akshar you broke me. many users will clap and cheer for this. i can't go on on kovaze anymore. i'm throwing myself off my balcony. goodbye cruel world.

only for the other line to then disconnect. wtf :(

could it be Carlos?

I've been updating for an hour without doing anything else, am I a geek?

akshar that outfit was mine what the fuck i joined like 8 games today to afford it and at final dc you snatch it up from me. you will pay for this

If you get attacked and not play the comp it counts as you running away instead of losing so u lose 10hp instead of 30 and i just think that incentivize the usage of auto clickers since it would take someone around 2 hours to kill you without weapons... like if you lost 30hp people would actually be scared of using auto clickers cuz it would take someone attacking u 4 times for u to die...

I just sit here hoping robbieriot internet drops out

messyj please advise

also players snatching everyones hair and their mothers in discord chats over being strangled by ropes

If you're thinking about joining the next Royale, please ask yourself this first. "Am I more qualified for this game than Kovaze user chanel?" All of you will then have answered 'no' in your head because you are not more qualified to play royale than she is. Here in lies a problem, my good judy is working for the next 4 hours. Tisha & JTee Stall for her.

get in there

Some fun takeaways: 1. Comps really don’t matter. I didn’t play a single one and still placed 4th. It’s way more about strategy and surviving than winning challenges. 2. It’s honestly better than Hunger Games on t*ngaged. There’s more to do, more ways to get taken out, and it’s just better designed overall. 3. Poison berries are a scam. Also, never accept food from anyone. Ever. 4. Hoard supplies, work with people to take others out, and do not sleep. I literally got eliminated while filling up my water bottle at work lmaoo. 5. Don’t make yourself a huge threat. I honestly think I lasted as long as I did because I didn’t come off as threatening to anyone.

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do I look like a queen of hell Bagel

Let’s affirm ourselves and all win in everything we do :)

I was straight. I'm not dating Luna, she's my best friend on the site and my wife. <3 I'm gay and proud! Not that it matters but thanks for the posts and attention.

and i’ll tell you how excited i’d be to be race partners with you and why doom - ive never seen u play a comp before so i think ur a flop icl, but i’d be so so so excited regardless. we’d have a fun time riding our bikes across the finish line and thats what matters!! Bagel - so i havent seen u play much either until this morning i think, and i think we’d balance each other out very well so i’d love to be partners! kaliminaj - WE NEEEED TO BE PARTNERS!!! i think we’d be able to humble quite about every other team together, it rlly needs to happen i’d LOVE it ethan - i like glitter and you’re the glitter gif maker king.. i think we’d struggle but i’d be excited cause i think we’d laugh about our flopness rather than get mad at each other lolicapolica - YK I LOVE ME SOME MELICA!! ugh being your partner is always so fun, like yes we do struggle and our bike tires break eventually.. but i’d be so excited cause i know it’d be an amazing time venusvafa - exciteds of exciteds. like.. you’re my best friend and its fucking evil we have never been paired before?? we’d be like the team everyone thinks they can beat and therefore they walk and then we walk too and still beat them like an underdog typa thing and i loveeee that!! marieeve - okay girl i love you but.. i think that’d be a definite 10th or 9th JSJSJDJD like i’d be excited cause ur my girl but my placements avg. will not be LMAO goomybear - i’d be excited!! youre such a fun partner to have.. eventho i remember u bullying me when i was new for my 120 in shapes…… HAHAHAHA and then u yelled at me for training 500 in deal a long time after that…… NAJDJDJDJDJNXJSJDJDJD but i’d be super excited cause we balance each other out well and memories like that make me giggle now mittens - its been a while!! how have u been? i think i’d be excited cause if i remember, youre an icon at the comps i suck at and vice versa so i feel like we’d be a super steady team glitter - idk how you play comps at all dhdjdj like ive seen u around but i feel like i.. would sigh and roll my eyes cause idk u really and i’d assume ur bad at all the comps and i’m not good enough to carry LOL misschloekay - we’d struggle so much but i’d be soooo excited cause i know we’d have a lot of fun!! my non elim fave partner kinda thing like whee we can only make more iconic moments from there! luxray - i’d be so so so excited! youre super fun to chat with and overall very pleasant to be around, and i think we’d work really really well together and slay a lot of the comps we both excell in!! yeah, i thjnk we could be a dangerous duo:) sweetheart - i’d be excited yeah! i think we’d do well together! we have to get our win.. third times the charm they say:) morgan - oh my, our race was probably still the fave ive had.. like we had so much fun, giggling and all that like. how did we make finales??? i laughed out loud at all our scores and the lack of luck on our side, i’d be sooo excited to get to do that all over again jaded - ive been saying it for a while now, i want to be partners!! i dont think we’d do amazing, but i’d be rlly excited:) like i’m a yapper, you’re a yapper.. and i think it’d be the final needed push from enemies to friends yk LMAOO i think we’d have a lot of fun racing<3 suicide - i have loved playing arenas with you so i think i’d be excited!! we’d queen out together and just try to have fun rather than pressure, so yeah i think it’d be a goood time:) lexey - we havent rlly interacted much but from what i’ve seen youre such an icon- so yes i’d be excited but i dont think we’d be getting super far.. maybe bingo is the better game for us to stick to? LMAAOAOAOI but yes i’d be excited just bc ik itd be a funnn time itsamodernlife - as long as you dont go afk on me… i’d be very very very excited!! i think we’d do well and like, youre my best friend so we’d have a great time regardless<3 tone - i think youre funny and decent at mist comps, so i’d be excited to race around the world with you! hausofkimchi - I WOULD BE SOOOOO EXCITED like yk ur my bestie and we’d do sooo well.. we need to get that win we DESERVEEEE ugh i love u!! cherry - i’d be excited cause youre my girl, its always a fun time racing with you cause were both yappers so it doesnt get boring!! we would struggle.. and god its over when guitar comes cause were both horrible at it but i love racing with u!! sad202 - i think we have been partners before and from what i remember, we always do well together! so i’d be excited to get partnered with you and get that win we deserveee!! mango - i feel like weve interacted before but just arent around at the same time:( but i’d be happy to have you as a partner, you’re very kind and i think we’d both do well together! rain - i would be stoked!! we always have fun in arena and i think we ate once when we were partners in race. such a fun person so we’d be having a great time! pgamer - you’re the person i wanna get partnered with most when we play a race together<3 so i’d be beyonddd excited! you’d have to drag me over the finishline every time, but it’d be a good time as long as.. you take control of transport instead of my greedy ass LMAO SNDHDJDJ yeehaw - eh, in all honesty i don’t think i’d be super excited after you saved an inactive over me or my friend in arena, that was mean! dynasty - oh my god, we need a redemption story!! so i’d be super excited. like.. i nuked you the fuck down.. had i not.. i think we couldve won UGHHH maddie - i’d be super excited!! we’d eat down together and giggle while doing it! we’d show them that the girlies are in fact BIG THREATS TOO like.. champ - i think we worked together in an arena once cause we were both allyless and that was fun! i think i’d be excited to have you as a partner, just uncertain if we’d do well randomize - idk you! so idk if i’d be excited or not until i see the first comp performance lmao.. but i love getting partnered with people idk just to make new friends so in that aspect i’d enjoy it<3 elio - OH YK HOW EXCITED ID BE!! i’d be jumping up and down, having the TIME of my life.. we’d have to bike about every round, but somehow manage to survive round after round:)

I saw Glitter and goodvibesgal's blogs about their good news and wanted to share some as well. My mom is cancer free for the SECOND TIME as of yesterday. She is such a bad bitch, seriously. Two different cancers, unrelated (Breast stage 1 and lung stage 3), within the last 10 years. I am so proud of her. She's even doing her hair again and not wearing hats in public. I swear, she only got sick once from chemo. Hoping you all have an amazing week. <3

1. Stalk for popups 2. Stalk for popups 3. Bomb a square 4. Turn on an alliance 5. Repeat But no in all honesty I had so much fun even if people hated me after. The game mode is so tiring but so worth it. Killed 18% of the cast (number includes myself). If you have any questions let me know I'd love to help people out / explain how stuff works!

On Monday February 16th 2026, I was going about my normal day sending emails making real boss movements when suddenly as I switched to my Kovaze tab I noticed something strange. A blue game was filling called Royale. There had been rumblings for weeks as to when this game would be opened up to the general public so seeing the open game I did not hesitate to join. I quickly tried to alert some sisters of mine, but unfortunately none were able to make it into the arena in time. This was going to have to be a solo mission. I purchased some new frocks from my Tribute Stylist, melanie, and felt as ready as I could. Upon entering the arena I was a bit lost. I was at work at the time of the bloodbath, so I missed some opening drama and moved to a square close to me. Part of Royale is knowing what type of player you need to be. There are different playstyles you can take and certainly ways to maximize all of your actions. In my first room I saw my first target, Smores_poptart . Bottom line I knew I could beat him in most games and was fiending for a quick little battle in the early days of this game. Needless to say, I dog walked in Starfall he ran away and minutes later was pronounced dead. No repeat players here, Royale 3 would be for the students of the game. After his death, I was admittedly bloodthirsty. I was a bit peeved that after weakening a tribute I did not get the credit for it on the death list. My mission in the game from this point on was to get on the board. That's when I ran across target #2 eliotwhi . He was in a room alone and wearing the previously exclusive, now outlet mall slop Gold AngieK Visor. Needed to get chin checked for that bc dont wear my glasses. I attack, he runs. Shoots me with arrows and then gets away. I'm wounded now, but I know I'll find him again and he knows whats coming. That was my experience on night 1, I was still very naive to all going on around me and innocently wasting a lot of my inventory. I went to sleep next to one of the careers, not really too worried about getting killed in my sleep because I was nearby a lot of stronger players. Upon waking up I noticed there were some deaths, most notably being my ally and Royale showmance Jaded . This was a power player taken out early, so I knew there were strings being pulled behind the scenes. Rival alliances searched for each other that morning and I moved around the arena hoping to find some easy pickings and get on the board. While moving around I found many helpful items including three bombs two teleports and many energy drinks. I felt setup pretty nicely to freely move around and if I found myself cornered, I had security to teleport. I continued moving, never staying stagnant in one place as I didn't want my whereabouts known. While moving around, I found target #3 MotherFart . Outcasted beefs die hard. No better place to settle things than the Royale Arena. I attack. She runs. Are we scared MotherFart? That's fine though. That's why we have bombs. I drop two on the square she moved to, not caring much about anyone else who may have been there with her. I head to the space afterwards and she had already fled the scene. Hmph. I'll find you. I keep moving after this and forget exactly what happened, but I moved somehow. Papa could probably tell you better because he knows everyone's location at all times. Scary stuff. Eventually I find Mother again. I rope her and attack. Its flags, I'm feeling like I have her cornered when suddenly I'm teleported once again by some bees? I lost it at Kovazbees like what're we doing here. Now I was put onto a space that was worrisome for me with Marwane and a familiar face from before Eliot. I honestly wanted no smoke at this exact moment; I more so was focused on the one that farts. Clearly though, there would be no peace in this room as immediately arrows are shot at me and knives are thrown. I can't even throw my shit back before I realize eliot is now attacking me. Ok girl, hope you are packed up because your Royale journey will be ending here. I empty my bag on her which admittedly was a bit of a waste because I think he would've died just from getting slayed by me in Starfall. Marwane just watched it all happen, too stunned by my beauty to get revenge for his fellow ally. From this moment on, the game had changed. I was no longer the fun sassy girl taking on the world on her own. I was now the main target of the big bad wolf, Envious . He began to stalk me and made my low stress time getting a haircut very stressful as I knew he could likely kill me at any moment. I had to seek shelter and found my way to Nuke Nirvana in the upper corner with Bratz and Sin . I had previously handed Bratz poison berries and roped Sin earlier, so these girls were nervous having me around, but it was no beef. Moments later my stalker arrives. Now at the time Envious arrives I'm in a race game as I need to brush up on these comps just in case, I get them in a battle later. I believe he tried to attack me during this time, but I just didn't notice as my health went down and a battle was cancelled. He leaves and I breathe for a moment before teleporting to the other side of the map where my 5th biggest op in the game Womanizer was hiding. Every square was beginning to feel dangerous. Thankfully though the Race Gods paired me with Womanizer and we were able to work it out on the remix. I stayed on the square with him and another user I believe it was Mario for probably an hour or two as I went to do real boss girl things (squats). When I returned more had died and a coalition of non-career tributes got together to take out part of the big alliance, Christos. This was truly the gag and a you had to be there moment. It was quick, concise, and effective. After this the tribute count continued to fall, as did the Kovaze clock. I was growing tired, but I knew the moment I fell asleep I would be killed for my war crimes. I stayed strong until about a little passed 1. That's when I began to fade. I fought as hard as I could, but quickly after my dozing began, I entered a deep slumber. I arose to find that I had been killed by honey. It just sucks being killed strictly for being prettier than someone. Honey, I hope you enjoy the heartburn my two energy drinks will give you and just know you wasted supplies. X O X O Overall, Royale is as fun as you make it. If you play the hiding game or just stick to an alliance, I can see this game being boring. if you go out of your way to be your own type of Katniss Everdeen it is exhilarating and the most fun game on the site. This game does reward insomniacs and the jobless so the only changes I'd call to be made would be more defensive items to protect against bombings and coordinated sneak attacks. unfortunate im pulling for you.

They should create new sports for those of us who aren't talented at anything because wdym I'll never be the best at anything just bcuz my parents couldn't afford to put me in classes 😭

Finally some fucking good news about my health for once. I just got my tumor tests this morning and I already got the results: left adrenal tumor: "2.1 cm lipid-rich left adrenal adenoma" left renal tumor: benign. I can breathe a little easier. Thanks to everyone who has let me vent like crazy the past month or so and have listened to me whine and cry. Y'all know who yall are. ✌🏻

Some fun takeaways: 1. Comps really don’t matter. I didn’t play a single one and still placed 4th. It’s way more about strategy and surviving than winning challenges. 2. It’s honestly better than Hunger Games on t*ngaged. There’s more to do, more ways to get taken out, and it’s just better designed overall. 3. Poison berries are a scam. Also, never accept food from anyone. Ever. 4. Hoard supplies, work with people to take others out, and do not sleep. I literally got eliminated while filling up my water bottle at work lmaoo. 5. Don’t make yourself a huge threat. I honestly think I lasted as long as I did because I didn’t come off as threatening to anyone.

YOU ARE MINE!

It’s nothing to do with your hormones, it’s about your attitude though, don’t expect kindness to be given to you if kindness isn’t reflected by you. I told you from the get go that it was a joke, I made multiple edits and sent to multiple people, out of all of them, you are the ONLY one who has an issue with it, heavy on the ONLY. Don’t try to make this into something it isn’t, cause I see the direction you’re going with this. If you want to argue and play victim you just have to say so, so I can set the stage for our performance. Every. Single. Conflict I see you in, you’re always somehow the victim. If I’m a nasty piece of shit, based off what I’ve seen from your twitter that’s what you like boo. So I guess all that’s left is for me to bend over & aim in your mouth. Kiss my ass hoe.

Drunk so PYN for something lexey mother!!!! I think we need to talk more I love your vibe sm brookie my bot queen I’ve never seen you before today but you’re so fucking funny legend queen gag down boots mama I’m deceased jaded ok so like I think I used to want to be friends with you but you were NASTY but I’m a Miley girl too so maybe it’s ok cray CRAY12780 PUT THIS IN chazz king of Mardi Gras I want to party with you so fucking bad omfg chibi ok so I keep in my mind at all times that you want to try magnolia bakery and next time I’m in ny I have to take you yandertron21 my yan ❤️❤️❤️ you’re so so so so gay I love it misschloekay ok icon legend and the moment you’re so fucking funny even though you give off DARK WNERGY glitter A DARK AURA EMINATES FROM YOU YOU WERE BANNED FOR SOMETHING I THINK I DONT KNOW I MUST PLACE A SALT CIRCLE RANDYBandy IVE LOST THE PLOT I THINK PLESSE HELP ME DM ME YOUR INSTAGRAM

A deal about not going to each other because i was seeing a group of people waiting for we kill each other and then do their stuff, he said me that we had a deal and after 30 minutes he came with 27477237 people to kill me, NOW I WAS RIGHT, you have what you deserve for be idiot and play that role of defend your dead Friends xD

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The tribes: HEROES - melanie - Jaded - VenusVafa - Mochalatte - Rain VILLAINS - Marwane - Amandasings04 - ilovetosing - Sophie - Hare - Paul MERGE - melanie (hero) - Jaded (hero) - Marwane (villain) - Amandasings04 (villain) - VenusVafa (hero) - Sophie (villain) - Rain (hero) RULES Format: Golden Star - POV winner must safe someone from their own tribe at all times, unless the bottom 3 is all villains. - This lasts until the F7. - At the F7, the merge happens. POV is now allowed to save whoever they want. - Heroes wear blue, villains wear red, merge cast wears black. NOTES: It seemed as if the heroes had this in the back.. but a sudden all heroes bottom 3 quickly turned the game on its head. The villains were in the minority in merge, but managed to eliminate all the heroes and end up in an all-villain final 3. Heroes domimated the pre-merge, but the villains dominated the merge. Congrats to Sophie for winning Heroes vs. Villains Arena!

MY HANDS ARE OVER MY EARS. I CAN'T COPE WITH THE SOUNDS OF THE CANNON. THE CAREERS ARE TURNING ON EACH OTHER... I'M SUBMERGED IN THE WATERFALL I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANY MORE

okay so i wanted to write a quick lil thing on how i found it to have a shop on kovaze.. this is to motivate other new designers who haven’t had the courage to open a shop yet themselves, or simply for people that are interested in learning about my experience. the idea of starting a shop had been on my mind since i started designing, but i was very scared to do it. what if people didn’t like my designs? what if i’d flop? what if it’d be a waste of money? i just wanted it to go well because i set high standards for myself in every single thing i do, even silly little things like a shop on an online platform🤣 but when people were reaching out to me saying they loved my designs and encouraging me to sell them, i finally found the confidence, made my shop and placed a bid. i spent 1.7k to open the shop, secretly hoping my bid wouldn’t be enough so i had more time.. but it was honestly such a steal and i got my shop! i woke up around 11:20pm kvt and uploaded some of my stock. i got my first sale at about as soon as i posted, which felt really rewarding! in the first hour, i already sold 12 items.. like what?? i was less than 200 koinz away from break even after an hour, which blew my mind. the sales just kept coming in and in- that meant people really really liked my designs and i was so happy! in total i made 23.6k in sales total and within less than 48 hours, all 40 of my stock was sold out. i still can’t believe how succesful things were, but it gave me such a motivation boost to keep designing and maybe even open a shop again in the future. for now i feel like it was just a one time thing to get the experience, but you never know! the positive reactions and feedback have really boosted my spirits and confidence, so i’m very grateful for that. for all the people that helped me with my questions, thank you as well🩷 and of COURSE.. a big thank you to everyone that supported my shop<3 it’s so fun and nice to see people in games wearing the outfits i made and i’m just really relieved and happy my designs were received well, rather than being laughed at. i managed to help out some friends as well by selling my designs for the lowest possible prices, which also felt nice to be able to do! some overall stats: total in sales: 23.600 koinz made: 4.720 total profit: 3.020 it was quite addicting to keep refreshing my page and see if i made any sales, it was also rlly fun to see who bought what in the shop history! i think this was a satisfying, succesful first shop experience and we shall see if mel’s bakery will be back in the future:) thank you all so much for the support, i’m very very grateful and relieved you liked my work🩷 to anyone still on the fence about selling their designs, my advice would be to just do it and see how it goes! don’t let fear hold you back, because it might bring you happiness and satisfaction<3<3