Nobody Decent Ever Wins The Games [Royale Retrospective]
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Nobody Decent Ever Wins The Games [Royale Retrospective]
Well... I won Royale. I honestly never thought I would win this game.
I don't really have that much so say so I'll keep it brief.
I know my friend Sprite loves playing Royale a lot so I was excited to play with her. My goal was to get her as far as possible, even if it meant me dying. The first night, she was in a square right next to me and she went to bed. She told me to cover her and collect the pop ups. I was reading and watching for pop ups. Literally the first time I went to her square to collect what she missed, she was gone. Bowler and Breeze were sitting there instead. I refreshed and Sprite was DEAD. Bowler and his alliance had jumped her. This lit a fire under my ass and I wanted REVENGE.
I mobilized the troops and Lover took Bowler out swiftly. Lover was my other top friend/ally in the game. That night, I went to bed expecting to be killed in my sleep. Instead, Christos went on a killing spree, killing many of my allies. The next morning, I really wanted to get Christos because I knew he had to have a ton of stuff and I wanted revenge for people like FlaggedC, Adam, and Shrimp.
When I blogged that something had changed within me, I wasn't joking. I normally would feel bad about turning on allies but this game I did not. Christos was planning on getting FoxxlynSenpai26 (another ally) next. I wasn't going to let him get their weapons so I got Foxxlyn first. Then, Lover and I took out Christos. I got the final kill and absorbed his arsenal. This was the moment that changed the game for me and my goal of making top 10 shifted toward me realizing I could actually win. #ForSprite
Once I had gotten three kills, I realized I should probably lay low for a bit so I didn't become the new Christos. This didn't really work and most people saw me as the biggest threat in the game.
Breeze, Fancy, and Poppy all tried to get me at the final 10, but they were handled swiftly without making much of a dent. I had many health packs, bees, and teleports so killing me was not going to be easy.
The final 7 was my entire alliance at that point. Once Sprite was out, my goal was a f2 of Lover and I. Poof was a critical ally of ours as well and we got to final 3. Lover and I both expressed that we really wanted to win it and Poof was willing to eat berries so he did that.
At final two, I was so happy Lover and I achieved our goal. I had way more weapons than him and we agreed to do face offs. I somehow got him to agree to letting me have the attack bonus for every fight because I had more weapons than him and he's better than me in comps (I was literally joking when I said this and he agreed to it, I wasn't going to tell him it was just a joke!). We started the fights and agreed NO weapons. It began with Lover dogwalking me like expected. First comp was lucky drop and I scored 81. In code, I got 51. It wasn't looking good for me.
I then went on a winning streak of like 10/12. Some were definitely because of the 5% bonus or luck. Lover and I were on call for this. Once he got low, he told me I was "annoying" and "congrats" and hung up on the call. I had assumed I had already won at that point so I started celebrating in the chat before the game would end. I clicked on Discord to message someone that I had won and when I clicked back on the Royale game, I saw I was bee'd and getting bombed. This was a violation of our agreed upon terms! If you bring it, imma bring it back. So, I sniped him out of the game and claimed the victory I thought I already had. I was extremely confused as it all happened very quickly.
We haven't spoken since so I don't know what his version of events are but that is my understanding.
I never thought I would win a Royale, let alone make top 10, so I'm proud of myself. This was #ForSprite

I mobilized the troops and Lover took Bowler out swiftly. Lover was my other top friend/ally in the game. That night, I went to bed expecting to be killed in my sleep. Instead, Christos went on a killing spree, killing many of my allies. The next morning, I really wanted to get Christos because I knew he had to have a ton of stuff and I wanted revenge for people like FlaggedC, Adam, and Shrimp.
When I blogged that something had changed within me, I wasn't joking. I normally would feel bad about turning on allies but this game I did not. Christos was planning on getting FoxxlynSenpai26 (another ally) next. I wasn't going to let him get their weapons so I got Foxxlyn first. Then, Lover and I took out Christos. I got the final kill and absorbed his arsenal. This was the moment that changed the game for me and my goal of making top 10 shifted toward me realizing I could actually win. #ForSprite
Once I had gotten three kills, I realized I should probably lay low for a bit so I didn't become the new Christos. This didn't really work and most people saw me as the biggest threat in the game.
Breeze, Fancy, and Poppy all tried to get me at the final 10, but they were handled swiftly without making much of a dent. I had many health packs, bees, and teleports so killing me was not going to be easy.
The final 7 was my entire alliance at that point. Once Sprite was out, my goal was a f2 of Lover and I. Poof was a critical ally of ours as well and we got to final 3. Lover and I both expressed that we really wanted to win it and Poof was willing to eat berries so he did that.
At final two, I was so happy Lover and I achieved our goal. I had way more weapons than him and we agreed to do face offs. I somehow got him to agree to letting me have the attack bonus for every fight because I had more weapons than him and he's better than me in comps (I was literally joking when I said this and he agreed to it, I wasn't going to tell him it was just a joke!). We started the fights and agreed NO weapons. It began with Lover dogwalking me like expected. First comp was lucky drop and I scored 81. In code, I got 51. It wasn't looking good for me.
I then went on a winning streak of like 10/12. Some were definitely because of the 5% bonus or luck. Lover and I were on call for this. Once he got low, he told me I was "annoying" and "congrats" and hung up on the call. I had assumed I had already won at that point so I started celebrating in the chat before the game would end. I clicked on Discord to message someone that I had won and when I clicked back on the Royale game, I saw I was bee'd and getting bombed. This was a violation of our agreed upon terms! If you bring it, imma bring it back. So, I sniped him out of the game and claimed the victory I thought I already had. I was extremely confused as it all happened very quickly.
We haven't spoken since so I don't know what his version of events are but that is my understanding.
I never thought I would win a Royale, let alone make top 10, so I'm proud of myself. This was #ForSprite

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Comments
The Big 3
You’re clinically insane
nobody decent ever wins the games
Great game <3!! U did everything I wanted to do <3 xD
I won’t read all this most likely but congrats Posterboy
Congrats 👏
#ForSprite #ForLisa
no mention of my flop ass.. +20
Rain I didn't wanna do the whole tagging participation trophy stuff. But I appreciate you sister.
PosterBoy thank you! i did absolutely nothing for you, but i wouldve if i didnt take myself out before lmfao.
Welcome to the winner circle 🥹
Lover please find it within yourself to forgive PosterBoy, but also lets get more ruthless. Enobaria congrats mama
congrats poster. def a deserved winner.