Royale Victor GLAM.

Following my recent Royale Victory, I headed to Secrets™ for my post-bloodbath glow up. Kiss listened to my ideas, gave guidance and provided many professional tips on styling my skinny, beautiful frame. Needless to say I am lost for words. The burns I received from being bombed by Papa? Vanished. The bruises I received from being man-handled by JTee? Covered. And the PTSD of Benopolis hunting me down in my sleep? Cured. Words cannot even express how delighted I feel being made to feel even more skinny than I already am, with the expertise of Kiss. I'm so happy to come home into the arms of my beloved, Jaded, feeling extra beautiful. I recommend all Kovazians to head to Kiss for your post-royale make-up glow ups, though she is fully booked with a winners only priority list currently.