idk the drama

but one time i was outside the club crying (as one does) and Jane saw me from her Bentley. she told her driver to stop (she has a driver because shes wealthy and believes in giving Americans jobs). she got out of the car and put a faux fur coat on my back (she clarified it was faux because she could sense i love animals) and she told me "no, woman! no cry!". she sat with me for an hour. she then reached into her purse and gave me 10,000$ and said "Never tell anyone i did this, please" (because she is humble). she then gave me a kiss on the cheek. Jane i am sorry to tell everyone about this private interaction but i think the world should know. i am the woman i am today because of you. and you look amazing for 57.