iβm the main event, youβre the bathroom break, I think. ππππππππππ ππππππππππ Do you know exactly where you can put that ego of yours? Somewhere only HE gets access to, babe. Only him. π ππππππππππ π¦ π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦ Now go get drunk listening to our song and try not to think about me. Actually, get wasted. I donβt care. Just donβt come. Donβt text. Donβt even think about showing up. Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah. π Stay thirsty. Stay away. π π π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦ Whoβs that queen? EZIZ, BABY! Whoβs obsessed? YOU, MAYBE! Whoβs in Dubai? ME, DARLING! Whoβs still crying? KEEP SCROLLING! CLICK-CLICK-CLICK, LEGO-LEGO-LEGO! BOOM-DIGI-BOOM, WATCH THAT EGO GO! You bring the drama, I bring the glow, You watch my life like itβs your therapy session. Goodbye letter: Ok darlings so Iβm getting married and stepping into a life of luxury, meanwhile some of you are still arguing on apps from your childhood bedrooms with your government-issued Wi-Fi and expired opinions. π Iβve got a rich daddy to finesse and a future that doesnβt involve pretending to be relevant in comment sections. Stay mad, stay staring at your dusty screen. π€ I genuinely hope your sad little group chats are worth it. I mean, somebodyβs gotta keep the jealousy industry alive. And if I added even a splash of color to your dull, pixelated lives, youβre welcome. Oh waitβ¦ did I just assume you had a life? OMG silly me π That was generous. Lolsies. π«Ά Anyway, Iβve got rings to wear and wealth to swim in. Youβve gotβ¦ another invisible war to lose on the internet. K byeeee π Now do what you do best: screenshot this, seethe, spiral, and stay pressed. Iβll be too busy sipping champagne and signing documents youβll never understand, planning honeymoons on continents you canβt pronounce. Goodbye forever, from someone youβll never be. πβ¨
hwest14
Chris
Then go do anal idgi
Jake
Barber got me right yesterday. edit on this- Another reason I love my barber is because he has whiskey or tequila upon arrival every time. Itβs always a good time
shrimp
are well into your 30s and unmarried but trying to improve your elo on Kovazeβ¦ youβre worried about the wrong Ring πΉπΉπΉ
AngieKStan
Iβm The Team Captain of Team 9
hausofkimchi
that stupid comp that i cant get above 900 on
So like everyone here I am an avid reality tv fanatic, watcher, and lover. I have been applying to multiple reality competition shows for YEARS and have always made it somewhat far into the process. I have been in the application process for a certain show which I cannot yet name because I do not want to ruin my chance in any way. But, after extensive interviewing and several rounds later I GOT THE CALL THAT I MADE IT TO THE FINAL STAGE OF THE PROCESS. This almost feels like a dream right now and I am still trying to wake up. I hope that Kovaze has helped me prepare a bit in terms of gameplay and strategy going into it! But I am keeping my hopes up that this will work out for me and I will be the winner of the multi million dollar prize.
Sin
CLOSED Rules: Everyone will start with 2 πͺ. In turns you will roll your !dice, and whatever it lands on will be your fate: 1: Lose one πͺ 2: Add one πͺ 3: Steal one πͺ from another player. 4: Donate one πͺ to another player. 5: Adds a X. Every 3rd X = Eliminated 6: Lose everything / Eliminated. If you lose all of your πͺ you will be eliminated. Last player standing will get a payout bonus of 50 Koinz per πͺ they have
about shrimp. Where does he get off?
KingNic
I canβt beat in ring and just literally leave the page. Life is too short and I can choose joy.
Freaking FINALLYYYY! It "only" took 1009 matches but I have finally reached platinum level in the ring. I've seen bronze, silver, and gold level and do feel like playing the comps has allowed me to improve in some of them. I'll probably get back down in gold or silver and have to fight my way back up but I did do a little dance when I finally made it here. Yay.
unfortunate
I'm deep in my healing journey (I haven't ordered Taco Bell since Friday).
Space
1 of my kovaze friends just 100% ghosted me after finding out one of their friends does not like me (over completely game related things) so here is a reminder to not get too invested into friendships here bc ppl come and go and ppl are not as genuine as u think!
Rain
Im leaving my rooster with all 4 hens...unattended.. im such a nervous wreck but this is nature... but if he hurts any of them, im frying chicken tomorrow js.
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