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Yeehaw
Yeehaw
Mezcal
its royale mcdonalds snack wrap time
itsamodernlife
She was snubbed. #JusticeForPapa
Medusaluh
me found out gollum gaY! me put on cute bowtie :3
Benopolis
6th unfortunate Killed by JTee 9th Benopolis Killed by Tisha 10th Adam Killed by papa 12th shrimpfriedrice Killed by JTee 13th Greedy Killed by JTee 15th AngieKStan Killed by honey we may have all lost but we still changed the game up on the way out. not including the #backstabber
Amandasings04
I was straight. I'm not dating Bagel, she's my best friend on the site and my wife. <3 I'm gay and proud!
Mezcal
Bagel
lolicapolica
I was wrongfully banned for a day because I spoke the truth under this blog?? Now look at this and tell me I was wrong….. https://www.kovaze.com/blog/76381#comment-187320
DakotaMagic
kovazians. PAPA IS ON THE RUN. I REPEAT PAPA IS ON THE RUN. IF ANY USERS SEE PAPA. PLEASE ALERT TISHA. PAPA IS A TRAITOR By Tisha, 3 minutes ago 3rd papa Killed by papa
MessyJ
I was straight. I'm not dating Luna, she's my best friend on the site and my wife. <3 I'm gay and proud! Not that it matters but thanks for the posts and attention.
and i’ll tell you how excited i’d be to be race partners with you and why doom - ive never seen u play a comp before so i think ur a flop icl, but i’d be so so so excited regardless. we’d have a fun time riding our bikes across the finish line and thats what matters!! Bagel - so i havent seen u play much either until this morning i think, and i think we’d balance each other out very well so i’d love to be partners! kaliminaj - WE NEEEED TO BE PARTNERS!!! i think we’d be able to humble quite about every other team together, it rlly needs to happen i’d LOVE it ethan - i like glitter and you’re the glitter gif maker king.. i think we’d struggle but i’d be excited cause i think we’d laugh about our flopness rather than get mad at each other lolicapolica - YK I LOVE ME SOME MELICA!! ugh being your partner is always so fun, like yes we do struggle and our bike tires break eventually.. but i’d be so excited cause i know it’d be an amazing time venusvafa - exciteds of exciteds. like.. you’re my best friend and its fucking evil we have never been paired before?? we’d be like the team everyone thinks they can beat and therefore they walk and then we walk too and still beat them like an underdog typa thing and i loveeee that!! marieeve - okay girl i love you but.. i think that’d be a definite 10th or 9th JSJSJDJD like i’d be excited cause ur my girl but my placements avg. will not be LMAO goomybear - i’d be excited!! youre such a fun partner to have.. eventho i remember u bullying me when i was new for my 120 in shapes…… HAHAHAHA and then u yelled at me for training 500 in deal a long time after that…… NAJDJDJDJDJNXJSJDJDJD but i’d be super excited cause we balance each other out well and memories like that make me giggle now mittens - its been a while!! how have u been? i think i’d be excited cause if i remember, youre an icon at the comps i suck at and vice versa so i feel like we’d be a super steady team glitter - idk how you play comps at all dhdjdj like ive seen u around but i feel like i.. would sigh and roll my eyes cause idk u really and i’d assume ur bad at all the comps and i’m not good enough to carry LOL misschloekay - we’d struggle so much but i’d be soooo excited cause i know we’d have a lot of fun!! my non elim fave partner kinda thing like whee we can only make more iconic moments from there! luxray - i’d be so so so excited! youre super fun to chat with and overall very pleasant to be around, and i think we’d work really really well together and slay a lot of the comps we both excell in!! yeah, i thjnk we could be a dangerous duo:) sweetheart - i’d be excited yeah! i think we’d do well together! we have to get our win.. third times the charm they say:) morgan - oh my, our race was probably still the fave ive had.. like we had so much fun, giggling and all that like. how did we make finales??? i laughed out loud at all our scores and the lack of luck on our side, i’d be sooo excited to get to do that all over again jaded - ive been saying it for a while now, i want to be partners!! i dont think we’d do amazing, but i’d be rlly excited:) like i’m a yapper, you’re a yapper.. and i think it’d be the final needed push from enemies to friends yk LMAOO i think we’d have a lot of fun racing<3 suicide - i have loved playing arenas with you so i think i’d be excited!! we’d queen out together and just try to have fun rather than pressure, so yeah i think it’d be a goood time:) lexey - we havent rlly interacted much but from what i’ve seen youre such an icon- so yes i’d be excited but i dont think we’d be getting super far.. maybe bingo is the better game for us to stick to? LMAAOAOAOI but yes i’d be excited just bc ik itd be a funnn time itsamodernlife - as long as you dont go afk on me… i’d be very very very excited!! i think we’d do well and like, youre my best friend so we’d have a great time regardless<3 tone - i think youre funny and decent at mist comps, so i’d be excited to race around the world with you! hausofkimchi - I WOULD BE SOOOOO EXCITED like yk ur my bestie and we’d do sooo well.. we need to get that win we DESERVEEEE ugh i love u!! cherry - i’d be excited cause youre my girl, its always a fun time racing with you cause were both yappers so it doesnt get boring!! we would struggle.. and god its over when guitar comes cause were both horrible at it but i love racing with u!! sad202 - i think we have been partners before and from what i remember, we always do well together! so i’d be excited to get partnered with you and get that win we deserveee!! mango - i feel like weve interacted before but just arent around at the same time:( but i’d be happy to have you as a partner, you’re very kind and i think we’d both do well together! rain - i would be stoked!! we always have fun in arena and i think we ate once when we were partners in race. such a fun person so we’d be having a great time! pgamer - you’re the person i wanna get partnered with most when we play a race together<3 so i’d be beyonddd excited! you’d have to drag me over the finishline every time, but it’d be a good time as long as.. you take control of transport instead of my greedy ass LMAO SNDHDJDJ yeehaw - eh, in all honesty i don’t think i’d be super excited after you saved an inactive over me or my friend in arena, that was mean! dynasty - oh my god, we need a redemption story!! so i’d be super excited. like.. i nuked you the fuck down.. had i not.. i think we couldve won UGHHH maddie - i’d be super excited!! we’d eat down together and giggle while doing it! we’d show them that the girlies are in fact BIG THREATS TOO like.. champ - i think we worked together in an arena once cause we were both allyless and that was fun! i think i’d be excited to have you as a partner, just uncertain if we’d do well randomize - idk you! so idk if i’d be excited or not until i see the first comp performance lmao.. but i love getting partnered with people idk just to make new friends so in that aspect i’d enjoy it<3 elio - OH YK HOW EXCITED ID BE!! i’d be jumping up and down, having the TIME of my life.. we’d have to bike about every round, but somehow manage to survive round after round:)
Britt
from me since I’m almost home for the day and will be kinda bored! (will finish all) And BONUS…since users with food-based names intrigue me so much on here (looking at you shrimpfriedrice) I’ll give everyone I write about a new food-based avi name that fits you perfectly based on my thoughts 💭! Just give me about 15 min to start! Mezcal - you are one of those people who somehow manages to be hilarious and intense at the exact same time, and I honestly don’t know how you pull that off. Your blogs are always entertaining, but what I really notice is how much personality you bring onto the blogs page or in games. I think you’re funny in a way that sneaks up on people, which makes your blogs even better. Food name: CosmicBrownie fun and when people like you, they love you. Ethan - you are one of those people who seems really intuitive and thoughtful about others, and that stands out to me. I appreciate the way you show up and the way you think about people, and you have a way of bringing a different perspective now and again that I've noticed. <3 Food name: LoadedBakedPotato because you have more depth than people expect Glitter - we have not interacted a ton, but I appreciate that you are part of the community. It is good having a mix of personalities. There was a recent moment where something was said by you (I don't know the full story) that I did not completely agree with or condone given the context I had, but I also believe people grow and learn from situations, and I always try to leave space for that. Food name: Sprinkles because it's close to Glitter but for food lol DOOM - you are one of those people who is hilarious without even trying, and your blogs always crack me up. I also think you are way smarter than you let on, which makes reading what you write even better. I adore you for how happy you make LEXEY, and I really appreciate what a good friend you are to me and Evan, too. Thanks for always being a friend we can count on. <3 Food name: SpicyRamen - idk it seems to fit ya PosterBoy - you are one of those people I ended up respecting even after our Celebrities game where we were on opposite sides, idk WHY though lmao. In Celebrities I trusted you and yeah, you nominated me more times than I can count, but I still thought you were smart and really funny, and I do enjoy that you have a tendency towards dry humor, which makes me lol a lot. Since, I like to think we have actually become friends and allies, and I always have fun in Race games (even when we flop) or just hanging on calls with the group. Food name: Poboy! - it's just a shorter name to what you have and who doesn't love a Louisiana Poboy!? Nexa - you are one of those people who just seems really chill, and I appreciate that more than you. We have not crossed paths a ton recently, but every interaction I can remember has been easygoing and positive, and that kind of energy is underrated. I am glad you are around! <3 Food name: Marshmallow because they are just this chill food that feels nostalgic to lots of people ;) brookie - you are one of those people I loved instantly, and that has never changed. We do not even have to talk all the time because we always just pick up right where we left off, and I know you will always have my back and I will always have yours. You literally always crack me up. Most importantly, you are truly a girls girl, and I honor that so much, because that kind of loyalty, friendship, and love can be hard to find sometimes back on TG and now here, and I am really grateful truly for you. Food name: StrawberryMilkshake - I know you are "cookie" but I chose this one because you are sweet, a little extra in the best way (pink obvi), and you bring all them boys to the yard duh ;) Blazer - you are one of those people who has just always been there, and that kind of loyalty means a lot to me. We go way back to the old Survivor days and have been allies more times than I can even count, and through all of it we have never turned on each other. I really appreciate your friendship and I am glad we have been able to share so many games and memories over the years. Food(ish) name: Blackstone LMAO ... you know why... LEXEY - you are one of those people who is just my whole heart on this site, and I do not think that will ever change. We do not even have to talk all the time because I always know you are there, and I know I could message you anytime and you would be there for me, just like I will always be there for you. I am so happy for you and DOOM, and I hope you know how much I love you, how much I appreciate your friendship, and how grateful I am for the way you have always been there for me and Evan through everything for years and years. Food name: AngelFoodCake - throwback to when we would wear our angel avis and call each other angel - also Evan's Angels aka the EvANNgers (wow) KbeastW - you are one of those people who is just genuinely easy to be around, and I have always appreciated that about you. You are loyal, friendly, and you play a solid game without needing to make a ton of noise about it, and I really respect that style. I always enjoy crossing paths with you, and I am glad you're here and we need to catch up soon! Food name: PotatoChip - lol no idea why - just seems to fit dino - you are NOT a dinosaur (lol jk..jk) you are one of those people I always notice on the blogs page because I really enjoy your perspective and your sense of humor. I still giggle about the name pronunciation thing because that genuinely cracked me up a bit, and I love little humorous moments like that when they come up on the blogs page. We have not played many games together, but I would honestly like to get to know you more because you seem like someone I would really enjoy talking to. Food name: DinoNuggets because I could not resist and YES I am that cheesy :D Kemi - you are one of those people who probably knows me better than most on this website, and I truly value our friendship more than I can put into words. You have always had my back, and you are someone I know I could go to anytime if I needed anything in the world and you would try to help, and that kind of loyalty means everything to me. You are honest to a fault, absolutely UNMATCHED with your one liners in group chats that literally make me laugh out loud, and you will always hold a special place in my heart. I think we both understand how important we are to each other, and for that alone, I am truly grateful. Love you sm <3 Food name: HotSauce - cause you so spicy and something a true Louisiana girl could never live without! ;) Brxan - you are one of those people I have known for a long time now, and even though our history has had its rough patches, we have always been able to talk. I still think about how, even when we were not on the best terms, we could get on a call and just talk about everything, and I always genuinely enjoyed that. Now that we have made our peace, I have really enjoyed playing games together and building trust. I do believe if I ever needed something I could message you and you would try to help and I appreciate that about you. Food name: Do I even need to say it.... BaconandRice OBVIOUSLY lmao CarltonRS - you are one of those people I am really glad I met on here. You are genuinely so nice, and I adore you and katheryn so much (y'all are so cute), and I really appreciate how good of a friend you have been to Evan, too. You are an absolute beast in games, and I noticed right away how loyal you are but also really competitive, which I can appreciate and honestly am used to since Evan is the same way lol which is why I think you guys are good friends. I am really happy to have met you, and I am looking forward to getting to know you even more as we keep playing and spending time around here. Food name: RootBeerFloat - idk why it seems fun lol Space - you are one of those people who is just really easy to talk to, and I have always enjoyed the interactions we have had. We have not interacted much recently, but every interaction has been positive or just the game, and you come across as thoughtful and laid back, which I appreciate. I am glad we have crossed paths here, and I am looking forward to playing more together in the future! Food name: Since your name is Space I think MilkyWay lol Jaded - you are one of those people I feel like I have known forever, and it still makes me laugh that you used to hate me on the other site and now here we are. You are so extra, so funny, and literally hilarious on calls, and I love both your competitive side and your crazy side in games because it just makes everything more fun. We don't talk all the time, but I always enjoy it when we do, and I really do think of you as a great friend and someone I know I would always be loyal to, and I genuinely appreciate you and adore who you are, especially outside the craziness of the site. Food name: PopRocks - because they are so fun and a crazy experience - just like us ;) PadamPadam - you are one of those people where even when games get chaotic between us, I have never stopped thinking of you as a friend. I know Outcasted got a little crazy and I was like I cannot play with you, but honestly I think that just means we are similar in games and both go hard, which I actually respect a lot. Outside of that you have always been sweet and kind to me, and you know I like you and that we will always be friends. You are a really strategic player, you compete hard, and I genuinely respect that about you. Food name: Wasabi (game analogy lol - stick with me) looks sweet and innocent enough until you try a bit of it and are wtf did I just do...LOOOL itsamodernlife - you are one of those people I always notice, first because I genuinely love your username and second because you really are def great at arena (I need to join with you sometime). We have not played together a ton and I do not think we know each other super well, but I have seen you around the blogs page and you seem witty, smart, and like someone who is loyal and competitive, which I really respect. I have honestly enjoyed getting to know you secondhand just by being around the same spaces, and I would definitely like to play more together sometime. Food name: CheeseFries - I mean...who doesn't love cheese fries? yawnha - you are one of those people that when they joined Kovaze I was like omg hey, I know them, and I honestly always enjoy it when I cross paths with you. We have never been super close, but every now and then you will post or say something that genuinely makes me giggle, and I appreciate that more than you probably realize. It is always nice having familiar faces around, and I am glad you are one of them. Food name: Waffles! Idk it just seems to fit ya lol Rain - you are one of those people who has always been such a good friend to me and also to Evan (which i love how close y'all are), and I value you more than I say. You are incredibly loyal and trustworthy, and you are one of those people I know I can always trust no matter what, which means everything to me. You are also just genuinely kind to everyone, and I really respect the way you quietly maneuver through games and still do so well without needing to be loud about it. I am really grateful for your friendship and always will be. Food name: Gumbo ofc! Louisiana knows Louisiana ;) Mackey - yess queen of Kovaze who I have def noticed around here, and I have enjoyed! You definitely have a personality that stands out, and I mean that in a good way, and you are always very on brand. I hope we get to play some games together tbh when I join. From what I have seen, you bring a fun energy and you make things interesting just by being involved, and I appreciate that here in this community. Food name: GrilledCheese - classic and gets the job done with minimal fuss :D Lover - you are one of those people I feel like I have known forever, and I value you so much. We have always just had that mutual respect for each other, and you have always been so kind to me, both in the past and now, and that has always meant a lot to me. I really do think you are a great person, and on top of that you can absolutely be a force to be reckoned with in games, which I respect a lot. I am really glad we have stayed in each other’s lives on here and have so many fun memories! Miss ya often but so glad when we talk Food name: Churro! idk why lmao, when I think of you I think that - who doesn't love churros! Slayking123 - you are one of those people I have seen around in games and you always seem really nice and easy to be around. We have not really gotten the chance to know each other that well yet, but you do well in games and you come across as someone who plays hard while still keeping a good attitude, which I respect. I am glad we have crossed paths and I am looking forward to playing more together. Food name: IceCream - idk i feel like if IceCream could pick a username it would be "Slayking" lol... Arris - you are one of those people I have really enjoyed talking to whenever we have crossed paths. I know in the last game I tried hard to get you to trust me before I went out, and it did not do a great job before that moment to help that, but I still respected the way you played and I think it honestly worked out for you anyway. Every time we have talked though I have genuinely enjoyed it, and I would really like to work together in a game sometime because I think we would do well. Outside of all that, I think you are really nice, really strategic, and just someone I appreciate both as a player and as a person. Food name: SnowCone - idk i feel it fits lol Jdaddy - you are one of those people I am always genuinely happy to see around, and it really does feel like we go way back at this point lol. You have always been so loyal, so fun to talk to, and just someone who brings good energy wherever you go, and I have always appreciated that about you. You are great in games, you keep things interesting, and you just have a way of making things more fun without even trying. I always enjoy whenever we cross paths, and I am really glad we are friends. <3 Food name: you are KingCake obviously Sad202 - lol when did you change your username - this is so funny you are one of those people I feel like I have so many memories with at this point, and I will always be glad for that. I know things got a little quiet after the last time we talked, but I could never stay upset with you for long, and I hope you know I still think you are a great person and an incredible gameplayer. We have been through a lot of games and moments over the years. I am really glad we have crossed paths the way we have, and I always enjoy whenever we talk or play together. Food name: SourPatchKids to go with your new name lol MessyJ - you are one of those people who just has a really fun personality, and I always notice that about you. You are definitely a force in games, but you are also strategic and think things through. Every time we have crossed paths I have enjoyed it, and I would honestly love to play together more because I think we would have a lot of fun. You also just seem like a genuinely good person, and I always appreciate people who bring that kind of energy around here. Food name: Spaghetti - classic and a bit messy like your UN suggests ;) Grrrrrrrracie - you are one of those people who is just such a bright light, and you always have been. I feel like I have known you for a long time, and you have consistently been one of the nicest, kindest people, which is something I have always appreciated about you. I really hope you have been doing well, and I always love seeing you around because you just bring such a good energy with you. Food name: JellyBean! colorful and fun just like you <3 queen NaughtyNacho - okay BADDIE ALERT!! (LMAO) I honestly do not even know what to say about you because at this point you are just my best friend and that has never really changed. From the moment we met we just clicked, and you have always been there for me no matter what, and I mean that. Between you and Evan, I really feel like you both shaped my whole experience on sites like this, and somehow we have managed to spend countless nights on calls laughing way too hard (it's SHOT O'CLOCK) and probably being extra and bantering about Race scores, but I would not trade those memories for anything. You are also an amazing player, seriously, and I am always thankful to have you in my corner, both in games and outside of them. I am really lucky to have you in my life, and you already know that. Food name: you already have one but I choose Margarita because it's one of my faves and goes awesome with some nachos ;) love you so much Sinister - Chase! first of all I love the new username! You are one of those people I am genuinely so glad to have as a friend, and we really do go way back at this point. You are so sweet, so kind, and incredibly loyal and trustworthy, and that is something I value so much. I also so enjoy our fun nights playing and on call and laughing so much - you are so funny! lol! I also adore your personality because you are genuinely funny, and when you lock in you can be really strategic in games too, which I respect. More than anything, you are just a really great friend, and I am really grateful for you, always. <3 Food name: Martini - with your new UN this seems to fit; plus who doesn't love a really good martini ;) ilysm Sprite - you are so so talented, and I genuinely admire that about you! From what I have seen, you are also really loyal to the people you are close with, and I respect that a lot. I like your personality some of your blogs that made me laugh, and I always appreciate people like YOU who bring creativity and humor into this space. I am glad we have crossed paths here and I always enjoy seeing what you post, whether it's your art or just you being you! Food name: Sherbet idk it kinda reminds me of the cute username you already have and I think it's kinda you! :)
RobbieRIOT
I saw Glitter and goodvibesgal's blogs about their good news and wanted to share some as well. My mom is cancer free for the SECOND TIME as of yesterday. She is such a bad bitch, seriously. Two different cancers, unrelated (Breast stage 1 and lung stage 3), within the last 10 years. I am so proud of her. She's even doing her hair again and not wearing hats in public. I swear, she only got sick once from chemo. Hoping you all have an amazing week. <3
On Monday February 16th 2026, I was going about my normal day sending emails making real boss movements when suddenly as I switched to my Kovaze tab I noticed something strange. A blue game was filling called Royale. There had been rumblings for weeks as to when this game would be opened up to the general public so seeing the open game I did not hesitate to join. I quickly tried to alert some sisters of mine, but unfortunately none were able to make it into the arena in time. This was going to have to be a solo mission. I purchased some new frocks from my Tribute Stylist, melanie, and felt as ready as I could. Upon entering the arena I was a bit lost. I was at work at the time of the bloodbath, so I missed some opening drama and moved to a square close to me. Part of Royale is knowing what type of player you need to be. There are different playstyles you can take and certainly ways to maximize all of your actions. In my first room I saw my first target, Smores_poptart . Bottom line I knew I could beat him in most games and was fiending for a quick little battle in the early days of this game. Needless to say, I dog walked in Starfall he ran away and minutes later was pronounced dead. No repeat players here, Royale 3 would be for the students of the game. After his death, I was admittedly bloodthirsty. I was a bit peeved that after weakening a tribute I did not get the credit for it on the death list. My mission in the game from this point on was to get on the board. That's when I ran across target #2 eliotwhi . He was in a room alone and wearing the previously exclusive, now outlet mall slop Gold AngieK Visor. Needed to get chin checked for that bc dont wear my glasses. I attack, he runs. Shoots me with arrows and then gets away. I'm wounded now, but I know I'll find him again and he knows whats coming. That was my experience on night 1, I was still very naive to all going on around me and innocently wasting a lot of my inventory. I went to sleep next to one of the careers, not really too worried about getting killed in my sleep because I was nearby a lot of stronger players. Upon waking up I noticed there were some deaths, most notably being my ally and Royale showmance Jaded . This was a power player taken out early, so I knew there were strings being pulled behind the scenes. Rival alliances searched for each other that morning and I moved around the arena hoping to find some easy pickings and get on the board. While moving around I found many helpful items including three bombs two teleports and many energy drinks. I felt setup pretty nicely to freely move around and if I found myself cornered, I had security to teleport. I continued moving, never staying stagnant in one place as I didn't want my whereabouts known. While moving around, I found target #3 MotherFart . Outcasted beefs die hard. No better place to settle things than the Royale Arena. I attack. She runs. Are we scared MotherFart? That's fine though. That's why we have bombs. I drop two on the square she moved to, not caring much about anyone else who may have been there with her. I head to the space afterwards and she had already fled the scene. Hmph. I'll find you. I keep moving after this and forget exactly what happened, but I moved somehow. Papa could probably tell you better because he knows everyone's location at all times. Scary stuff. Eventually I find Mother again. I rope her and attack. Its flags, I'm feeling like I have her cornered when suddenly I'm teleported once again by some bees? I lost it at Kovazbees like what're we doing here. Now I was put onto a space that was worrisome for me with Marwane and a familiar face from before Eliot. I honestly wanted no smoke at this exact moment; I more so was focused on the one that farts. Clearly though, there would be no peace in this room as immediately arrows are shot at me and knives are thrown. I can't even throw my shit back before I realize eliot is now attacking me. Ok girl, hope you are packed up because your Royale journey will be ending here. I empty my bag on her which admittedly was a bit of a waste because I think he would've died just from getting slayed by me in Starfall. Marwane just watched it all happen, too stunned by my beauty to get revenge for his fellow ally. From this moment on, the game had changed. I was no longer the fun sassy girl taking on the world on her own. I was now the main target of the big bad wolf, Envious . He began to stalk me and made my low stress time getting a haircut very stressful as I knew he could likely kill me at any moment. I had to seek shelter and found my way to Nuke Nirvana in the upper corner with Bratz and Sin . I had previously handed Bratz poison berries and roped Sin earlier, so these girls were nervous having me around, but it was no beef. Moments later my stalker arrives. Now at the time Envious arrives I'm in a race game as I need to brush up on these comps just in case, I get them in a battle later. I believe he tried to attack me during this time, but I just didn't notice as my health went down and a battle was cancelled. He leaves and I breathe for a moment before teleporting to the other side of the map where my 5th biggest op in the game Womanizer was hiding. Every square was beginning to feel dangerous. Thankfully though the Race Gods paired me with Womanizer and we were able to work it out on the remix. I stayed on the square with him and another user I believe it was Mario for probably an hour or two as I went to do real boss girl things (squats). When I returned more had died and a coalition of non-career tributes got together to take out part of the big alliance, Christos. This was truly the gag and a you had to be there moment. It was quick, concise, and effective. After this the tribute count continued to fall, as did the Kovaze clock. I was growing tired, but I knew the moment I fell asleep I would be killed for my war crimes. I stayed strong until about a little passed 1. That's when I began to fade. I fought as hard as I could, but quickly after my dozing began, I entered a deep slumber. I arose to find that I had been killed by honey. It just sucks being killed strictly for being prettier than someone. Honey, I hope you enjoy the heartburn my two energy drinks will give you and just know you wasted supplies. X O X O Overall, Royale is as fun as you make it. If you play the hiding game or just stick to an alliance, I can see this game being boring. if you go out of your way to be your own type of Katniss Everdeen it is exhilarating and the most fun game on the site. This game does reward insomniacs and the jobless so the only changes I'd call to be made would be more defensive items to protect against bombings and coordinated sneak attacks. unfortunate im pulling for you.
goodvibesgal
Finally some fucking good news about my health for once. I just got my tumor tests this morning and I already got the results: left adrenal tumor: "2.1 cm lipid-rich left adrenal adenoma" left renal tumor: benign. I can breathe a little easier. Thanks to everyone who has let me vent like crazy the past month or so and have listened to me whine and cry. Y'all know who yall are. ✌🏻
Sin
They should create new sports for those of us who aren't talented at anything because wdym I'll never be the best at anything just bcuz my parents couldn't afford to put me in classes 😭
PosterBoy
Kovaze is just like twitter with bot accounts making up 95% of all that’s said and it just becomes dead space
LEXEY
YOU ARE MINE!
Ethan
Drunk so PYN for something lexey mother!!!! I think we need to talk more I love your vibe sm brookie my bot queen I’ve never seen you before today but you’re so fucking funny legend queen gag down boots mama I’m deceased jaded ok so like I think I used to want to be friends with you but you were NASTY but I’m a Miley girl too so maybe it’s ok cray CRAY12780 PUT THIS IN chazz king of Mardi Gras I want to party with you so fucking bad omfg chibi ok so I keep in my mind at all times that you want to try magnolia bakery and next time I’m in ny I have to take you yandertron21 my yan ❤️❤️❤️ you’re so so so so gay I love it misschloekay ok icon legend and the moment you’re so fucking funny even though you give off DARK WNERGY glitter A DARK AURA EMINATES FROM YOU YOU WERE BANNED FOR SOMETHING I THINK I DONT KNOW I MUST PLACE A SALT CIRCLE RANDYBandy IVE LOST THE PLOT I THINK PLESSE HELP ME DM ME YOUR INSTAGRAM
okay so i wanted to write a quick lil thing on how i found it to have a shop on kovaze.. this is to motivate other new designers who haven’t had the courage to open a shop yet themselves, or simply for people that are interested in learning about my experience. the idea of starting a shop had been on my mind since i started designing, but i was very scared to do it. what if people didn’t like my designs? what if i’d flop? what if it’d be a waste of money? i just wanted it to go well because i set high standards for myself in every single thing i do, even silly little things like a shop on an online platform🤣 but when people were reaching out to me saying they loved my designs and encouraging me to sell them, i finally found the confidence, made my shop and placed a bid. i spent 1.7k to open the shop, secretly hoping my bid wouldn’t be enough so i had more time.. but it was honestly such a steal and i got my shop! i woke up around 11:20pm kvt and uploaded some of my stock. i got my first sale at about as soon as i posted, which felt really rewarding! in the first hour, i already sold 12 items.. like what?? i was less than 200 koinz away from break even after an hour, which blew my mind. the sales just kept coming in and in- that meant people really really liked my designs and i was so happy! in total i made 23.6k in sales total and within less than 48 hours, all 40 of my stock was sold out. i still can’t believe how succesful things were, but it gave me such a motivation boost to keep designing and maybe even open a shop again in the future. for now i feel like it was just a one time thing to get the experience, but you never know! the positive reactions and feedback have really boosted my spirits and confidence, so i’m very grateful for that. for all the people that helped me with my questions, thank you as well🩷 and of COURSE.. a big thank you to everyone that supported my shop<3 it’s so fun and nice to see people in games wearing the outfits i made and i’m just really relieved and happy my designs were received well, rather than being laughed at. i managed to help out some friends as well by selling my designs for the lowest possible prices, which also felt nice to be able to do! some overall stats: total in sales: 23.600 koinz made: 4.720 total profit: 3.020 it was quite addicting to keep refreshing my page and see if i made any sales, it was also rlly fun to see who bought what in the shop history! i think this was a satisfying, succesful first shop experience and we shall see if mel’s bakery will be back in the future:) thank you all so much for the support, i’m very very grateful and relieved you liked my work🩷 to anyone still on the fence about selling their designs, my advice would be to just do it and see how it goes! don’t let fear hold you back, because it might bring you happiness and satisfaction<3<3
Harajuku
It’s nothing to do with your hormones, it’s about your attitude though, don’t expect kindness to be given to you if kindness isn’t reflected by you. I told you from the get go that it was a joke, I made multiple edits and sent to multiple people, out of all of them, you are the ONLY one who has an issue with it, heavy on the ONLY. Don’t try to make this into something it isn’t, cause I see the direction you’re going with this. If you want to argue and play victim you just have to say so, so I can set the stage for our performance. Every. Single. Conflict I see you in, you’re always somehow the victim. If I’m a nasty piece of shit, based off what I’ve seen from your twitter that’s what you like boo. So I guess all that’s left is for me to bend over & aim in your mouth. Kiss my ass hoe.
Cristi
A deal about not going to each other because i was seeing a group of people waiting for we kill each other and then do their stuff, he said me that we had a deal and after 30 minutes he came with 27477237 people to kill me, NOW I WAS RIGHT, you have what you deserve for be idiot and play that role of defend your dead Friends xD
LEXEY
I need to say
melanie
The tribes: HEROES - melanie - Jaded - VenusVafa - Mochalatte - Rain VILLAINS - Marwane - Amandasings04 - ilovetosing - Sophie - Hare - Paul MERGE - melanie (hero) - Jaded (hero) - Marwane (villain) - Amandasings04 (villain) - VenusVafa (hero) - Sophie (villain) - Rain (hero) RULES Format: Golden Star - POV winner must safe someone from their own tribe at all times, unless the bottom 3 is all villains. - This lasts until the F7. - At the F7, the merge happens. POV is now allowed to save whoever they want. - Heroes wear blue, villains wear red, merge cast wears black. NOTES: It seemed as if the heroes had this in the back.. but a sudden all heroes bottom 3 quickly turned the game on its head. The villains were in the minority in merge, but managed to eliminate all the heroes and end up in an all-villain final 3. Heroes domimated the pre-merge, but the villains dominated the merge. Congrats to Sophie for winning Heroes vs. Villains Arena!