Eating crap with these sacks of shit,

if they died tomorrow no one would shed a tear. So cute! Slopping down some pig shit with these fat fucks and I’m the fattest of them all. If I died tomorrow, no one would shed a tear. Load my friggin’ lard carcass into the mud, no coffin please, just wet, wet mud. Bae! Gulping down some pig dicks with these bags of meat, sunday funday with these pig dicks. Hope nobody gulps us! Slurping down fish pits with these wet chodes, total tuna cans, put a bullet in their fucking brains and leave their wet bodies on the side of the road, boo caught me sleeping! Sitting here with two bona fide pieces of hog shit…they’re mad because I won best hog at the hog shit snarfing contest, but I’m not mad because we’re all loads of beef, sitting on the side of the highway, getting our butts sucked by flies!