Amanda Plays: Royale.

This is so much writing but tbh I wrote this down so I wouldn’t forget it all. This is just for the people who played if they were curious what was going on during or after their death. I can only speak from what I saw duh. I don’t expect anybody to read this in full. I am sleep deprived as hell but I GOT FINAL 3!!!! I’m so proud of myself Part 1 the bloodbath. Most people’s experience was saying “OMG CRAYADIAN JUST ATTACKED ME” and I would beg Cray to leave them alone if they were my allies. Yes Crayadian was basically the blood bath. Part 2 The shots. DakotaMagic Frostbite and I (with 8 arrows from Jane that she gave me for this kill) bombed and sniped Motherfart out of the game. I called for this kill because she was taking up D1 all game and I was trying to get my allies comfortably in the top 2 rows. mittens unlucky self got stuck in the bombs but I gave him a healing pack later as a show of goodwill. Then it gets ugly as Crayadian organizes a hit on Sobriquet. It was valid for Cray to do this bc Sobriquet was attacking her. We hear a boom and all I know is that one of the people who helped kill my sister was RandyBandy. I know that itsamodernlife is trying to trap and kill Frostbite, and I look around to notice I have like 4-5 people I know will not leak a word I say. I made my best move in launching a campaign for RandyBandy to get killed. Did I trust her that she wouldn’t kill me? Absolutely not. Did I think she was a direct threat to me? Absolutely not. When Frost and Sob died I told everybody that I don’t mind what happens as long as you don’t kill ME, DAKOTAMAGIC, MEZCAL, and BROOKIE. They would go on to make final 6 with me. I had very close friends left like carltonrs and maddie but I didn’t know if they could keep secrets. Additionally if I said I’ll mad at a Carlton kill then I’d be killed alongside him eventually. Maddie is my everything but she had power player Lover looking out for her and I didn’t know if I could trust her to not leak to Lover Part 3 Sobriquet’s angels sever. frostbite and I build the server of like 16 people where the only criteria is “will you help me find Randy” and this server goes on to run the rest of the season. It’s leaky AS HELL at first but it gets the job done and overnight they slaughter like half the cast. As I’m hunting down Randy I pass the president Donaldtrump and I remember my sister sob said trump was on her kill list. So I take a quick pit stop and attack her then give her berries and she dies in front of me. Idgaf and move on to find Randy. He flees which starts a cat and mouse chase and in the meantime we discover that THE ENTIRE OPPOSING ALLIANCE IS ON D5 and E5. SO WHAT DO I DO???? I UNLEASH KOVABEEZ LMFAOOOOO AND THEY START SCURRYING. The D5 and E5 Beez was a game changing moment because it showed us clear sides and enemies. JTee leads the charge and just goes around ruthlessly killing anybody in sight. Part 4 THE BETRAYAL. Lover jane and Runaways emerge from the shadows and just obliterate the Gowncil whatever that included starting with hwest14 shocking us with Jtee snapping kemi’s neck the moment she woke up and ending it with Carlton 15th. I’m just sitting in corners BEGGING ALL THREE OF THEM TO NOT KILL ME. AND IT PAID OFF LMFAOOOO EDIT: PART 4.5 IS WHEN JANE BRUTALLY MURDERED MADDIE. Wow that is my sister in every game ever. I love her so much. We spent half the game braiding hair at the lake or the abandoned carnival. I also left CarltonRS out of this blog who showed me what I was doing and watched over me while I went to see the trade for like 2 hours. Part 5 Amanda’s time. I’m seeing that if I don’t start making plans to kill other tributes then we’re just gonna have those 3 pick our boot order for us. By this point the only people from Sobriquet’s angels remaining are Jane Lover Runaways Me Dakota Mezcal Brookie and thewoman. I’m not turning on my alliance while there’s still like 6 others who can get killed ahead of us. Dakota Mezcal Brookie Woman and I lock in to try and kill all the other tributes. Poppy had to be first because we knew The Plastics (jane lover runaways) were protecting her. Everybody gets killed off except for Sobriquet’s Angels 7 and KrisStory and Flopcity who I randomly never talked to at all this game lmfao Part 6 The Runaways Assassination. This was the single craziest moment of the game because no one thought it would be possible. Dakota Mezcal and I lock in a final 3 with the goal of killing KrisStory as he was hoarding resources. Mezcal sends a KrisStory screenshot where he said like not to be condescending but they’re afraid of me and if they attack I have a plan but if they don’t I have a plan. I take that and slap it into jane’s PMs and its operation sell Kris down the river. I beg her and Lover to help us get Kris but they’re wary. ANYWAY…. I go to D2 (regular space) with the hopes of going to D1 (danger zone). I have only poison berries in my bag. I see Jane in there and ask her if I can pass but she doesn’t reply. Queen is AFK. I SPRINT into the room and wow that’s the most pop ups I’ve ever seen in my life. I grab them all then hide in the adjacent room where I find food and 2 kunais. I alert Dakota and Mezcal that we can finally make the move. But we’re not wasting this momentum on KrisStory no that’s just doing the plastics dirty work while we get attacked back. DakotaMagic and Mezcal debate back and forth and start reaching toward the logical conclusion to kill Jane because she’s the biggest threat by miles. They ask me “Amanda who do you think we should kill.” My response: Runaways. Dakota gets a lot from Runaways and we take the party over to Kris to knock him out so that he can’t just become Jane and Lover’s #3. Kris and Runaways Boom which opens up spots in the endgame that were previously locked up. Part 7 Turning on the showmance. I see that we can’t waste time on tracking down FlopCity because if he flips to Jane and Lover then we’re in big trouble. Mezcal and Dakota try to get Lover to no avail. Dakota randomly convinces Flopcity to eat berries 😭 and I realize that we’re not doing ourselves any favors in keeping around the showmance (Brookie and Woman) after many hours we snipe out the woman. As we’re moving around the arena we see a black fog coming straight for DakotaMagic almost like a tornado. I see jane’s hands reaching out and just like that they SNATCHED DAKOTA INTO THE THIN AIR. Just like that she was gone. THE FINAL 5. COOKIE VS THE WORLD. I beg jane and Lover to help us end this and finally Jane allows for the murder of Brookie. Final 4 is now AMEZCAL VS JANEVER FOR THE CROWN. At this point we all know what’s coming. Mezcal tries to play a bit dirty but at this point I’ve been sewing the most beautiful seeds with Janever that bear fruit at the last possible second. Lover gets Mezcal off my back and then we see Mezcal eat a whole buffet. I know that’s not doing anything so the only thing that can come is a….. BERRIES!!!!! I made final 3! Then I attacked Jane as she threw a Kunai right between my eyes. IT FELT AWESOME. I have to wait a bit tor mother Sin to correct my placement but it’s coming and I’m just really proud of my ability to navigate a game with that many moving pieces as someone who doesn’t just float and hide. I don’t play in the shadows and that’s really hard to manage in a 50 person cast