last report did nothing

Just ordered a new spring/summer wardrobe 💁‍♀️💁‍♀️🤪🤪🐓🐓🧚🧚🦄🦄

But outlasted the opps. Oh Jo-Ellen don’t make that face.

I know that we have attackers advantage, but i think it would be cool to replace it with “First strike” instead. Since a lot of scores are super low and attackers makes a difference (codebreaker, balloons, holey), i think a flat 3-5 second extra comp time would even the playing field. This might put some of the fight back into the game. Also, items spawns have noticably gone down. Bump ‘em back up Sin!

Unless I twirl for you

Now I actually have to do work tmr. Smh

now im addicted searching for more cause i want the rabbit flame!!

i remember being at a beach hotel that had 2 pools. the first one was very empty and the 2nd one was really full my great grandmother was in it me and my sister were playing as kids but we were being too "loud" so we were separated i was trying to get a grindr hookup but didnt want my sister or mother looking at my grindr page my aunt made me a sandwich that i was supposed to save until the next day but you know my fatass ate 95% of it and when they called me out for eating it early i said "well i didnt eat the whole thing i saved some for tomorrow"

Leg 1 – New York City, USA Eliminated in Qualifiers – melanie & Legend 9th – camell22 & Suky Leg 2 – Banjul, The Gambia 8th – Connor & Kimmie Leg 3 – Lisbon, Portugal 7th – NaughtyNacho & Vitor Leg 4 – Taipei City, Taiwan 6th – Dani & Glacier Leg 5 – Helsingborg, Sweden 5th – spartagow & Queenie Leg 6 – Sarajevo, Bosnia and Herzegovina 4th – muribolt & lluckygc Leg 7 – Denpasar, Indonesia 3rd – MrsChloeKayCecci & Theeco Leg 8 – Finale – Vladivostok, Russia Runner-Up – Miami & hausofkimchi Winners – Marwane & Ivan

A Krispy Kreme? Was it crispy?

That if my thumbs hover too close over my iPhone screen - I don't even have to touch the screen itself - my Stars in Starfall move on me. Is there a way to turn that off?

Like whenever anything I don’t like happens here I just internally blame Connor and ask why he would do this to all of us and I feel 75% better instantly It’s better than what any therapy or skin cream could do

not what anyone else believes, i'm ok with being on an island on my own.

that's me!

Edit: Airi and I have called a truce. Proof that being a public cry baby pays off at my big age. <3 With people like Airi around lol like Im so serious. I know this is yet another hate blog about this fucking rat ruining Royale for people but like I would love the chance to play this game ONE TIME without this fucking weirdo just attacking me for absolutely no fucking reason. If the consensus is "I would rather kill myself than play this game with you", you might want to reevaluate.

I'll tell you which "The Challenge" Cast Member your Royale Game is most similar to *Royale IS the challenge. Repeat Cast Members, some rookies, dynamic gameplay.* Me: Ashley Mitchell. Winner. Controversial at times. I don't play every season but when I do trust the cast knows I'm there. Southern, Kind of a bad attitude at times (in games) Jaded - You're kind of giving Amanda Garcia. Going to be a target because of your reputation although you've never won. Some competitors are going to target you no matter what, so your placement will vary. You ride hard for your friends and are a lock to go deep if the cast is right, and you will never go down without a fight AngieKStan - You haven't played much, but you have a cute early boot to finalist arc. I think you are Corey Lay. You could def win one day when you play more. Airi - You're the Wes Bergman of Royale. You are a champion and a great competitor with a great 1v1 elimination record. You are also going to have the other competitors PRESSED because you are in the game and will likely dominate the early game. The people who you ride with are LUCKY, and you are a sure in to go deep unless another strategic powerhouse is in the game. King ily Amandasings04 - You are kind of giving Theresa Gonzalez Jones. You have had some iconic seasons and moments but you have never quite clutched the victory despite being a fairly well known force on the website. I think you are combative and keep people on their toes. Do I think you will win one day? Probably. Do i think you will need to alter your play style to do so? Also yes. Paulette - You are the Paula Meronek. It took you many seasons of riding with your friends to finally get a win, but you are a champion. You aren't the most threatening competitor, but your elite social game makes you a guarantee deep run in almost any season, and you can clutch a win sometimes. Evan - You are bringing Joss Mooney energy. You haven't played MUCH but you're definitely a threatening competitor despite not winning yet. I can guarantee if you want a win you will get one unless you get weaponed out. I'm not sure how much you care about royale, because you have other stuff going on, but you can do well if you want to Sam - I feel like you are the Dee Nguyen of Royale. You had a slow start but you came in hot and quicly became a player central to the storyline (with a little bit of controversy). A champion and one of the best of your era Elphaba - You are definitely the Queen Veronica Portillo of Royale. You can get what you want strategically but you also have the competitive chops to back it up. And you have 3 wins under your belt to show for your gameplay (could probably be more if you wanted it to be)! You have people that you are loyal to the death to and some opps who are upset every time you enter the battlefield. A true fan fave. Christos - you are definitely Devin Walker - a 1 time champ who relies on social bonds and can occasionally best out in competitions. With the right cast, you are skating to the end with ease. Some people think you are hot, some people don't get the hype (iykyk) and your friend group is polarizing. *loved by those in it, hated by those not*. A true king though who isn't afraid to make big moves and link up with anyone to stay in the game. You'll also go fearlessly against the grain.

Royale needs an enrollment restriction. It’s turned into The Challenge with the same people winning. But why do people bitch and complain about the people playing the game? Like you KNOW how it’s going to go.

if OG Race never comes back Jaded is going to keep blogging about it forever, but if OG Race *does* come back we're gonna have to constantly see Race win blogs from Jaded... maybe the solution is just perm ban him? idk just spitballing here

Service announcement. About the user named Ribs (pic)

So I have been back on this website for about two weeks now and wanted to give my feedback on the current state of games. Frenzy and Hysteria: my first thought about these two games is to get rid of one (probably frenzy) and keep hysteria. These two games are too similar to fill continuously and it causes an issue with new users. I had an irl friend I was with join the site and we couldn’t even play anything and he gave up. Arena: make it so that new users can play both frenzy/hysteria and arena when they start rather then 1 point requirement. This game fills fairly often and don’t think it requires any changes. Race: my personal favorite, I don’t think this needs to be touched except for potential to add a U-turn option. I can’t think of how to improve this game so if anyone has any suggestions let me know. Outcasted: the map and resource management can sometimes be a little annoying when the temperature stays at 40 half the game. Maybe change some of the variables on that game. Royale: this one is the big one that definitely needs some changes. First and foremost, as much as I love to play and love the ppl who do play there obviously needs to b some sort of enrollment limitation. Additionally, in all of the ones I’ve played food has never come into play, some sort of increase in the food depletion variable is necessary. If we want to keep it slow that’s fine but then if food hits 0 it should b insta death. It’s too easy. I also feel the payouts up top 1-4 need to increase while the payouts for the middle placements need to decrease so ppl aren’t so wiling to just suicide for 5-8. Competitions: keep them all!! It’s so much more fun when it’s more random. We won’t ever get the same ones. I know marypoppins is building one for fun as we speak. Overall I think the changes made since I was gone were great but a little bit of a slow space. There’s no reason to not ask for help!! At least in designing mini-games or events! Let me know if u guys have any thoughts or sin if you have any thoughts/suggestions. A lot of these shouldn’t b crazy hard coding changes and are as simple as changing variables Edit: a compromise I’ve considered for the frenzy/hysteria thing is one of the two (hoh or pov) being comp related and one being random. Everyone telling me they love frenzy yet no one ever joins. Both games can’t stay unless the site had more users.

It looks like I made every fat washed up old racist homophobic man at the race track upset with my social media presence 🥰 I just might have to post the time slips of them getting their asses whooped by this gay to remind them. I’d say your crown is slipping but I’m already wearing it David. Literally grabbing this second championship back to back and deucing the fuck out

but my airi royale ended in 10 minutes with a friendly wheel of fortune and everyone dying while saying they love each other glaceon royale just ended with 13 ppl agreeing to matchup, 2 rage quitting before it started, 2 ftds actually happening while the rest shooting and backstabbing each other, all with the soothing background noise of elphaba screaming on the top of his lungs at someone. Grats on winning psycho royale tisha

i’m comfortable with the negs this blog may receive but i think if you’re begging for a game similar to Castings you need to be psychologically analyzed because that format sucks bad

AngieKStan KaliMinaj miami pipes Jaded Grrrrrrrracie Fiji PosterBoy Goomybear MrsChloeKayCecci torimarie Davit

I will say a canarian expression - "Le planté el machango" when you tell someone off - "Me mandé a mudar" when you leave a place - "Ya el conejo me enriscó la perra" when something go really wrong - "Mira tú el pollaboba ese" when someone is an idiot - "Ay mijo, eres un harapiento" Someone dirty, poor, from the streets with broke clothes - "Mira que fisco chico!" Look how little - "Se te fue el baifo" When someone went crazy - "Oh" with a surprise face to say hello

I feel like when it lasted 2-3 days it felt like an event and winning was actually impressive, while now tht they take 16 hours i'd argue that winning a frenzy feels more important. Also the payouts are SO ass now... I don't get why people would give away their whole day to get 200 points that they could have gotten in an hour by winning 2 arenas.

This will combine Tengaged & Kovaze & Zwooper (from what I remember. I didn't play it much) __TIER 1. So Fun__ 1. Hysteria (ELO ERA) Kovaze - The best, most competitive, cutthroat game mode. Everyone was talking about ELO. I'll love and miss elo hysteria forever. I love the requirement to choose which competition you are going to play in for the week. It's strategy. It's comps. It's every good thing in a site. 2. Race (with Power Ups) - Kovaze - This took a great game and made it better. The EXTRA communication with your partner. It kind of adds a bit of unpredictability like taxi drivers and airport drama in the real race because what do you MEAN you're picking the stilettos when we are going to have to taxi every round??!??! 3. Arena - Golden Star - Kovaze - Nothing is more thrilling than being on an alliance call where 1 ally has POV and 2 allies are nominated. WHO WILL THEY SAVE? Who has the best shot to beat the third person in the comp? I've gotten blocked more over Golden Star Arena than any game mode in my years of these sites combined. 4. Frookies - Tengaged - I could frooks for DAYS. The unpredictability of the Algo for HOH was CHEFS KISS. EACH OTHER. NEG THE OTHERS. "I'm not voting until I get a 10 on this comment". The nostalgia hits so hard. 5. Arena - Classic Mode - Kovaze - This game is SOOO slept on. It's the best parts of fastings mixed with a finale that actually makes sense. SO GOOD. People only hate it if they're unlikeable game bot freaks 6. Royale - Kovaze - This is so thrilling and fun. The weapons make it possible for anyone to win, and this is more strategic than the predecessor from TG __TIER 2__ - Fun but I can't play it every day 7. Race (OG) - Kovaze - LOVE OG race; I just like new race better tbh. I liked old race when I was with a good partner, you could honestly predict the f3 teams as soon as the game started 8. Survivor - Tengaged - the infinite merge streaks, the spelling, the simplicity of hunting, the CHARTS of weeks of game data to determine the best person to sit. The emerging super tribes to take out that psycho who just broke your 42 merge streak. The frantic filling and offering noobs gifts to join the filling tribe. The CHAOS of a tribe swap only swapping 1 person over to be led to the slaughter. Ugh I love it sm. 8. Arena - Safety Chain - Kovaze - Perfection. Chaos. Drama. 9. The Duel - Tengaged - Good until they added the unenroll button. And when these would last a week because someone went inactive LMAO ___TIER 3__ - Liked enough where I played 10. Stars - Tengaged - THE DRAMAAAAA. The HIDDEN VOTE COUNTS. The betrayals and vlogs. I honestly have a soft spot for stars especially the friends that I made that I still have to this day. Def not for insecure people because those polls would humble you 11. Frenzy - Kovaze - Fun to meet people, kind of stale at times. I like the randomness of the comps 12. Fast Survival - Zwooper - The only game mode worth playing on there (other than the cop mini game where he ate the donuts) 13. Celebrities - Kovaze - I liked it ... I do think the public vote counts led to more stale gameplay imo. 14. Hunger Games - Tengaged - There was something so bad but so good about Tengaged Hunger. Idk how to explain it. The Corn Spots going to the most tenured players. The rowing out chats. Nostalgic but the game is sooo lackluster compared to Royale __TIER 4 - NOT MY CUP OF TEA BUT I APPRECIATE WHAT THEY ARE__ 15. Outcasted - Kovaze - I do love playing with my friends; It just gets too messy. I understand how the stats work but if you have 1 inexperienced player on your tribe it brings your whole average down. I have prob hunted 55 times and gotten food twice. 16. Arena - Weakest Link - Kovaze - The game mode is ran well. I just think these are boring bc I'm in arena to socialize and it's my least preferred game mode 17. Fast Castings - Tengaged - Everything was good until the finale where YOU HAD TO WAIT 12 HOURS FOR NOTHING TO HAPPEN?!?! like what??!? and the algo at f3 made NO SENSE except to 1 person who randomly understood how it worked.. 18. Slow Castings - Tengaged - Boring. I did like socializing with my pals, but the COMPLETE UNKNOWN ALGORITHM of how to even win the game made even the most versed players hella confused on what was going on. It was fun if you were doing well, but once you became a flavor nominated every round from F10-F5 and you pretty much knew who was winning by round 3, it was really only a social area. I did make friends in Castings but I couldn't be bothered once I got a job. The deaths were so cunt tho ___NOT FOR ME__ 19. Classic Rookies - Tengaged - It was slow castings but with LESS things to do. The only things these were used for were charity games which I WAS NOT A FAN OF other than hanging out to help my friends <3 <3. I would never have chosen to play this organically if it wasn't for charity games. 20. Hysteria (NO ELO) - Kovaze - I am not playing hard and backstabbing my friends for no elo. Borderline unplayable now I may be forgetting something if I am just let me know hugs

Didn’t even know I was in the game bc I was too busy winning a pickleball tournament Haters will hate while you are thriving irl :)

Congratulations to Connor and unfortunate, you have won The Race!

i rlly dont mind the new race... like it didnt change much?