the pasta story

so i have never cooked in my life.. until today. i know its bad, i’m a spoiled brat. a leech on society.. i just put things in the airfryer, put it on a wrap and call it a day. but today was the day i wanted to cook.. so i made pasta. i was confident, but soon i was met with disappointment. the water overcooked!!!!! so my kitchen was flooded. i quickly screamed and cleaned, letting my pasta cook. i then got another pan for the sauce. yummy pesto!! and i mixed it with shredded cheese. it was all going well, until i dropped a spoon in my pan of pasta. while trying to get it out using a second spoon, i knocked over my sauce. i lost my shit. but i stayed positive and started over with the sauce. however i got impatient, so i put it too high… the cheese didnt like it. i was done, over it so i grabbed the pan with the pasta and let the water out. this went great! i put the penne in a bowl with the pesto sauce and burnt cheese. i take a bite.. and the pasta is fucking UNDERCOOKED!!!!! so im eating undercooked pasta with burned cheese. i am never cooking again.